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06-04-2021, 06:09 AM
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What would happen if the planet Earth was cut in half?
Do you think life would be possible to sustain on one of these halfs?
I mean earth has its core and Im not a scientist lol but I guess earths core is responsible for earths atmosphere and ozon so imagine if earth was cut in half I guess there wouldnt be oxygen on either of those halfs.
I mean earth has its core and Im not a scientist lol but I guess earths core is responsible for earths atmosphere and ozon so imagine if earth was cut in half I guess there wouldnt be oxygen on either of those halfs.
06-04-2021, 06:12 AM
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06-04-2021, 06:13 AM
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06-04-2021, 06:33 AM
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06-04-2021, 06:42 AM
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Nothing at all.
Well overstatement- it would make two planets and they drift apart.
If you're not on the half of the planet that has all the good stuff that would suck.
Well overstatement- it would make two planets and they drift apart.
If you're not on the half of the planet that has all the good stuff that would suck.
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06-04-2021, 06:46 AM
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The magnetic field would stop working. We'd all get bombarded by radiation. We'd all die.
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06-04-2021, 06:54 AM
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Its gravity would be affected, we’d all probably start flying away.
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06-04-2021, 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Merc009⏩
Nah earth is 4x as big as the moon. Even if cut in half, the gravity would be sufficient.Its gravity would be affected, we’d all probably start flying away.
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06-04-2021, 06:56 AM
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The atmosphere would get sucked into the vacuum of space and we would all die.
Then both halves of the earth would drift out of orbit with the sun into god knows where... probably out of the solar system entirely.
Then both halves of the earth would drift out of orbit with the sun into god knows where... probably out of the solar system entirely.
06-04-2021, 06:59 AM
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Originally Posted By exxtracool⏩
There's actually an alien civilization in the center of the earth. (currently there's a black empty hole in the absolute center) but the government doesn't tell you that it's occupied by aliens.The atmosphere would get sucked into the vacuum of space and we would all die.
Then both halves of the earth would drift out of orbit with the sun into god knows where... probably out of the solar system entirely.
Then both halves of the earth would drift out of orbit with the sun into god knows where... probably out of the solar system entirely.
They get their energy from the heat of the earth's core around them. Highly civilized chit.
I wonder what they'd do once the earth got split into 2 halves.
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06-04-2021, 07:00 AM
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The two parts are part of a gravitational system. The Earth is going to rotate still but depending on the speed of the chopped Earth around the sun the parts would start to split. Is it cut in half vertically or horizontally? Depending on orbit speed the parts will drift apart and traverse the same orbit. They will either move off into space or... start getting pulled into the sun. But the parts will separate but still be in the same orbit for a bit.
But, OP will die. The rest of us will be fine.
But, OP will die. The rest of us will be fine.
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06-04-2021, 07:02 AM
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06-04-2021, 07:13 AM
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Originally Posted By Jax05⏩
The reason it's magnetic is because it's full of spinning molten iron.Earth core is magnetic, so it would just get back together
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That would have the be a really big saw
06-04-2021, 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted By HYDRAE⏩
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06-04-2021, 09:24 AM
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Nothing, considering the erf is flat. We'd just have two flat erfs
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06-04-2021, 10:16 AM
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06-04-2021, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted By CementPizza⏩
Don't try to explain a dynamo to miscers.The reason it's magnetic is because it's full of spinning molten iron.
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06-04-2021, 10:19 AM
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I always wonder why there’s no turbulence for our entire planet.
We’re traveling pretty fukking fast, right? How come there’s never any bumps/turbulence? I know we have earthquakes but that’s just the earth’s crust. Is it because there’s no air in space? No air = no turbulence?
We’re traveling pretty fukking fast, right? How come there’s never any bumps/turbulence? I know we have earthquakes but that’s just the earth’s crust. Is it because there’s no air in space? No air = no turbulence?
06-04-2021, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted By andrew28⏩
An object in motions tends to stay...... keep up with me here. The "space" in the solar system is not a perfect vacuum but it is close enough, 0 resistance.I always wonder why there’s no turbulence for our entire planet.
