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post 1639030683 05-20-2021, 01:36 PM
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Just FOOKING LOL@cucks that actually hire a real estate agent in 2021.

Either as a buyer or seller.

Imagine being so brain dead that you can't sell a house using zillow on your own in the hottest fuarking market in history.

You can just post your house and get 10 offers in an hour.

If you need to buy, why the fook do you need an agent? Sack the fuark up, hire your own inspector(which you should be doing anyway), and hire a real estate attorney to do the close.

If you pay 6% to some glorified data entry clerk, you're an absolute cuck. You might as well let them fuark your girlfriend, or more likely, boyfriend.
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post 1639030843 05-20-2021, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted By lockdev⏩
Either as a buyer or seller.

Imagine being so brain dead that you can't sell a house using zillow on your own in the hottest fuarking market in history.

You can just post your house and get 10 offers in an hour.

If you need to buy, why the fook do you need an agent? Sack the fuark up,hire your own inspector(which you should be doing anyway), and hire a real estate attorney to do the close.

If you pay 6% to some glorified data entry clerk, you're an absolute cuck. You might as well let them fuark your girlfriend, or more likely, boyfriend.
LOL Cucks hiring out inspections. DIY brahs, its not that hard and the hired out companies provide a visual inspection, thats all it is. They assume no liability at all. Its a scam
post 1639030993 05-20-2021, 01:42 PM
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real estate agent checking in.

fukk you boyo srs. dont we deserve to make a living too?
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Originally Posted By Berts⏩
LOL Cucks hiring out inspections. DIY brahs, its not that hard and the hired out companies provide a visual inspection, thats all it is. They assume no liability at all. Its a scam
I know my limits. I'm a DIY dude myself, but don't trust my skills for a full inspection. My inspector was awesome and found things that I would have definitely overlooked.
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post 1639031763 05-20-2021, 01:51 PM
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Just lol at people that hire financial advisors

Just lol at people that hire personal trainers

Just lol at people that hire anyone to do anything

Realtor here. Clown op
post 1639031963 05-20-2021, 01:54 PM
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Serious question, is there really any point to hiring a realtor if you know how to tell the difference between Google and ********? Do they take care of some stuff (legal, paperwork) that us mortals can't?
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post 1639032123 05-20-2021, 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Jax05⏩
Serious question, is there really any point to hiring a realtor if you know how to tell the difference between Google and ********? Do they take care of some stuff (legal, paperwork) that us mortals can't?
See above post.

Then realize the average human is stupid and lazy.
post 1639032273 05-20-2021, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted By cazzo1⏩
Just lol at people that hire financial advisors

Just lol at people that hire personal trainers

Just lol at people that hire anyone to do anything

Realtor here. Clown op
Butt hurt about the truth/10.

Sorry about having to find a new career. At least you have a real skill to fall back on, right?
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post 1639032283 05-20-2021, 01:58 PM
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Spending 50k to sell my house. You mad
post 1639032303 05-20-2021, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted By cazzo1⏩
Just lol at people that hire financial advisors

Just lol at people that hire personal trainers

Just lol at people that hire anyone to do anything

Realtor here. Clown op
Imagine paying $24k to sell a $400k house. Just imagine.

BTW most "financial advisors" are roaches too. They're glorified mutual fund and insurance salesmen. If you want actual good financial advice, hire a lawyer, CPA, or DIY.
post 1639032473 05-20-2021, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted By lockdev⏩
Butt hurt about the truth/10.

Sorry about having to find a new career. At least you have a real skill to fall back on, right?
I still work full time but do it on the side Bc it’s extremely easy.

But imagine making this thread out of the blue. Did you fail the test?
post 1639032533 05-20-2021, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Jax05⏩
Serious question, is there really any point to hiring a realtor if you know how to tell the difference between Google and ********? Do they take care of some stuff (legal, paperwork) that us mortals can't?
Real tea answer:

No, they don't. They help organize the process and are able to answer questions you have, but their real value is posting your listing. Most of them don't even sell your house. They simply take the call from the buyer's agent and get the ball rolling.

The only reason they exist at all in 2021 is because of the powerful lobbying by the real estate industry($131 million in 2020 alone).
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post 1639032583 05-20-2021, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted By BLOATMOGGER⏩
Imagine paying $24k to sell a $400k house. Just imagine.

BTW most "financial advisors" are roaches too. They're glorified mutual fund and insurance salesmen. If you want actual good financial advice, hire a lawyer, CPA, or DIY.
Bro I agree.. but most people are stupid and do not want to do the work
post 1639032733 05-20-2021, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted By FingerNailsBrah⏩
Spending 50k to sell my house. You mad
Brah, 50k buys a lot of hookers.

