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Pretending to be Jewish for Networking/job opportunites.!!?!?

people always think im jewish (looks wise)



I am seriously thinking of pretending to be jewish for the network. There is a big jew gym close to my house.


Have any of you guys done this?
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Originally Posted By verymuchalpha⏩
shalom, would you like a loan?
I always get Jewish or Brazilian or white as my ethnicity.
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Originally Posted By Winston56432⏩
people always think im jewish (looks wise)



I am seriously thinking of pretending to be jewish for the network. There is a big jew gym close to my house.


Have any of you guys done this?
your last name is a dead give away.
post 1640072723 06-03-2021, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted By hoganrulz⏩
Lmfao. All you need is one to vouch for you.
easy. I go to a jewish gym
Originally Posted By nielk⏩
your last name is a dead give away.
my last name is polish so its possible that I could be. Also I can name change
post 1640072863 06-03-2021, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Winston56432⏩
easy. I go to a jewish gym
no such thing
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fortunately, you don't have to pretend to be a *******, so you can at least get all the perks of pride month
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post 1640073013 06-03-2021, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Winston56432⏩
easy. I go to a jewish gym



my last name is polish so its possible that I could be. Also I can name change
polish last names are not similar to jewish.
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the jeweller guy in the movie pretends he is jewish
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Originally Posted By nielk⏩
polish last names are not similar to jewish.
here is the thing, my dad did some work at a jewish church. One of the jews asked him where he was from etc he explained eastern europe but only know a few grandparents etc

the guy wanted to look up his background, but my dad declined. He was very persistent that he wanted to see if he was jewish.
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Originally Posted By nielk⏩
polish last names are not similar to jewish.
Aren't last names irrelevant cus you can always just say your mom's Jewish? That's what matters to them anyway
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Originally Posted By Winston56432⏩
people always think im jewish (looks wise)



I am seriously thinking of pretending to be jewish for the network. There is a big jew gym close to my house.


Have any of you guys done this?
You’re gonna get figured out real quick.
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post 1640073773 06-03-2021, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted By teodorkanev1⏩
Aren't last names irrelevant cus you can always just say your mom's Jewish? That's what matters to them anyway
thats what I heard as well.
Originally Posted By illriginalized⏩
You’re gonna get figured out real quick.
a weekend of studying would keep me updated to jewish tradition/holidays.
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Originally Posted By teodorkanev1⏩
Aren't last names irrelevant cus you can always just say your mom's Jewish? That's what matters to them anyway
That is by jewish law

and names do matter. Theres a reason why you know of Kirk Douglas and not Issur Danielovitch
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Originally Posted By Winston56432⏩
thats what I heard as well.



a weekend of studying would keep me updated to jewish tradition/holidays.
It’s culture that will set you apart. Unless they’re extremely Americanized.
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Originally Posted By nielk⏩
Theres a reason why you know of Kirk Douglas and not Issur Danielovitch
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