I'm going to sleep now. Give me something to start my day off right tomorrow

It's leg day tomorrow too, so maybe something related to that

Inb4 a thread full of cheeky kunts

capowt is a *******

I never bought any of that "size matters" crap until my junior year in college. I lived in the dorms with two roommates, David and John. David was a pretty ordinary looking guy, kinda quiet - but John was tall, lean, muscular and (according to him anyway) was hung like a bull. He used to joke about it a lot - even around my girlfriend, Amy. Amy was a sophomore and was petite, shy and somewhat quiet. I didn't like it when John would make his "big dick" comments and jokes around Amy, but she told me she didn't pay any attention to him and truth be told, she really couldn't stand John.

I have a 5.5" dick and with Amy being so petite, it always seemed to do the trick. I was only the third guy she'd ever been with and only her second boyfriend - maybe my guard was just down but who knows.

Anyway, one Friday night, Amy and I were hanging out in my dorm room drinking, smoking some weed and watching TV. David and John had both gone home for the weekend - or so we thought. At about 1AM (Amy and I were pretty toasted by then), John walked in. He'd ended up hanging out with some of his friends off campus and had decided to just drive home in the morning since his parents only lived about an hour and a half away. He could see that Amy and I were both pretty hammered. He grabbed a beer and sat down and we smoked somem more weed with him. Amy was pretty drunk and started giving John ****. John seemed to get a kick out of it and I could see him kinda flirting with Amy. Then I noticed (and hoped that Amy wouldn't) that John wasn't wearing any underwear.

But Amy started massaging my dick through my jeans and being so ****ed up, I just laid my head back and enjoyed it - I couldn't believe she was doing that right in front of John! I heard John get up to pass Amy the joint we were smoking and I heard her gasp, long and deep and she suddenly stopped stroking my dick. I opened my eyes and saw John standing righ tin front of Amy with a HUGE ****ing bulge in his pants - just inches from her face. The room was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop. He just stood there and I could feel her hand tremble and hear her breathing quicken. when she slowly looked up at him, almost in awe and respect, I could feel my heart start to pound in my chest. Then she softly whispered "ohhhhhhhhhhh" as she gingerly reached up to brush her finger tips across that massive knot in his pants. When she touched it, it throbbed - **** I could see it throb thorugh his pants - Amy just gasped again and looked up at him.

"What?" John asked her and just kinda laughed. Amy did NOT laugh. Instead, she softly asked "can i see it?" John stopped laughing, looked at her very seriously and told her to take it out. Amy never even hesitated - or looked back at me for an "OK" - just just obeyed him and began to open his jeans. I coudl see her nipples rock hard under her t-shirt and I could tell she was practically panting.

She opened his jeans and his big thick dick just fell out...and he had NOT been kidding. That cock was strong, thick, heavy and muscular. The head was a big purple mushroom that sat on top of the thickest shaft i'd ever seen. He was semi-hard and was HUGE compared to me. Amy just gasped and kept whispering "ohmygod..ohmygod...ohmygod". When she wrapped her hand around it, her brow just knotted in disbelief and she almost laughed at how thick he was - her fingers couldn't even touch. John just stood there watching my girlfriend worship his magnificent cock. Slowly shaking her head in disbelief, she two-fisted him - one hand next to the other...and there was STILL a few inches left - and he was getting rock hard, too.

Amy smiled and patted the couch next to her and John sat down, his cock standing straight up. Honestly he had to be almost 10" (judging from the size of Amy's hand). I opened my pants and took my own cock out. Amy took my cock in her left hand and John's in her right - but there was little doubt whose cock was getting more attention. She couldn't take her eyes off his cock and her hand only occasionally stroked my dick...but John's she pumped with long, purposeful strokes until she finally couldn't help herself any longer and knelt in front of him, kissing his cock and rubbing it against her soft pale skin.

She sucked his dick until SHE came - just from sucking him! I stroked the whole time until he pulled her toward him, peeled off her pants (she didnt even make the slightest attempt to stop him) and sat her on his lap, her back to his chest - the two of them right next to me. She just rolled her head back to kiss him as he squeezed her tits through her shirt. Her hands went down and pushed that big cock against her pussy and she groaned so loud when it touched her that I thought people outside would hear.

