just fukkin lmao

-so i have to do presentation for class

-awkward as ****

-start working out

-not so awkward

-zyzz is my inspiration

-presentation again

-trembling

-just keep telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"

-get confident

-my turn

-i get up there

-start shaking uncontrollably

-start telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"

-teacher says I can start anytime

-I start off with "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"

-at this point I'm so nervous I blackout

-"i'm fawkin zeez bruh"

-repeat at least 4 more times

-look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"

-girls start laughing

-I pass out

-hit head on the corner of teacher's desk

-minor concussion

-teacher thinks I was on drugs

-classmates call my zeezprah

-nickname eventually turns into zebra

-i haven't heard my real name in months

-haven't been this depressed since high school

this is what stormweenies actually believe. fkn lmao

It's true but you're a massive cuckold loser so you probably don't get it

lmaoooo we got one boys

Most people know the drill with porn stars, they act all wild and crazy on camera and during public events but after all that is over they are just regular people that you might walk past on the street like everyone else. Well Ava is different and wants everyone to know that she is a whore (I say that respectfully) no matter where she is or what she is doing.

I was in Vegas a few years back, the summer of 2012, and was bored as hell taking my chances at gambling. I don't really care for it but I had nothing to do and decided to give it a try, anyway I lose big time at blackjack, and then tried roulette which ended up the same. Last thing I decided to try before hitting the bar were the slots, I played a few rounds then with my last $5 I just tossed it all in and hit spin and just like that I won $3k!!! I was stoked and couldn't believe my luck cause I won back to $200 I had just lost and made $2,800 on top of that! SO counter to every emotion pressing me to try again I cashed out and headed back to my room. Once up I was riding high and decided to hire a couple of escorts for some fun. I was perusing the usual sites of the time, backpage, myredbook and CL when I came across an ad for dating porn stars, I followed the link to a booking page with pretty much an A-Z listing of ladies and once I refined the search down to Vegas I saw a few likely candidates. In the end I jumped on the phone and requested Ava Devine cause I have ALWAYS wanted to drop a load in her face.

The booking agent I spoke too said she is doing outcalls and it's $1k for an hour, anything additional would be another fee and subject to her current demand. An hour later I get a call from Ava where she introduces herself and right away starts asking how I like to have my cock treated, she kept going on about putting it in her ass and then her pussy so she can lick her juices clean off me and how she wanted to piss all over my face cause "it feels so good to have a whore do that to you!" I was so ****ing hard at this point and I had to resist the urge to jack off right then and there! I ask her where she wants to do all this at and she said she is currently at the bar in Crazy Horse Too and I should come there for some fun. I hop in a cab and a few minutes later and pulling up to the front, I walk up to the door man and tell him Ava said to meet her here, he passes me through the door and says "have fun". I walk up to the bar, see Ava, then approach her, I am next to her and say "Hey Ava it's J from the booking agency", she looks right at me and instead of saying anything she literally sticks her tongue in my mouth and starts rubbing my cock over my pants! The bartender walks over and asks if I want a drink and right as I am about to say something Ava just blurts out "he isn't here for drinks just to use my holes like the dirty slut I am!" I thought that was weird but who cares I am in Vegas with Ava Devines hand on my dick so I let it slide.

She finishes her drink in a big gulp then asks if I'm ready to party like a porn star, I tell here "that's why I'm here honey!" She stands up and literally spits on my face then while I am still processing what just happened she licks it off like a dog. She grabs my arm and takes me to the VIP area, says something to the bouncer and we are let into the back. She pushes me on the couch and immediately starts doing a stripper dance while unzipping my pants and teasing my dick. It doesn't take long for her to get totally naked cause all she was wearing was a small strapless dress with no bra or panties. We are about half a song in and she is already on her knees sucking my cock like a crazy person, she was using teeth, lots of spit and kept smacking her face with my dick while laughing. I gotta admit I was not prepared for what happened next cause out of nowhere she hops up and puts me inside her! I couldn't believe how good her pussy felt but wanted to make sure I wasn't going to freak her out so I said "if you want to use a condom I am good with that" she just laughed and said "real whores never use them J" and kept riding. She bends forward and then I notice through the red lighting that I am not in her pussy at all but actually ****ing her ass! The reason I was surprised is cause how easy I was put in there, it was wet and easy to **** like a pussy and Ava was just banging away without a care in the world.

