Can someone embed

Best responses get raped

Does it work now? Idk wtf is going on i did at the end

'have you been keeping up with your maintenance, or will you need a full inspection?'

best i got, but I'm terrible at this. At least I embed for you

r u a sexbot

send her a cock pic

Not saying that but i'll still rape u

Its already stated on the profile champ

“Due for a tune up and a dick’n down”

"I normally work on newer models but I'm not above getting my hands dirty in a vintage unit."

Jesus this thread sucks...

Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?

Hurry misc i need u

Srs

Gonna need to do some work under the hood.

"yup, those pipes look rusty af"

Definitely time for a check under the hood, lube job and a good once over.

oh wow, mechanical talk......really get's the girls going.

this will not end with you having sex.


3 one word answers and a half-assed quip from her over 6 days? Just lol

Shame....she's cute too

Tempted to neg. it really is all about the face when these cringe messages actually do anything. Just lol

This thread sucks. OP gonna blow a tranny.

who the fuk uses badoo lmao

I like

Sigh youre probably right

“Absolutely, why do you give me your number and we can schedule you an appointment”

"Are you an archeologist?"












"Because I got a large bone that needs to be examined."

Seen ur mum on there

"How about you let me inspect that phat azz of yours girl"

Am I late?

"I cum fully equiped an autolube system that can squirt those grease nipples like clockwork. Have your paperwork on my desk by 4."

Try this:

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words.

You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

Tell her
i want to fetch
oil from your butthole

Lold hard

damn your text game sucks fam