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post 1638283803 05-11-2021, 08:34 AM
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I swear when I see another cyclist...

Im gonna knock him the **** out even before he passes me.

Just got off the bus ,was walking down the street and I was walking down the road which had two seperate lanes,one for the bikes and one for walking pedestrians I was walking slightly in the bike lane and moving towards walkers lane and this one fat ugly **** bumped me in the arm with his handle.

Second cyclist I was going home across the road, again from the opposite direction cyclist was coming towards me, he had all the space he needed but he bumped me in the other arm with his handle.


I swear, the next cyclist comes Im not waiting for him to pass Im knocking him the **** out with my elbow
post 1638283893 05-11-2021, 08:35 AM
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post 1638284353 05-11-2021, 08:38 AM
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Cyclists are *******s. But so is OP. Torn.

Op, use your head to block their tire and cause them to flip over the handlebars. Win win.
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post 1638284633 05-11-2021, 08:43 AM
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Clearly you're fated to bring balance to the cyclist vs pedestrian universe. For true happiness to be realized, one must follow the path they are destined to walk - your path happens to have cyclists on it.
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post 1638284793 05-11-2021, 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted By PTzFree⏩
Clearly you're fated to bring balance to the cyclist vs pedestrian universe. For true happiness to be realized, one must follow the path they are destined to walk - your path happens to have cyclists on it.
My path will have dead cyclists soon.
post 1638285083 05-11-2021, 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted By 78novacaine⏩
Cyclists are *******s. But so is OP. Torn.

Op, use your head to block their tire and cause them to flip over the handlebars. Win win.
They can flip over this dick.
post 1638287253 05-11-2021, 09:18 AM
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Why don't you cycle instead of getting the bus like a *******
post 1638287983 05-11-2021, 09:25 AM
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Everyone hates cyclists. Theyre lance armstrong wanna bes with their lame ass outfits n righteuousness.


Best is when they hold up traffic on the road. It’s like man, go eff yourself
Truth is out there
post 1638288763 05-11-2021, 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted By ZimWell⏩
Why don't you cycle instead of getting the bus like a *******
I dont cycle because Im not a fakkit
post 1638288903 05-11-2021, 09:39 AM
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Don't get me started on those fukers. What makes me rage is we got back roads where they are so fuking narrow. Yet these fukers think they own the road when they are not even supposed to be there. Can't count how many times these twats could have caused an accident hogging up half of the road because we have to go around them. If anything, I would run their ass over to send a message.
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