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post 1640575463 06-10-2021, 07:49 AM
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What is a bizarre news story from your state?

We all know Floridaman but what is a bizarre news story from your state?

In mine almost every year a gang of pitbulls break into the largest city in the state's zoo and kill several animals. It was surreal the first time it happened and just gets funnier and sadder each time. To think packs of wild dogs controlling areas of a major US city is peak clown world for me
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nothing really stands out TBH
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Kids dying of random bullets

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A bizarre one would be no murders overnight
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Have lived in Florida since 1998, completely numb to things that happen here by now
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The mayor of the largest city in my state is a middle aged minority lesbian. During the riots in her city she bunkered down in her home and had the police protect her neighborhood while she restricted them from preventing riots and suggested they should be defunded.
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking
The mayor of the largest city in my state is a middle aged minority lesbian. During the riots in her city she bunkered down in her home and had the police protect her neighborhood while she restricted them from preventing riots and suggested they should be defunded.
LMFAO. Ok you win the clown world contest
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Originally Posted By BalognaNbeans
A bunch of Militia bros tried to kidnap the governer

Government poisoned an entire city
What is MI, what is Flint?
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking
The mayor of the largest city in my state is a middle aged minority lesbian. During the riots in her city she bunkered down in her home and had the police protect her neighborhood while she restricted them from preventing riots and suggested they should be defunded.
The same clown got a 'haircut' during the period when all babershops/hairstylist were not allowed to work bc quarentine
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nothing really happens in NC other than a lack of communication
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Originally Posted By CougarP01
nothing really happens in NC other than a lack of communication
Maybe on the eastside of the state. You can't tell me those crazy, drugged out, hippie, hill folks around Asheville aren't up to things that would make floridaman blush
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I only get my news from the misc, but I still have a couple that hit home.

Zhengterry posted about a woman that murdered after the Iron bowl by her boyfriend. She was last seen at a bar that I used to go to every weekend. Her boyfriend came in and told her "let's go" or something to that effect. She was found the next day at another location.

EOD posted about a tornado that destroyed a good portion of a neighborhood that I actually lived in for almost 10 years.
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https://www.sudbury.com/local-news/c...gument-2513115

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Originally Posted By MetroBrah
I only get my news from the misc, but I still have a couple that hit home.

Zhengterry posted about a woman that murdered after the Iron bowl by her boyfriend. She was last seen at a bar that I used to go to every weekend. Her boyfriend came in and told her "let's go" or something to that effect. She was found the next day at another location.

EOD posted about a tornado that destroyed a good portion of a neighborhood that I actually lived in for almost 10 years.
Speaking of the Iron bowl... After the kick six I'm pretty sure a couple of my dad's friends were gonna try to murder him he rubbed it in so hard. We were all watching it at his house with me, him and my step mom being the only Auburn fans. He rewound it like 30 times and pausing it on Saban's face "Give 'em that second back LMFAO" and "There goes Davis!!" They all ended up leaving in the middle of this without saying a word
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Originally Posted By TBO1313
Maybe on the eastside of the state. You can't tell me those crazy, drugged out, hippie, hill folks around Asheville aren't up to things that would make floridaman blush
Hi
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah
I only get my news from the misc, but I still have a couple that hit home.

Zhengterry posted about a woman that murdered after the Iron bowl by her boyfriend. She was last seen at a bar that I used to go to every weekend. Her boyfriend came in and told her "let's go" or something to that effect. She was found the next day at another location.

EOD posted about a tornado that destroyed a good portion of a neighborhood that I actually lived in for almost 10 years.
Originally Posted By TBO1313
Speaking of the Iron bowl... After the kick six I'm pretty sure a couple of my dad's friends were gonna try to murder him he rubbed it in so hard. We were all watching it at his house with me, him and my step mom being the only Auburn fans. He rewound it like 30 times and pausing it on Saban's face "Give 'em that second back LMFAO" and "There goes Davis!!" They all ended up leaving in the middle of this without saying a word
Man there are a lot of Bama people on misc. I lived in Bama a long time and I love the Tide, but things can get really dark the nights after the games.

