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post 1639498523 05-26-2021, 03:02 PM
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Wash your hands BEFORE you pee

Let me bring you idiots in on a little life tip. It seems the average person is washing their hands after they pee which is completely backwards. Your penis should be the cleanest part of your body, while your hands one of the dirtiest. Do you really want to dirty your penis by holding it while you pee without first washing your hands? You people make me sick.
post 1639498613 05-26-2021, 03:02 PM
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tfw your dink isnt big enough to hold while peeing
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post 1639498633 05-26-2021, 03:03 PM
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I have to agree op
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post 1639498653 05-26-2021, 03:03 PM
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i pee on my hands to make the stream quieter

so thats two washes for me
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post 1639498683 05-26-2021, 03:03 PM
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i'm way ahead of you goofs as i saw some michael shannon movie which taught me this. enjoy your filthy penis goals of 2021 of peace
post 1639498823 05-26-2021, 03:05 PM
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Wash your hands WITH your pee
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post 1639498923 05-26-2021, 03:07 PM
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I know some people are joking ITT, but this is honestly the order I do things
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post 1639499123 05-26-2021, 03:10 PM
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I do this at the gym, srs.
post 1639499183 05-26-2021, 03:11 PM
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Just LOL if you don't squirt hand sanitizer on ur pecker.
post 1639514803 05-26-2021, 07:27 PM
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Yes, you should wash before and after you pee.
post 1639515123 05-26-2021, 07:31 PM
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so this is why my dink got covid
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post 1639515183 05-26-2021, 07:32 PM
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lol at washing ur hands before or after pissing.


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post 1639515253 05-26-2021, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted By mgftp⏩
Let me bring you idiots in on a little life tip. It seems the average person is washing their hands after they pee which is completely backwards. Your penis should be the cleanest part of your body, while your hands one of the dirtiest. Do you really want to dirty your penis by holding it while you pee without first washing your hands? You people make me sick.
yeah I always wash my hands before and after I pee, people don't realize that you can get warts on your dick if you touch it with a dirty ass hand.
post 1639516163 05-26-2021, 07:47 PM
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post 1639516393 05-26-2021, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted By SnipeItLikePro⏩
Yes, you should wash before and after you pee.
this, still gotta wash after since I don’t know where it’s been
post 1639516553 05-26-2021, 07:52 PM
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I've been lathering my hands with soap and pissing on them for years, Haven't looked back.
post 1639516923 05-26-2021, 07:56 PM
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Was mentioning this at the beginning of COVID last March.

People wash their hands more after they pee than any other activity.

Your genitals should be clean and tucked away in clean underwear. Jfl if you're some kind of savage with diseases and bacteria growing down there.

Makes sense washing after you crap. Pee? Not really.
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post 1639517043 05-26-2021, 07:59 PM
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Just LOL if you don't go in your diaper to save time so you can continue to slave away at your station for Mr. Noseberg.
post 1639517733 05-26-2021, 08:09 PM
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Honestly a big brain tip and usually if I'm going in public I do esp these days cause covid
post 1639517963 05-26-2021, 08:12 PM
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BRB investing in a catheter and piss bag. Problem solved.
post 1639518113 05-26-2021, 08:13 PM
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Usually, I use the back of my fingers to tilt my penis upwards a little to pee.
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post 1639518323 05-26-2021, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
this, still gotta wash after since I don’t know where it’s been
I know where it's been m8 and it was not as spectacular as I hoped but acceptable.
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post 1639518453 05-26-2021, 08:17 PM
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Do you do this right before you sit down to pee?
post 1639518593 05-26-2021, 08:19 PM
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Funny how we wash our hands after we pee but let random girls from the bar pee in our mouths
post 1639518733 05-26-2021, 08:20 PM
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I do it before and after.
I also wipe my dik with paper towel.
100% hygiene, dry penis.

good point op
post 1639519473 05-26-2021, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted By BigRangs⏩
I know where it's been m8 and it was not as spectacular as I hoped but acceptable.
post 1639519623 05-26-2021, 08:33 PM
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i dont hold my peepee when i pee
post 1639520183 05-26-2021, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted By hendrixfreak70⏩
Just LOL if you don't squirt hand sanitizer on ur pecker.
JFL if you don't sanitize your wang in boiling water.
post 1639520453 05-26-2021, 08:49 PM
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I do, especially if I'm out shaking hands, at the gym etc.
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post 1639522233 05-26-2021, 09:25 PM
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of course OP

my little league baseball coach taught me this trick and washed my penis before i was allowed to go to the bathroom that way it was clean
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