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What was the first media you ever used to pleasure yourself?
06-27-2021, 11:32 PM
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I used to steal my dad's playboys and rub out to them. Then, when I grew hair on my balls, I started banging chicks and that was way more fun than jacking off.
06-27-2021, 11:37 PM
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The first porn I ever saw was on kazza
It was a GIF image called “she squirts”
3 second clip of a woman peeing out of her cavern.
It was on a HP laptop with windows 98 I had it plugged into my kitchen phone line.
This was cerca 2005
I was AIM chatting up this chick AmY at the same time
Ded fkn srs
It was a GIF image called “she squirts”
3 second clip of a woman peeing out of her cavern.
It was on a HP laptop with windows 98 I had it plugged into my kitchen phone line.
This was cerca 2005
I was AIM chatting up this chick AmY at the same time
Ded fkn srs
06-27-2021, 11:41 PM
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I recall as a kid walking on the Vegas strip and picking up all those flyers and cards for escorts. I took them home with me and wacked off to it.
Also, back in the 90s when I was a wee lad, sometimes the cable company would goof up and I'd be able to watch the Playboy channel when it became clear (unblocked) during late night hours.
And also, not sure if you boyos remember, but back in the 90s HBO/Cinemax/Showtime/etc would run promotions where they would allow non-subscribers to watch their channels over the weekend to entice new subscriptions. I remember I used to whip out my blank VHS tapes and record softcore pr0n movies like:
The Pamela Principle...... I rubbed out many nuts on this classic softcore flick...


Also, back in the 90s when I was a wee lad, sometimes the cable company would goof up and I'd be able to watch the Playboy channel when it became clear (unblocked) during late night hours.
And also, not sure if you boyos remember, but back in the 90s HBO/Cinemax/Showtime/etc would run promotions where they would allow non-subscribers to watch their channels over the weekend to entice new subscriptions. I remember I used to whip out my blank VHS tapes and record softcore pr0n movies like:
The Pamela Principle...... I rubbed out many nuts on this classic softcore flick...