I think a lot of it is because people want to get absolutely smashed after a big win and Saban is always cranking out big wins.
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We had a Swiss Cheese Pervert for a while, just some dude who continues to offer women money to watch him put his dick through swiss cheese

https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/20...heese-pervert/

His dating profile (srs)

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I am looking for a relationship built more on providing sexual pleasure then love. A friends with benefits kind of relationship, but not normal sex, instead I would want this. This is my fetish, full version.

I love the way Swiss cheese feels against my penis. Either as slices of Swiss cheese being wrapped around my penis or a chunk of Swiss cheese being rubbed against my penis. I love even more when a woman uses the Swiss cheese to pleasure me. Or simply wraps Swiss cheese slices around my penis and allows me to hang out with her as I wear the cheese. However by no means would I have the girl eat the cheese off my penis, I only want you to use the Swiss cheese to pleasure me, then I would discard it when finished.

I prefer Swiss cheese over normal sex as a way of gratification because of a childhood condition. I ADHD as a child, that lead to lower self confidence and mental treatment, out of which I had a hard time forming relationships.

I have a big heart, and it was crushed time and again by the opposite sex, that and a very strong sex drive, well I am lucky I never became a rapist. My fetish grew out of desperation for sex with a woman. I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections, girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more. That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products. So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls.

I tried many different kinds of cheese, but settled on Swiss as the best. First and foremost, if ever a picture of cheese is used, most of the time they use a representation of Swiss cheese. But also because of it's eye patterns, texture, and the way it feels against my penis.

so why you may ask do I want a girl to wrap it around my penis, well I still want the attention of girls, my reasoning is that it's easier to wrap cheese around my penis then it is to have sex. At least that is what I thought. That is not true, or I would get it all the time.

I did later manage to go out with girls, and had normal relationships and normal sex, and I did like to have them do my fetish for me as well, but I have been doing my fetish for so long, it's simply a part of my life now, but more so then ever presently.

The reason why is that I am a diabetic, and as a diabetic I have developed erectile dysfunction. Even tho I can take medication for it, I simply can't get sustained erections to have normal sex, just hard enough to have my fetish.

Now some may think, why not just get treatment, so I have less desire, well I need testosterone to keep my blood sugars in control, but it also increases my sexual desires, to not use it would cause me to have high blood sugars.

Now I am just addicted to it, like a smoker is addicted to cigarettes. It's like a drug, that I simple can't get enough of. Everything leading up to asking a girl, to having it done is the high, then once I cum, is the low, but the low satisfaction is short lived. That is why I like to have girls wrap cheese around me, and allow me to wear it and hang out with them, it extends the high I get from the cheese being on my penis. I would much rather know a couple girls and have them do it to me as much as possible, I simple can't get enough

Lastly I used to have a woman who I had a fetish relationship with, she would give me my fetish when ever I had an urge, she is in an exclusive relationship now, so that is why I am searching for someone again. When I had my relationship with her, and trust me she was a rare gem, I could keep my fetish in control.

So you see I had a woman that I would go to, to get my fetish fulfilled and we had an agreement that I would pay her a small fee for my fetish and I would usually see her once a month. The other thing was that she also enjoyed giving me my fetish, so the fee was just like a gift of sorts, and was not that important to her. That is what I would like to have with you if your interested, it could be a fee, or anything else we decided to agree on. Please let me know if your interested or not? So I can move on, if your not. Thank you for your time.
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Originally Posted By BeanGainClovis
Man there are a lot of Bama people on misc. I lived in Bama a long time and I love the Tide, but things can get really dark the nights after the games.

I think a lot of it is because people want to get absolutely smashed after a big win and Saban is always cranking out big wins.
I think most of it is because there are just so many bama fans now. Alabama has traditionally had a lot more sidewalk fans than Auburn but since Saban started winning so much their fan base has exploded. 95% of Auburn fans either live in the area near Auburn, which is a lower population area than Tuscaloosa, or have some connection to the university. With Bama fans that number is reversed so all the Harvey Updike types are bama fans now. A strange thing about the Saban area is that games are so expensive and hard to get tickets for Bryant Denny is sterile as fuk. At the actual bama games there are almost no rough types in and around the stadium anymore. I went with my uncle to one about 4 or 5 years ago and no one so much as even gave the visiting fans the side eye. I remember when they played at Legion field you'd basically be taking your life in your own hands getting into that place.
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Not really sure.