John's dick was so ****ing big that he easily penetrated her from behind with her sitting on his lap. She arched up so she could take as much of it as she could and they started to **** right there next to me. It shocked me how easily her petite little body accomodated that horse cock of his. John pounded her in positions that i physically CANNOT do for over an hour - I have no idea how many times she came - she was even in tears a few times (though she never once told him to stop).

He asked her if she was on the pill and when she said she was on the patch, he told her that he was going to cum inside of her to mark her - which only made her cum again! when he finally came, he had Amy on her back, her legs shaking violently as they both came together - and true to his word, John dumped his seed deep up inside my girlfriend's pussy right in front of me. But **** - he didn't even lose his damn hard on! They ****ed for about another 40 minutes and he came twice more. Amy was a wreck by the time we all went to bed.

I will never forget the look on her face - like she was afraid of him and in love with him all at once - the whole time they ****ed. She later told me that there were no words to describe it - it was incredible but even that didn't seem enough. To my knowledge they never ****ed again and Amy and I dated for about another year before we finally broke up. I always wondered if she ended up with him or some other big dick guy. But one thing I know for sure - she NEVER ****ed me like she did John and the things she said about John - the way she looked at him - and the way she was around him after that night (almost shy and meek) convinced me that a big dick makes a difference.

Amy told me that she "HAD to respect him" even if she didn't like him...and that she almost felt like he "had a right to her". So there ya go.

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries

Without discipline you’re nobody because you’ll give up at the slightest struggle.

Stay busy keep working

It takes a great deal of fortitude, self belief. A great deal of self belief in yourself and confidence to believe that you can overcome this situation and it’s just an illusion it’s not as bad as it appears.

Control your fear, face your fear and then you can control your destiny.

The determination to win, internal fortitude. The desire to be somebody. The urge to be greater than he is.

You keep your hands up. Because if you don’t keep your hands up, look at the guys who got knocked out who didn’t keep their hands up.

The determination and will is what counts. If you have the tenacity, the resilience, the determination, the willpower to succeed then it doesn’t matter what age you are.

Have madly affectionate and love for yourself. You have to love yourself to treat yourself right.

There’s no way you will be successful if you aren’t madly in love with yourself. You have to believe you deserve all the success in the world that you are given.

Always stay positive, let them see you working hard. Always be prepared. That’s what fighting is all about. Always being prepared, you never know when that championship fight comes. Always be prepared and be ready.

Life is all about attitude.

Your destiny is in your mouth and your mind. You have to believe in yourself. You have to believe you’re here for a purpose deep down.

Once you receive that level of confidence, and it’s practiced properly, it will surpass to genius. There’s nothing more supreme than confidence.

Confidence breeds success and success breeds confidence. Applied properly and you’re inconquerable.

No should be a foreign language.

You have to be disciplined. Disciplined is doing what you hate to do but do it like you love it.

You should only stick with what works. You know what doesn’t work.

No doubt. Doubt should be eliminated. You should be an annihilator of doubt. Fight it everyday because it’s going to be hard not going anywhere.

Try to drive as many negative thoughts away as possible. And you gotta throw and triple the positive thoughts. How much you love yourself and how great you are.
For every 3 negative thoughts throw 16 positive ones at yourself.

You have to believe you’re the greatest fighter ever. You have to believe it or you won’t be that person. And you’re on a road to be that person.

Greatness is scary that’s why most people don’t make it because they’re afraid of it. You have to grasp it and say it’s mine.

The past doesn’t dictate the future. The past is the past. It stays In the past.

Always believe in yourself. Even when times are hard, always believe in yourself. Don’t lose faith.

You gotta say you’re a future king of this world. Every day you gotta say you’re a future king. When you see these beautiful people, beautiful cars, beautiful house, you say listen, I’ll be a future king of this world and this will all be mine one day.

Every day I’m getting better better and better.

I refuse to lose. Even losing matches, I refuse to be discouraged. Nothing will discourage me from reaching my goals.

You’re a great man, you can’t let something like a little loss discourage you. Great people don’t let loss discourage you. They let it influence them. A loss influences you to become better.

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Through sheer determination and will, I was able to push my body and mind to a whole new level.

Determination is what turns an average man into a winner.

The successful do what they must, what they can, to be the best.

And these may be painful sacrifices, but it’s this type of determination that just happens to build tremendous confidence. Determination gives you that mental edge.

My determination had allowed me to do what they considered impossible.