We’re traveling pretty fukking fast, right? How come there’s never any bumps/turbulence? I know we have earthquakes but that’s just the earth’s crust. Is it because there’s no air in space? No air = no turbulence?
We’re traveling pretty fukking fast, right? How come there’s never any bumps/turbulence? I know we have earthquakes but that’s just the earth’s crust. Is it because there’s no air in space? No air = no turbulence?
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06-04-2021, 10:56 AM
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I imagine something like breaking a cadbury cream egg in half
our gooey core would jizz all over the placce
our gooey core would jizz all over the placce
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06-04-2021, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted By andrew28⏩
Because space is a near vacuum state, and the earth is mostly moving along its inertial trajectory across curved spacetime (caused by the gravitational field of the sun), too slow to escape.I always wonder why there’s no turbulence for our entire planet.
We’re traveling pretty fukking fast, right? How come there’s never any bumps/turbulence? I know we have earthquakes but that’s just the earth’s crust. Is it because there’s no air in space? No air = no turbulence?
We’re traveling pretty fukking fast, right? How come there’s never any bumps/turbulence? I know we have earthquakes but that’s just the earth’s crust. Is it because there’s no air in space? No air = no turbulence?
Also all velocity but the speed of light is relative, in the earths reference frame we can be described as stationary, or moving at a constant velocity which are essentially the same thing (but spinning)
06-06-2021, 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted By TappingTheZen⏩
I’m on spread, but thanks for the informative answer.Because space is a near vacuum state, and the earth is mostly moving along its inertial trajectory across curved spacetime (caused by the gravitational field of the sun), too slow to escape.
Also all velocity but the speed of light is relative, in the earths reference frame we can be described as stationary, or moving at a constant velocity which are essentially the same thing (but spinning)
Also all velocity but the speed of light is relative, in the earths reference frame we can be described as stationary, or moving at a constant velocity which are essentially the same thing (but spinning)
06-06-2021, 03:03 AM
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Captain's Log: Stardate 62350.6
An unfathomable catastrophe has occured during our routine 'Misc Coin' resupply mission to the terran moon.
Interstellar botanist, StoneColdMarko7 has reported witnessing the Earth being 'cut in half' by an irresistable force. Shortly before collapsing from shock his last words were, "I'm not a scientist, lol".
With the help of my Number two, Eatyourspinach (who was mumbling something about upping the dosage (?) - StoneColdMarko7 was carried to med-bay and placed in theverycapable hands of our doctor, TugOfPeace - renowned worldwide for his bedside manner.
As ship's Captain, I am unsure of how to proceed. My chief science officer Jax05 is attempting to calm the crew, reassuring them that as the Earth is magnetic at its core, it will simply stick itself back together.
I wish I shared his optimisim. If this is my last commission, let the record show that I am proud to have worked with such a fine group of boyos.
This is Captain Jandels of the USS Lifter signing off.
An unfathomable catastrophe has occured during our routine 'Misc Coin' resupply mission to the terran moon.
Interstellar botanist, StoneColdMarko7 has reported witnessing the Earth being 'cut in half' by an irresistable force. Shortly before collapsing from shock his last words were, "I'm not a scientist, lol".
With the help of my Number two, Eatyourspinach (who was mumbling something about upping the dosage (?) - StoneColdMarko7 was carried to med-bay and placed in theverycapable hands of our doctor, TugOfPeace - renowned worldwide for his bedside manner.
As ship's Captain, I am unsure of how to proceed. My chief science officer Jax05 is attempting to calm the crew, reassuring them that as the Earth is magnetic at its core, it will simply stick itself back together.
I wish I shared his optimisim. If this is my last commission, let the record show that I am proud to have worked with such a fine group of boyos.
This is Captain Jandels of the USS Lifter signing off.
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06-06-2021, 03:36 AM
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If it spun apart, then it would settle into 2 planets. Absolutely everything living would die when the entire crust disintigrates into molten lava and the seas boil and the atmosphere roils off into space.
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