Everything I post is satire.
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06-27-2021, 11:43 PM
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the girls in the muscle and fitness magazines my dad had a subscription to
*Forever Alone Crew*
*Neg FireofAss Crew on SIGHT Crew*
06-27-2021, 11:44 PM
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JC Penny catalog and the show Emmanuelle that came on late on PBS. If you watched all hour or two there'd be like 30 seconds of her nude Frenchy body hnnng.
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06-27-2021, 11:50 PM
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Hmmm...
Definitely Veronica Moser.
Definitely Veronica Moser.
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I am sex yor butt.
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06-27-2021, 11:56 PM
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My neighbor had molested me, so he introduced me to a short bout of straight porn and then straight to the homosexual stuff. Teaching me how to jerk off and so forth and then targeted porn to teach me what he wanted me to do to him. It had gotten to the point I feel like he thought I knew what to do and then tried to get me to blow him etc. then my mom ended up catching it mid act and stopping yet that didn’t stop him from continuing with the porn lessons and trying again. It ended up my mom caught the grooming and then said it’s over this never happens again or I’m calling the police. That had ended up stopping the grooming completely and everything for a bit. That was until he’d made me watch him undress, etc and touch sexually my dads best friends daughter in front of him. That experience maybe more traumatizing then the first? Or at least I’d thought until of course I subjected myself so much trauma to try to land hits and go all suicide squad for intellectual property rights... plus boss bears... idk it sucked for me. He’d used the Bible and so forth to wrap religious justification around what he was doing to her. Making me read as he took off her clothes and touched her... she’d begun to cry almost instantly yet this didn’t stop him. I’d pleaded with him incessantly to stop but he just kept going until we’d both started crying. Shortly after fingering and so forth started is when her dad came in to stop it...
Anyways needless to say? My whole conception of all this stuff was warped from the very beginning and it happened even to my neighbor in separate instances. Yet still I’d only been interested in girls... and honestly outside my neighbor sam who’d also been molested and I’d liked? First attraction was my cousin. We’d promised to get married and ****. Yet ugh when first trying tj hook up at a shared age of 14 our parents stopped us which lead to a promise made to get married... I’d forgot all about it until like 25 when I’d begun to take ******** everyday. Lumping the trauma from being molested into the same category with my cousin and burying it deep... as you can imagine then when she’d done that too me. War frame me with the help of Google it messed me up real bad. I guess one of those number of things that lead tj the real decision to go all suicide squad. Which at this juncture I regret considering the situation that I’m in...
How they’re still doing this to me and I’m left in the position I’m left? Entirely beyond me...
Edit: as you may guess this is why I’d got so mad over the reluctance to deal justice tj instances like Max. Having been molested the amount of trauma to do this for the goals of protecting girls like mia? Immense. I may regard mia as a lost cause but girls like her? Such as the Mexican girl from chipotle was a big deal. I took huge offense in them trying to not only dodge justice but also act like this trauma I’d subject myself tj? Was somehow of benefit to me. Need I add in the deprivation of my constitutional rights and privacy... taking away of freedoms without court and so forth? All for ohh my? Snapchat? Yeah I’m still really pissed about it...
Anyways needless to say? My whole conception of all this stuff was warped from the very beginning and it happened even to my neighbor in separate instances. Yet still I’d only been interested in girls... and honestly outside my neighbor sam who’d also been molested and I’d liked? First attraction was my cousin. We’d promised to get married and ****. Yet ugh when first trying tj hook up at a shared age of 14 our parents stopped us which lead to a promise made to get married... I’d forgot all about it until like 25 when I’d begun to take ******** everyday. Lumping the trauma from being molested into the same category with my cousin and burying it deep... as you can imagine then when she’d done that too me. War frame me with the help of Google it messed me up real bad. I guess one of those number of things that lead tj the real decision to go all suicide squad. Which at this juncture I regret considering the situation that I’m in...
How they’re still doing this to me and I’m left in the position I’m left? Entirely beyond me...
Edit: as you may guess this is why I’d got so mad over the reluctance to deal justice tj instances like Max. Having been molested the amount of trauma to do this for the goals of protecting girls like mia? Immense. I may regard mia as a lost cause but girls like her? Such as the Mexican girl from chipotle was a big deal. I took huge offense in them trying to not only dodge justice but also act like this trauma I’d subject myself tj? Was somehow of benefit to me. Need I add in the deprivation of my constitutional rights and privacy... taking away of freedoms without court and so forth? All for ohh my? Snapchat? Yeah I’m still really pissed about it...
06-28-2021, 12:05 AM
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In my day all I had was Simpson Sears catalogs to phap with
Back with my Fam
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Damn wake me up Sears subliminal messages... guess that means I owe them yet am incredibly frustrated at some or one of my female selection choices. It’s like how can I not be mad given what I know? Given what was done to me for leverage and other purposes? Just seems to me? Something I don’t know how I’m going tj accept I suppose. Guess I got to figure it out though cuz navy said? ****In my day all I had was Simpson Sears catalogs to phap with
Which reminds me of something else I’d had to say with regards to this? The expectation tj put me on standby, immaculate me with chemicals and then try and act like it’s all cool? No big deal at all. Or to think that I’d not be frustrated with them turning my investigation robbery plot to end up doing this just seemed insane to me.
4 and research chemicals Idk why the doj has been letting that and other things slide at all.
My ****.
It wouldn’t have happened at all without me, it wouldn’t have become what it became without my self sacrifice, it wouldn’t end up where it would without me to be able to get it done. Who else to take the position that this ends with? Providing nothing or little of value except pain only tj then make the focus some other dude? What the hell is that? Guess that’s what Shane had been talking about from the va? Yet still it seems I’m not having an easy time getting away from it? Weird. Makes me want to go single and question why the armed services are allowing it to happen the way they are. I get the money, influence and nsa benefits given their local? Yet why can’t they be substituted if they’re going tj act in the manner that they are? Because their parents did wrong tj me and had it in their minds that the wrong they were doing was supposed to mean safety for their daughters at my expense? Seems tj me? Like a justification that very few with a reasonable mind would accept. I do understand that 2/3 of these females are rather young and this isn’t there fault. I also understand there has been significant imposition on them to do certain things. Still I have no idea how they’d expect me tj feel any different. I am standing firm on at least refusing entirely to interact with Eva’s dad... maybe that extends further? Idk really I don’t have the appropriate insight or information to react
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06-28-2021, 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
This.In my day all I had was Simpson Sears catalogs to phap with
Blasted many ropes to those Sears sloots.
Brb pages stuck together.
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Phoebe Cates-Fast Times Ridgemont High-Pool Scene
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probably watching Johnny sins demolish hot babes in 2009 on redtube
What we do in life echoes in eternity
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If u know u know



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Can't remember what I first fapped to but my first real exposure to pr0n was from image searches after looking at a JLo album cover.

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I have been known to choke the chicken while watching womens' tennis, figure skating, and golf.
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Originally Posted By nn586⏩

Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
same here brah.Aware af, lol
My memories of this was on satellite, circa 1996. Big old 12 foot aluminum dish.
They used to scramble the channels and you could still descramble the video with the pirate boards. No sound but the video was all there. Who needs sound on a pron movie anyways.
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hnng sloot my mate let me cut out of his stolen dads playboy
stuck to the wall of the shower and voila busting one of those mindblowing early nuts
forgot to to take it down and my mum found it still stuck to the shower wall
stuck to the wall of the shower and voila busting one of those mindblowing early nuts
forgot to to take it down and my mum found it still stuck to the shower wall
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