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» Anybody at the 'daddy' stage of their life.
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post 1639950953 06-02-2021, 12:39 AM
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Anybody at the 'daddy' stage of their life.

So im 27 but look a like a strong 35 year old 6'2 225 pound 15% body fat daddy.

I still have a youthful look but I have a strong muscular frame with a bald head.

When I talk to the 21-25 year old girls, they look at me a bit funny but once the convo get going, they just sort of submit to my masculinity.

Wish I was this confident when I was younger.
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post 1639951273 06-02-2021, 12:55 AM
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And then you woke up
post 1639951343 06-02-2021, 12:58 AM
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Formerly HandBrah, LipBrah & FootBrah
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post 1639951383 06-02-2021, 12:59 AM
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And then you woke up
post 1639951633 06-02-2021, 01:12 AM
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Yes daddy.
A mans penis is worth two in the bush.
post 1639951663 06-02-2021, 01:13 AM
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post 1639951723 06-02-2021, 01:15 AM
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And then you woke up
post 1639951873 06-02-2021, 01:26 AM
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post 1639951993 06-02-2021, 01:31 AM
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Yoda... Awoke you became..... hmmmm......
most disturbing this is
post 1639953903 06-02-2021, 03:17 AM
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woke then you up and
You guys, I'm seriously
post 1639953963 06-02-2021, 03:19 AM
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I sense a lot of jealously ITT.
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post 1639954273 06-02-2021, 03:29 AM
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Originally Posted By WiseOldApe
When I talk to the 21-25 year old girls, they look at me a bit funny but once the convo get going, they just sort of submit to my masculinity.
Originally Posted By WiseOldApe
As soon as they see my big strong, shiny head, they be like, "oh daddy", and they submit to me, and I take care of them - as in, they KNOW I will and can take care of them...
which is it...? do they instantly get turned on or not

also being 27 looking 35 isnt good mate
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post 1639954293 06-02-2021, 03:29 AM
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No, and don’t call me daddy.
post 1639954333 06-02-2021, 03:31 AM
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And then you woke up
post 1639954673 06-02-2021, 03:44 AM
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Originally Posted By rockr101
which is it...? do they instantly get turned on or not

also being 27 looking 35 isnt good mate
Yeah pretty much - I have been told that I have a unique set of facial features and my cock and balls are big enough to create a bulge, so yeah they get turned on mate.
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post 1639955213 06-02-2021, 04:05 AM
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The opposite for me actually. I used to revolve around the 190 mark, mid to high teens of body fat. I just kicked myself in the ass and cut down to the leanest I've ever been in my adult life - 167. Once I stopped cutting and started eating some more carbs, I landed at around 170. Big difference.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1639955343 06-02-2021, 04:10 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin
The opposite for me actually. I used to revolve around the 190 mark, mid to high teens of body fat. I just kicked myself in the ass and cut down to the leanest I've ever been in my adult life - 167. Once I stopped cutting and started eating some more carbs, I landed at around 170. Big difference.
Yeah that's what I'm trying to do now bro. I am recouping with the aid of R-ALA.
Originally Posted By NoGFnow
what happened to the brazillian who wouldn't bang you and was getting her back blown out by another actual 6'2 225lber and you kept fawning over her and posting on the misc for a year about how you lost your soulmate?
Dude that's old news.

New year, new me.

I didn't lose my soul mate, I was just being a paranoid kunt thinking she somehow found my account, so I was making her jealous because Brazilians are known to have a certain look that she envies.

I realised how stupid this all was and deleted my posts and went back to my miscer ways.
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post 1639955393 06-02-2021, 04:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Travisty93
lmfao i am dying
Hi
post 1639955623 06-02-2021, 04:18 AM
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Originally Posted By NoGFnow
sure thing buddy

and then you woke up
Yeah pretty much.

I'm feeling much better now though.

Took me like 2 years to get back to normal after we broke things off.

Worst break up, ever - would literally start getting the most painful headaches and my emotions were all over the place.. fkn horrible experience to say the least.

Seeing her hanging out with other dudes triggered me severely like shaking and panic attacks, also made my blood boil.

Any other girlfriend I've had that I even actually liked it was just a "oh yeah I'm happy she's moved on" type deal.

Oh well, that's the price I had to pay to feel joy and love.
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post 1639956163 06-02-2021, 04:45 AM
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brb 33 but look 27. Feels good mayne. Been called daddy by a handful of chicks SRS. Females all want to get plowed by their fathers.
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post 1639956273 06-02-2021, 04:50 AM
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Then you woke up and had your cornflakes
post 1639956303 06-02-2021, 04:51 AM
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I’m at the daddy stage of your mums life
post 1639956563 06-02-2021, 05:08 AM
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post 1639956783 06-02-2021, 05:16 AM
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yeah so it's just what some girls are into, especially really feminine ones who love a big and burly dominant guy
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post 1639957523 06-02-2021, 05:46 AM
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And then you woke up.
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