Imagine paying some crusty 50 year old sloot $50k to sell your house and she doesn't even give you a blowie.
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post 1639032753 05-20-2021, 02:06 PM
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If you are selling a 2mm dollar home...i see the need


under that....its cuckery
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A realtor is akin to a CPA in a sense. Someone you can always reach out to for advice. I always thought realtors were hogwash too until I saw how convoluted the laws for renters are with all the protection they're provided.
Your schtick sucks and it screams insecurity.
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I’ve been in real estate for 15 years but quit doing sales a long time ago after I figured out that it’s a sales and marketing job and most realtors don’t really know anything about real estate. I don’t knock people for being realtors but I would never pay someone 4% - 6% for a few hours of work. Being a buyers agent in this market would suck though so I think they earn their money.
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i bought my current house without an agent and just sold it without one. will be buying new house without one.

when you are buying theres no real downside to having an agent since the seller pays their commission. But as long as you are somewhat savvy with reading legalese you dont need one and MIGHT even be able to use it as a bargaining chip. If the seller is saving $20-30k because you didnt bring an agent then they are more able to help with closing and other things.

I sold mine directly to Redfin and they were sorts sketch a couple times and i saved myself $5000 because i found an “error” in their fees in the contract
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Originally Posted By digital022⏩
A realtor is akin to a CPA in a sense.Someone you can always reach out to for advice. I always thought realtors were hogwash too until I saw how convoluted the laws for renters are with all the protection they're provided.
Yeah except becoming a CPA takes a fairly challenging 4-year degree, 5 exams, and 6 months-2 years of work experience.

Meanwhile becoming a realtor takes a high school diploma.
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Originally Posted By BLOATMOGGER⏩
Yeah except becoming a CPA takes a fairly challenging 4-year degree, 5 exams, and 6 months-2 years of work experience.

Meanwhile becoming a realtor takes a high school diploma.
What is there to hate? Even your sig is negative.

I’m into real estate, want to own multiple properties, and help along the way
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Originally Posted By cazzo1⏩
What is there to hate? Even your sig is negative.

I’m into real estate, want to own multiple properties, and help along the way
you scream of insecurity


whilst yes ***got OP should realise there are people who want a personal trainer to stop eating donuts, literally just need a real estate lawyer and knowing how to use the internet
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which real estate agent banged your GF (or BF)?
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Originally Posted By cazzo1⏩
What is there to hate? Even your sig is negative.

I’m into real estate, want to own multiple properties, and help along the way
I've been locked in a hotel for a month and my only human contact is the misc srs.
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Originally Posted By atgbrahsrs⏩
you scream of insecurity


whilst yes ***got OP should realise there are people who want a personal trainer to stop eating donuts, literally just need a real estate lawyer and knowing how to use the internet
Insecurity? I’m posting rationally.

People are lazy and stupid. What don’t you understand?

The only thing I hate is the constant posting people do. We get it, you’re a realtor.
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There are a lot of jobs that I can do myself but as money becomes less of a limited resource and, in it's place, time becomes limited your priorities change. I sold a house myself when I was in my 20's but have used an agent for buying/selling since then. Of course employers paid those fees but still....
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Originally Posted By climberbrah⏩
If you are selling a 2mm dollar home...i see the need
Originally Posted By WellHungOver⏩
Being a buyers agent in this market would suck though so I think they earn their money.
Can actually agree with these two.

Would refuse to be a buyer's agent in this market. brb spending 10 hours a day putting in bids against all-cash Quang Li.
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Are you aware of iBuyers? The game rules changed

I can get an estimate from Zillow in 1 minute, an appraisal and official offer to sell my home in 2 days, close the deal and get paid in 5 to 10.

Sillow, compass, opendoor everyone is buying houses directly now
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
ITT OP is big mad because real estate agents make a lot more than him and have more freedom
Nah brah. I work in IT as a manager. Make 4x the average real estate agent and fuarking love what I do.

In all cereal, I get tired of real estate agents in these crazy markets. They acted the same cot dayum way back in 2007 with their "better buy now! real estate only goes up!" bullchit.
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Originally Posted By lockdev⏩
I know my limits. I'm a DIY dude myself, but don't trust my skills for a full inspection. My inspector was awesome and found things that I would have definitely overlooked.
This. DIY is good and all, but inspectors know the codes and I don't care to remember all that regulations & requirements chit.
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This all sounds great until something doesn't go perfectly. Wait until there's an issue with an inspection or with escrow and there's nobody who knows wtf is going on handling things.

Fuark if we hadn't bought/sold with an agent last time, we would have legit been homeless. Buyers misrepresented their financial position and loan got hung up, while the people selling us the new house needed the funds for their new purchase. We legit almost fell out of escrow except for the miracles our realtor managed to pull off with his contacts.
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