What hurts more? The pain that it takes to achieve great success? Or the pain that’s associated with the loss of pride due to lack of success?

Whether it’s winning olympic gold or becoming a CEO or being the first person from their family to gradate, they all have 1 thing in common: That is the frame of mind that it took to get there. Which is a combination of focus, of goals, of believes and strategies that kept them on the direct path to their dreams.

You can’t know success until you’ve known failure.

Your past does not equal your future, unless you want it to.

Power - To prepare, to overcome, to win every round. It begins by dreaming the dream. Your dreams are your window to the future. Your goals are the vehicle that takes you there. You take way those dreams and you’re stuck in a room without windows. You take away those goals and you don’t have a map to get to your dreams.

No fear of failure. Only fear of doing nothing.

You take a huge risk every time you step into the ring. But if you program yourself not to fear the knock downs (failure), you will reap the benefits that come with them.

Risk is a part of success. It is a natural progression of growth. When the time is right, don’t be afraid to take that risk.

Road work - The extra rounds, the early morning miles. In short you’re doing everything necessary to reach your goals and dreams. Organized and specific.

Roadwork - The more you do it, the easier it becomes. Because sometimes the body has to catch up with the mind. And once it does, eventually the body and mind both accepts it as routine.

The greatest thing about the roadwork is how it positively affects your confidence and give you that ability to dig deeper and perform in high pressure situations.

Your goals combined with sheer determination and roadwork can deliver you to your dreams. But what separates a champion from a contender, a winner from a loser? It’s self esteem.

And this is what makes your focus, your goals, your determination and roadwork critical. Because they have tremendous impact on your self esteem, which can be nurtured, shaped and grown. To an extent of rather than you pulling it along, it starts to pull you along. Then soon you will be completely confident in your decision making as you target new and greater heights.

Due to my training and my belief within myself, I took what could’ve been a serious negative, turned that into a positive which became a victory.

If you don’t believe in yourself, no one else will.

No matter who it is, no matter what it is, always believe in yourself.

The fights (in life) never really go away. They only change as the stakes get higher or lower. And sometimes we must fight every day for what we believe in and for what we want.

What makes the average anything but average? Not winning per se, but what it takes to become a winner. I’m talking about that frame of mind. That frame of mind that takes you there. Take boxing for example. The winner isn that fight is the one who is able to take more courage and determination into that ring.

Just imagine the obstacles and hurdles you can overcome in life if you took the same qualities of that confident boxing champion and applied them to your every day life.

It’s all about dreaming the dream. But having a plan that turns the dream into a true reality. The key is to always, always try to attain it. But you gotta have that blueprint. You gotta have that plan that turns that dream into a reality.

Always continue being a fighter, be number one and keep your guard up.

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Leg day? here you go brotha.

Good mornig <3

eat chit n puke

Have a great day




































































































Negged

And why would I exactly?

Fuk you

You're social security check is late!
Stuff costs more than it used to!
Young people use curse words.

but it’s already morning

Are you happy with this?

Hope you have good day champ

I wanna fuk the Samsung virtual assistant (Sam) so bad. Her blue eyes and tight, fat ass are so fukking big. Every time I ask her for assistance I bust immediately. I’m so fukking angry that I’ll never see a piece of ass like hers, and I curse God for creating a hole that will never be able to be filled, damn this earthly hell that is having a conscience, being able to know damn well that virtual ass-istant will never get what it deserves, her piercing blue eyes stare back at me in shame of what I've done, in spite of what I lost, I wanna fuk Sam so bad.

u are ghey

why are you ghey?

goodmorning *******

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ****ing dead, kiddo.

Enjoy sitting in sydney traffic while getting mogged by the perth road system

capowt post leg workout pump

The Iron never lies to you. You can walk outside and listen to all kinds of talk, get told that you’re a god or a total bastard. The Iron will always kick you the real deal. The Iron is the great reference point, the all-knowing perspective giver. Always there like a beacon in the pitch black. I have found the Iron to be my greatest friend. It never freaks out on me, never runs. Friends may come and go.

But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds.

Goodnight brah

How was ur day *******

it's time to go back to bed, lay down, and rot the entire day *******

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ****ing dead, kiddo.

Just got home from hospital. Spent 2 hours and $8.40 for my son to get x-rays on his elbow. They dont think its broken but he needs the sling and we have to watch for swelling.

Fukn manlets, when will they learn