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post 1639812083 05-31-2021, 02:17 AM
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Went to a asian massage parlor bc of you guys

she literally just gave me a massage and i left... do u guys just ask them to suck your dick? i thought she was gonna initiate lol
post 1639812223 05-31-2021, 02:21 AM
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Here's a tip OP, if you walk in, and they have the sloot's massage credentials framed on the wall, it's not the kind of spot you're looking for.

How much did you pay for this rude awakening BTW?
post 1639812263 05-31-2021, 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted By TomWanks⏩
Here's a tip OP, if you walk in, and they have the sloot's massage credentials framed on the wall, it's not the kind of spot you're looking for.

How much did you pay for this rude awakening BTW?
40 for the hour 20 dollar tip she gave me a pretty decent massage not gonna lie bra lol. I saw people left reviews on it from rubmaps i just cant read them bc im not a member
post 1639812273 05-31-2021, 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted By TomWanks⏩
Here's a tip OP, if you walk in, and they have the sloot's massage credentials framed on the wall, it's not the kind of spot you're looking for.

How much did you pay for this rude awakening BTW?
Show her your dick and hope for the best. I get happy endings from my chiropractor, you just gotta go for it.
post 1639812363 05-31-2021, 02:27 AM
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was she another old lady like copefear goes to
post 1639812373 05-31-2021, 02:27 AM
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There is a little bit of copefear in all of us.

When you're asking for what you want do the 'handshake' action - Surely they will know what's up.
post 1639812393 05-31-2021, 02:28 AM
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How old was she (no copefear)
post 1639812403 05-31-2021, 02:28 AM
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Originally Posted By infinityplus1⏩
How old was she (no copefear)
prob like 40
post 1639812683 05-31-2021, 02:42 AM
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if they don't initiate, it's because they think you're ugly. Sorry boyo.
post 1639812773 05-31-2021, 02:45 AM
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You can tell by the outside
post 1639812793 05-31-2021, 02:45 AM
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you goofed up op she probably thought you were a cop
post 1639812913 05-31-2021, 02:49 AM
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What's your location OP?
post 1639814293 05-31-2021, 03:54 AM
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You were naked under the towel right?
A young bull and an old bull were standing atop a hill looking at a bunch of heifers in a field below.

The young bull says "Let's run down this hill and fuk one of those heifers."

The old bull replies "No. Let's walk down there, and fuk them all."
post 1639814343 05-31-2021, 03:56 AM
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aw fuk bye
post 1639814353 05-31-2021, 03:57 AM
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Usually they will ask what you want - if you said 'just massage' then that's what you got. But I'm surprised that she wouldn't at least offer the handy although if you only paid $40 then you definitely didn't pay for anything sexual. Usually you pay the "door fee" and then you and the girl talk about what's going to happen in the room.

At these places you don't need to mince around, everyone knows what you're there for OP.
post 1639814493 05-31-2021, 04:01 AM
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she comes in you take off the towel present her the BBC and say "service me"
post 1639814753 05-31-2021, 04:10 AM
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“Accidentally” drop your towel and see what happens
post 1639815043 05-31-2021, 04:21 AM
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Originally Posted By 8pieces⏩
“Accidentally” drop your towel and see what happens
“But Officer, I dropped it by accident. I can explain everything.”
post 1639848083 05-31-2021, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted By 8pieces⏩
“Accidentally” drop your towel and see what happens
i flexed my boner a couple times the whole towel was moving i thought she was gonna grab it srs but i didnt wanna ask her to and her say "we dont do that " or some chit. I lowkey been told a couple times i look like a cop though idk lol
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