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Originally Posted By TBO1313
I think most of it is because there are just so many bama fans now. Alabama has traditionally had a lot more sidewalk fans than Auburn but since Saban started winning so much their fan base has exploded. 95% of Auburn fans either live in the area near Auburn, which is a lower population area than Tuscaloosa, or have some connection to the university. With Bama fans that number is reversed so all the Harvey Updike types are bama fans now. A strange thing about the Saban area is that games are so expensive and hard to get tickets for Bryant Denny is sterile as fuk. At the actual bama games there are almost no rough types in and around the stadium anymore. I went with my uncle to one about 4 or 5 years ago and no one so much as even gave the visiting fans the side eye. I remember when they played at Legion field you'd basically be taking your life in your own hands getting into that place.
Oh man Harvey Updike have not heard that story in a while.

Yeah I lived in West Alabama and most the fans I knew grew up in the area. It's definitely a big money maker, it's a national sensation. A lot of people just watch the game at home like myself, it's a special occasion sort of thing to go to T-Town and see a game at the stadium.

Really miss Alabama, never been to Auburn but it seems like a nice town. I'm a Texas boy but I love Alabama and am headed back down soon. Things have been weird lately with the covid sports, and I agree it has become a corporate thing thanks to the team's success, but it has also brought a lot of growth and jobs to the area.

I guess it's a mixed blessing. One of my friends from Bessemer pointed it out to me, that there is this dark presence after the games. Bryant Denny is like a sacrificial ritual pit in which visiting teams are crushed lmao.
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Originally Posted By BeanGainClovis
Oh man Harvey Updike have not heard that story in a while.

Yeah I lived in West Alabama and most the fans I knew grew up in the area. It's definitely a big money maker, it's a national sensation. A lot of people just watch the game at home like myself, it's a special occasion sort of thing to go to T-Town and see a game at the stadium.

Really miss Alabama, never been to Auburn but it seems like a nice town. I'm a Texas boy but I love Alabama and am headed back down soon. Things have been weird lately with the covid sports, and I agree it has become a corporate thing thanks to the team's success, but it has also brought a lot of growth and jobs to the area.

I guess it's a mixed blessing. One of my friends from Bessemer pointed it out to me, that there is this dark presence after the games. Bryant Denny is like a sacrificial ritual pit in which visiting teams are crushed lmao.
I grew up in Alabama but moved away when I was a teenager. The part I grew up in was the black belt so I kinda didn't have a choice about going back to live there. I go back now to visit my dad, hunt and stuff like that but lol at trying to find a job
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Family that used to live down the street from us consisting of:
wife
husband
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wife's ex-husband
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brother ended up shooting and killing the ex

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Story says it was his ex-wife's husband, but actually current wife's ex-husband
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Former governor was having a New Years party with staff that turned into a chit show, champagnes bottles being thrown from balconies into high traffic areas of downtown, stand off between local police department and private security, governor flexing and intimidating to get info on little girl using her iPad who she thinks made the noise complaint lol.

A lot of audio record out there is public record.

Just look up pizza party diet Coke’s New Mexico governor lol.
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I think we were talking about it last week, but the time someone's pet chimpanzee went nuts and tore a woman's face and hands off. The chimp got out and was roaming around the streets and then they eventually caught up with it and killed it. The woman lived and ended up getting a face transplant.

Pics in this article. Beware, some are gross.
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The story of Oscarville, Georgia is crazy also.
A hit was sent, from the President, to raid your residence /
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On how they raped the continents, and it's the prominent /
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Cops went into a strike and decided they would not leave the police station.

Governor tried to negotiate. Failed.

Decided then to get a bulldozer to get inside the police station.

Got shot.

https://youtu.be/dM09xBgQDGw

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