Thread: Rate my chickens/10
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lmfao this is hilarious for some reason.
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Originally Posted By Kiop⏩
They close off the intestines so no contact with poopyou already
know that
they lay eggs
from their butthol
so good luk
with that!
know that
they lay eggs
from their butthol
so good luk
with that!
Plus they last for long time in my basement due to that natural bloom
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yo I'm still laughing lmao OP got chickens LOOOL
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Who built the cages GOOO!
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Originally Posted By topperstyle⏩
I used to let them roam but they tore up the yard and left chit everywhere, plus it's easier to clean their house when they aren't in itI love my chickens op.
Mirin moveable grazing cage. Very important so they don’t tear up the yard too much!
Mirin moveable grazing cage. Very important so they don’t tear up the yard too much!
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Mirin - what color are their yolks compared to store bought? I used to get fresh farm eggs from a friend who owned the farm, best eggs I ever had. I remember the yolks being a richer, deeper color.


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10/10
I don't have any right now but I get eggs from my neighbor across the street. She has 25 chickens and just hatched 20 more. So if she wants to sell I can get a flock going.
I've got an old coop on the property just need to clean it up before I get the birds.
I don't have any right now but I get eggs from my neighbor across the street. She has 25 chickens and just hatched 20 more. So if she wants to sell I can get a flock going.
I've got an old coop on the property just need to clean it up before I get the birds.
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Originally Posted By martoch⏩
When I used to buy store bought they were runny and annoying to make certain style of eggsMirin - what color are their yolks compared to store bought? I used to get fresh farm eggs from a friend who owned the farm, best eggs I ever had. I remember the yolks being a richer, deeper color.


My eggs feel just like a more robust egg, a nice golden rich color, yolks don't break so easy
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Nice, OP. Here's a photo of my big black coq -Lexington Steele.

I feel the same way about daily fresh eggs. Although, since chicken breast is my primary lean protein source, especially during cut, there's some major cognitive dissonance happening in my brain on a daily basis. I go from stroking the back of one of my chickens to breaking the back of a dead one literally 5 minutes later.

I feel the same way about daily fresh eggs. Although, since chicken breast is my primary lean protein source, especially during cut, there's some major cognitive dissonance happening in my brain on a daily basis. I go from stroking the back of one of my chickens to breaking the back of a dead one literally 5 minutes later.
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Mirin BBCNice, OP. Here's a photo of my big black coq -Lexington Steele.

I feel the same way about daily fresh eggs. Although, since chicken breast is my primary lean protein source, especially during cut, there's some major cognitive dissonance happening in my brain on a daily basis. I go from stroking the back of one of my chickens to breaking the back of a dead one literally 5 minutes later.

I feel the same way about daily fresh eggs. Although, since chicken breast is my primary lean protein source, especially during cut, there's some major cognitive dissonance happening in my brain on a daily basis. I go from stroking the back of one of my chickens to breaking the back of a dead one literally 5 minutes later.
I feel yah on that too, I was grilling up some chicken yesterday while I was cleaning out the coup. I'd never eat my girls though
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
Any farm and feed store will sell chicks at certain times of the year or just find someone that breeds them if your looking for a specific kindinterdasting..
how hard is it to get a hold of some chickens
how hard is it to get a hold of some chickens
Just don't be that dude that lives around others with an annoying ass rooster
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Originally Posted By topperstyle⏩
We built a fenced-in area for our girls that covers maybe an acre...it's amazing how fast 20 chickens can strip mine the **** out of your lawn. That grass is never coming back lolI love my chickens op.
Mirin moveable grazing cage. Very important so they don’t tear up the yard too much!
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Despite being in the boonies, our gay ass township has declared "no livestock".
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Had quail for a while. Don't think I would actually get any chickens..I'd be losing them to foxes and chit all the time, and I hear real cold weather is hard on them.
Plus I am not eggsactly a farmer.
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Had quail for a while. Don't think I would actually get any chickens..I'd be losing them to foxes and chit all the time, and I hear real cold weather is hard on them.
Plus I am not eggsactly a farmer.
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
Tractor supply prob has them still. I got twenty layers and and ten meat chickens from them like a month ago.interdasting..
how hard is it to get a hold of some chickens
how hard is it to get a hold of some chickens
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Originally Posted By Hutrapper⏩
How would they know though?Despite being in the boonies, our gay ass township has declared "no livestock".
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Had quail for a while. Don't think I would actually get any chickens..I'd be losing them to foxes and chit all the time, and I hear real cold weather is hard on them.
Plus I am not eggsactly a farmer.
lol
Had quail for a while. Don't think I would actually get any chickens..I'd be losing them to foxes and chit all the time, and I hear real cold weather is hard on them.
Plus I am not eggsactly a farmer.
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Looks good brah, if you ever decide to get rid of chickens can always use the cage for an iguanaI plan on increasing mine and building a swing set this summer

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I'll just lock my kids in there
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
I wouldn't eat one of the girls. We did end up with two roosters from my wife's straight run picks. They were crowing all day being obnoxious, and the anti-crow collars worked better on one than the other. Had to put one of them to the tomahawk...made some Moroccan style lemon and olive chicken tagine from him.Mirin BBC
I feel yah on that too, I was grilling up some chicken yesterday while I was cleaning out the coup. I'd never eat my girls though
I feel yah on that too, I was grilling up some chicken yesterday while I was cleaning out the coup. I'd never eat my girls though
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I'm genuinely jelly AF brah
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Originally Posted By NuggzTheNinja⏩
I hate roosters I would have ate both of them srsI wouldn't eat one of the girls. We did end up with two roosters from my wife's straight run picks. They were crowing all day being obnoxious, and the anti-crow collars worked better on one than the other. Had to put one of them to the tomahawk...made some Moroccan style lemon and olive chicken tagine from him.
Annoying AF and mean
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