kayakin is da shiet!only thing dat sucks is i just got outta da pen not long ago n tryin 2 straigthen my shiet up n im kinda on dat solo billy ocean shiet now u feel me so i aint got no other homies to paddle with, tried talkin a few mo fukas into get 1 but they was all "aint got money cuz" or "aint feelin dat cuz" so u no yo boi aint gonna let that stop him tho u shoulda seen me yesterday i felt like one of them olympian mo fukas i was fukin flyin dawgs, now that i watched a few youtube videos today n realized i was def doin da high angle technique i was mo fukin cruisin.. shiet was DOPE!!then these fisher mo fukas in a big boat tried 2 flex on me but i just turned my kayak and paddled right at them and jumped over the waves.. hands all blistered today tho gonna go try 2 catch me some fish from it later peace

bro sounds like you had an awesome day. Find some other kayakers and see if you can group up with them on trips. Homies dont know what they are missing out on, love me some kayaking.

You could have a strong career in translating Ebonics to English.

Where is Barbara Billingsley when you need her?