A few minutes go by and she gets on her knees in front of me and pulls my cock right into her mouth and then grabbed my ass and starts pulling me hard into throat, she was going down to my balls while pushing me farther in her mouth. I couldn't hold back and told her I was going to cum, she kept sucking and then my nut started flying into her mouth, she just sucked away like the pro she is then let the cum drool out of her mouth, down her chin and onto her tits. I dropped onto the couch and she says "for another $1k I will come back to your room and you can **** me again". I said hell yes and passed her some of the cash I had just won on slots. I pull my clothes on and she slips her dress on without cleaning off any cum and we walk out into the main area where she leads me to the bar and asks a guy to call a cab to take us back to the MGM, the whole time the light was making the cum on her face and tits glow like nuclear radiation and I ask if she wants a napkin to clean it off. She just yells "no baby I'm proud of all the sperm you dumped on me and I want all the perverts here to see it!" I have a glass of water ($3 for that which was insane) then the cab is ready, we go out and she literally kisses the bouncer at the door and hops in the cab. I say "MGM please" then Ava just blurts out "thats where he's going to **** my pussy, I'm such a ****ing whore and he loves it!" the cab driver just chuckled and she keeps going with it by saying "hey if you give me your number I'll suck your cock while you drive around with customers." He didn't say anything and once we pulled up to the hotel I paid the fare and he actually handed her a slip of paper with his number on it and Ava said "can't wait to suck you off soon baby".

We got out and the walk through the lobby/casino and to the elevators was just filled with her constantly flashing her tits, grabbing my dick, shouting encouragement to the hookers at the bar and once we got to the elevator area, cause it was late they had security making sure that only guests could get through to the elevators so I told her to tone it down so we could get through. She immediately shuts up and acts normal, we get through and I hit the elevator button and the two of us get on with 2 other couples. Ava immediately goes back to the crazy hooker routine and starts loudly talking about how great it is that I paid her $2k so she could suck my dick and how she loves the feeling of my dry cum on her face and fake tits. The other couples were just acting like they didn't hear anything till she looks at the couple closest to us and says she could **** both of them after we are done, for free, if they gave them their room number. The husband stayed quiet and the wife just said no thanks.

We get to my floor and then head right to my room where we **** for over an hour, I came in her pussy and she pushed it out onto her fingers then licked them clean. She wouldn't give me a break and went right back to sucking me till I was hard enough to **** again. I ate her pussy and she made me eat her ass then treated me like a slave by shoving her feet in my mouth while talking **** about my dick. It was like a whirlwind of crazy off the wall sex and she was driving everything from start to finish! I ended up cumming 3 times, the first was in her mouth at the club, then in her pussy and finally in her ass (the trifecta!). The last nut she really worked out of me, she was doing ass to mouth, clenching her ass on my dick, talking dirty, stoking me and once I finally blew my load the orgasm was so strong but I swear almost no cum went inside of her but once she slowly slid me out of her ass she was doing the moaning thing while saying "oh yeah baby I got your cum in all my slutty holes cause I'm such a good little whore for men with money".

I was spent and just done on the bed, she gets up, licks my cock for another minute then gives me a big kiss before heading to the bathroom, getting a washcloth and wiping her face clean then her pussy and ass. Grabs her cell phone then calls the cab driver from earlier, she talks to him and she basically said pick me up out front in 10 minutes, then I hear "mmmmm can't wait to have your cock in my mouth honey" then hangs up. She slips her dress back on then just looks at me, literally stares at me like she is waiting for something then it clicks in my head that she wants a tip, so I grab my pants and hand her an extra $100. She smiles and says "bye baby" and walks out.

I could hear her walking down the hall after she left shouting that "the guy in room "XXXX" just paid Ava Devine thousands of dollars to **** like a pornstar and he loved me!"

It was a crazy night and in the end I had about $700 left over, not a drop of sperm left in my body and some crazy ass memories. Ava was a great **** for sure and like I said at the beginning she is a real whore that loves to let people know she loves ****ing and sucking for money. In the end I gotta say that I would 100% **** her again if I had the chance!

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator".

First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme.

Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass.

The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

Despite that, I posted a pic somewhere that included my feet, not thinking anything of it and got a bunch of messages from the foot fetish guys. As I have always had guys IRL who are not into the foot fetish thing comment on how cute my feet are, I wasn't really that surprised at the messages. shrug. Doesn't bother me, it's just feet.I know I'm hot and own it too. I get my validation from real life people. I've posted pics but then I got stalked so pics went bye bye. I'm not hiding I just don't particularly like creepers. There are a few posters here who have seen my pics so know I'm not frauding. I am also kind to pretty much everyone and I give heartfelt advice. You think I give a crap if you think I'm a chit poster? My rep count says you're wrong. I don't need or want your approval so go fist yourself.

forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.

wWe sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

Lol i was laughing pretty hard when I read it.

You guys ever ask your Google home device or Alexia gay questions?

"OK Google " is it gay if..........


Is it gay if.......

Is it gay if.......

Random questions but the device is programed to say "I don't understand ".

Try it....

Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually **** her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to **** her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

The thing is guys, I don't feel that I've told you guys lies, and if you guys want to not accept that, and you want to say, 'Jason, I don't believe you, you're a big fat liar' that's fine, I hit the ban button and you can go on with your life. But the reality is, I legitimately believe that I haven't told major lies, other than my involvement with supplement stuff, on this channel. Kay. That's it.