So I went on a date with a chick. I typically always phuck on the first date. She was super into me twerking on my dick at the club etc. I was visiting fam and made it clear we would have to go back to her place and she said not that night because she had family visiting. I kissed her and she rescheduled for the next day. I was down.

The next day we go bowling, she gives me a tour of the downtown area. There were good ass vibes, she was super into me. She's a social worker and mentioned how she was hoping to do full-time blogging. She then told me how she's not looking for a sugar daddy and asked randomly if I would date a single mom. I was blunt and told her straight up that I have not and never will, I have options and wouldn't take care of another man's mistake...**** I look like Bobby D. She got defensive and said life happens...I was like sure, trying to not provoke the issue. She bought me a burger and I was like we should go to your place. She said she needed to clean up and I understood, so I headed home and freshened up while she cleaned.

About 40 min before I was to head out and meet her she texts, me "Hey, I'm celibate. I should have told you sooner". I was hella confused cause she was a typical sloot. tattoos and everything, we literally talked about how we both had had a bunch of flings and were going with the flow, nothing serious. Figured it was a chit test, So I was blunt and told her straight up that she probably would do better with another dude cause I'm sexually active and I'm not going to neglect my sexuality. She responded as I expected and said, " I still want you to come over". I figure slam dunk.

I get to her place. Notice she had a kid's table and a Kane wrestling action figure sitting on a table. I was like " phuks up with that" she mentioned she has god kids who always are around, I was like ok.... cool. We sit on the couch to watch Netflix and chill (nomsayin), she acted kinda sketch and distant. I'm built as phuck so I kinda got it but I'm gentle nomsayin. So we are searching for action movies on hulu , and it was hella weird .....all cartoons. She mentions she likes cartoons and I'm like that's cool ..I dig family guy and rick and morty. Anyways couldn't find **** to watch on hulu so moved to Netflix...pretty much all kid ****....ended up settling for " the travelers wife" and then " thor" and then " lion king with Beyonce".

Since she was nervous I moved things slowly. Gradually got her comfortable, by having her lay on me and rubbing her body gently. She's 4'11'' tight bod, small tits, caught a glimpse of her belly and it was sorta wrinkly..didn't give it much thought. Eventually, I end up making out with her and bite her neck gently, had her squirming. She then stopped me, I figure last minute resistance, and pulled back a bit. We continue watching, but the vibe got weird as ****. I ended up leaving.

So I text her later and she never responds....figure I got ghosted oh well. I ended up looking her up on FB out of curiosity and her tagline is , "Mommy, blogger, superhuman" . I'm like " MOMMY!" da phuq. She had the link to her blog on it ...i'd post it but don't care enough too. Sloots blog is about single motherhood. Slowly everything started to make sense.

- The single mom question / her defensiveness...cause she was one and I don't date them
- Her wrinkly belly....from pregnancy
- Her generally awkwardness at her place...likely guilt
- Her claiming celibate ...to see if I was beta enough to jump through her hoops
- The kids table/ the Kane action figure
- The cartoons on her netflix/hulu

Cliffs:

-Got catfished:
-Single mom claimed she had no kids but did

pics

“I don’t neglect my sexuality”

You sound like a typical wh0re

Didn't read a single word.

a man can't be a whore libtard

… I said you sound like one. The way you talk, bonehead.

Cool story brah.

Pics of wrestling action figures?

How dense do you have to be to not figure this out after she asks you about single moms? JFL

all that text and no pics

Join Date: Jul 2008

her kid was there sleeping, thats why she was weird and didnt want to make too much noise

OP is too poosy to step up

Broooh, why would a woman with no kids ask about your opinion on single mom's? lol.

Deep down you knew it from the start and was just hoping to still get your dick wet.

If true, the saddest part is the bish lied about being a mother to her child. For a complete rando, no less.

lol at all the clues and her excuses

wasnt going to read wall of text but that part was actually funny and worth reading


why this dumb bish lie about no kids obviously looking for a ONS to escape mommyhood but then doesnt even put out when the time comes. ****ed up wiring on some broads I swear.this, this move screamed she was just cruising for some dink, but then she ends up rejecting it because shes a dumb bish.

This, she literally asked you, obviously it was for a reason dude…

I get in most people's perspective it should be something mentioned upfront but some single moms are just looking for casual/FWB thus try not to bring it up.

You might have fared better if you answered the question with something more along the lines of "tough to envision myself getting serious with someone who has kids so probably just date casually."

At the end of the day though you were honest and she wasn't so sucks she wasted your time.

You were too honest mankey and missed out on a smash. I’ve told many single mom’s I’m open to dating knowing damn well I would never take them serious.

You didn’t get catfished. You’re just an idiot for missing the 475 clear signals that she had a kid.

yeah but then she hits you with the double reverse over under smash maneuver and you're ****ed

[QUOTE=Autumnal post_id=1642230243]How dense do you have to be to not figure this out after she asks you about single moms? JFL[/QUOTE][QUOTE=pondus_levo post_id=1642230853]Broooh, why would a woman with no kids ask about your opinion on single mom's? lol.

Deep down you knew it from the start and was just hoping to still get your dick wet.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Nicotaf24 post_id=1642231273]This, she literally asked you, obviously it was for a reason dude…[/QUOTE]All of these. Imagine a woman who doesn't smoke getting worked up when a guy tells her "I don't date smokers"

[QUOTE=JayDigital post_id=1642231103]If true, the saddest part is the bish lied about being a mother to her child. For a complete rando, no less.

[IMG]https://37.media.tumblr.com/e14d98aee3c757a2b76d1cce6e576ce3/tumblr_n6nfizae3Q1tu7965o1_400.gif[/I MG][/QUOTE]this, too. Single mothers are a ****ing virus, srs.

This.


Any of you cucks who read all that or even the cliffs, without Op providing pics, are a cancer on the dying corpse of the misc.

Day 1: I have tried every browser at my disposal and it blows my mind because the pics just refuse to load.

Day 2: I have concluded that I must have received some sort of virus through my email. I have canceled all email accounts and reinstalled Windows 7 Ultimate x64. Pics still not loading.

Day 3: I'm running out of options here. There must be some glitch in the Windows 7 Ultimate x64 Operating System. Thanks Bill Gates. Switching to MAC OS X maybe this will prove effective.

Day 4: MAC OS X installation complete. I'm drawing a blank here. Pics still won't load. After ruling out software errors, I am convinced that there must be some lingering mechanical failure in my system. I have placed an order to newegg for rush delivery of a new Western Digital Caviar Black HDD. Will give this another shot tomorrow.

Day 5: Harddrive has arrived and has been installed. To no avail, the pictures will not load. I have not shaved or showered in a week. My clothes stink. I have lost my job...all because these confounded pictures will not load. I'm done with the whole electronics thing. I will be moving into an Amish community and this will be my last update on this issue. Good luck and good riddance.

OP said she was less than 5 feet tall. I couldn't give a fuk about some retarded womanlet single mother

Cliffs - it took about 43 signs more than it should have for Opie to figure out she has a kid

kek

OP there were so many red flags, that she might as well have communicated in semaphore.

She told me she didn't have kids tho...I'm not going to then assume she has a kid just cause she asks. Call me stupid but I tend to trust people...never again.

That's a chit load of words to say "We watched TV".

Yeah, OP's not that dumb, he just wanted a smash.