[Chorus:]
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

[Chorus]

A pretty woman makes her husband look small,
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her, then she starts,
To do the things that will break his heart.

But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life.
An ugly woman cooks meals all the time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.

[Chorus]

Don't let your friends say you have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway.
Her face is ugly, her eyes don't match.
Take it from me, she's a better catch.

[Chorus]

Say, man?
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, and she's sure is ugly. Ha!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright.
Unfortunately, she has acne.
That's a shame, baby.
Yeah, baby.

[Chorus x3]

No thanks, don't want deformed kids from her genes

Living 50 years with an ugly broad isn’t a life worth living.


I’d rather date prime dime piece for 2 yrs than stare at a 2/10 for 50 yrs

aware?

Unaware

You don't have to marry to get ass anymore. This ain't the 50s. Bang her til you get bored of her and then bag a new one. Dump her if she gets old, fat, wrinkled, etc. Always a fresh crop turing 18 and they're all desperate for $$.

Holy chit I haven't seen this in forever lol

Only if she's a virgin bro.

they can say that cus of their skin color

lol whenever I hear that song...

it was a hilarious cs related meme back in the early 2000s...I think even before Steam came out, probably during cs 1.3 or 1.5. I think I first saw it on newgrounds. There was a clan of hackers/trolls called myg0t. Lol I know a guy who was in myg0t. Dude is a software engineer now lmao.