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Thread: This guy slaps your gf's ass @ the club....

post 1639165613 05-22-2021, 07:04 AM
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This guy slaps your gf's ass @ the club....

Wot do you do?


post 1639165673 05-22-2021, 07:06 AM
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I pull her off of him as she beats him within an inch of his life, srs.
post 1639165843 05-22-2021, 07:08 AM
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wood lol at bottom of pants
post 1639166113 05-22-2021, 07:15 AM
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let him dominate me to show my dominance
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post 1639166153 05-22-2021, 07:17 AM
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Thay would be pissening. weeeee
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post 1639166363 05-22-2021, 07:22 AM
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Idk but that colour suit would be pretty good at disguising piss stains
post 1639166403 05-22-2021, 07:24 AM
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Looking sharp!
You have my word as a Schons.
post 1639167573 05-22-2021, 07:45 AM
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The answer to this is always slap him on the ass yourself and ask him, "you looking for a good time?"
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post 1639168113 05-22-2021, 07:53 AM
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need additional info. Is there something I need to keep in mind?
I don't rep back
post 1639169993 05-22-2021, 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted By Lollaff⏩
need additional info. Is there something I need to keep in mind?
Keep in mind he's been using gym lingo all night and you even heard him say he can deadlift 415 lbs RAW
post 1639170213 05-22-2021, 08:34 AM
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Homie got on a choppa suit, lmao.
I loe e.
post 1639170673 05-22-2021, 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
Homie got on a choppa suit, lmao.
Bout to make his big debut in the NBA in that thing
post 1639170683 05-22-2021, 08:44 AM
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LOL’d @ that ill fitting suit
DYEL?
post 1639231633 05-23-2021, 07:09 AM
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Is that craig titus?
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Thread killer crew*
post 1639231903 05-23-2021, 07:17 AM
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Is that the new Jason Genova action figure?
Retired...no smartphone....no neighbors......just holes...
post 1639239613 05-23-2021, 09:59 AM
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Take his hand and Walk him over to his caretaker with a grimace of disapproval for letting their retard get off his leash
Short, fat, and bald crew.

Married a halal virgin hbb crew.

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post 1639239673 05-23-2021, 10:01 AM
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suck his monkey dink so good I'd make him gay

nah, but he's got that freaky grainy look nonetheless
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post 1639239733 05-23-2021, 10:02 AM
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beat his dink off

that'll learn em!
post 1639240133 05-23-2021, 10:14 AM
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challenge him to a posedown

Spoiler!
post 1639240543 05-23-2021, 10:21 AM
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ask him if he got even with PUUUNICHEEEEPS
communist until you get rich
rightwing until financially secure
atheist until the plane starts falling
slootist until you get married
muslim after you get married
post 1639240623 05-23-2021, 10:23 AM
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I challenge the misc to show me ANY pro bodybuilder that looks good in a suit.
I don't think I've ever seen one they all look goofy AF.
Though obviously JG is on another level
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post 1639240723 05-23-2021, 10:25 AM
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ask him to rate the texture/10
post 1639240783 05-23-2021, 10:25 AM
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Anyone got the dark lord Spaniard action figure? That always makes me lol
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post 1639240963 05-23-2021, 10:29 AM
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bow to the piss lord
post 1639241013 05-23-2021, 10:30 AM
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I'd let my girlfriend proceed to beat him up.
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post 1639241833 05-23-2021, 10:45 AM
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Slap his ass to assert dominance.
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The beatings will continue until morale improves.
post 1639241923 05-23-2021, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted By Muscle2021⏩
I challenge the misc to show me ANY pro bodybuilder that looks good in a suit.
I don't think I've ever seen one they all look goofy AF.
Though obviously JG is on another level
Calum Von Moger



I know that he's slimmed down a lot recently. But I think he was still pretty big in this pic.

As for Jason in that suit, I would ask him where he found such a good tailor. It almost looks like a second skin on him.
Cook the man some eggs!
post 1639245243 05-23-2021, 11:45 AM
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find him a tailor on yelp
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