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post 1642733213 07-13-2021, 02:22 AM
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Found my girlfriends vibrators... is it all over?

My gf of 4 years has apperently been using vibrators for 2 years
One was a little one looking like a lipstick, and the other is a bigger one like a weird hand vaccum
When I confronted her about it she says its my fault for not stimulating the clitoris and only focusing on my own cooming
I feel pretty chitty about this, she hid it from me for so long
Obviously means I cant satisfy her
What do? is it all over?
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post 1642733273 07-13-2021, 02:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Poodleman⏩
My gf of 4 years has apperently been using vibrators for 2 years
One was a little one looking like a lipstick, and the other is a bigger one like a weird hand vaccum
When I confronted her about it she says its my fault for not stimulating the clitoris and only focusing on my own cooming
I feel pretty chitty about this, she hid it from me for so long
Obviously means I cant satisfy her
What do? is it all over?
I wouldn't think much of it.... are you saying you never spank the monkey yourself???


Ask her to use them in front of you, if anything. Enjoy the show...
post 1642733383 07-13-2021, 02:27 AM
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You thought she was on nofap, hoping to send her test through the roof and get all kinds of gains?
post 1642733453 07-13-2021, 02:30 AM
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Might as well end it if you'r so insecure.

I bought my gf a magic wand, just to tie her up and use it on her. Or watch when she uses, srs.

Also when Im gone, she has something more to than her hands to get off, its a win win idiot.
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post 1642733723 07-13-2021, 02:48 AM
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u ever consider asking her wha tshe needs and then doing that?
post 1642733783 07-13-2021, 02:52 AM
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post 1642733893 07-13-2021, 02:56 AM
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post 1642733933 07-13-2021, 02:58 AM
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post 1642734033 07-13-2021, 03:02 AM
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Your GF just said you're not making her cum and she has to do it herself.

That's all you have to know my dude.

Fix ur sex game or it's over for you.
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post 1642734103 07-13-2021, 03:05 AM
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It's a slippery slope boyo, next you're going to find humongous zuccinis in the fridge that she feeds her chocolate starfish because she says you won't give her some back door lovin'
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post 1642734193 07-13-2021, 03:08 AM
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Originally Posted By cacad⏩
Might as well end it if you'r so insecure.

I bought my gf a magic wand, just to tie her up and use it on her. Or watch when she uses, srs.

Also when Im gone, she has something more to than her hands to get off, its a win win idiot.
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post 1642734373 07-13-2021, 03:16 AM
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
Your GF just said you're not making her cum and she has to do it herself.

That's all you have to know my dude.

Fix ur sex game or it's over for you.
Surprised she's been with him 4 years if he can't even get her off.

OP, every girl owns at least one vibrator. Every. Single. One. If not multiples. Relax and try learning how to actually pleasure a woman.
post 1642734433 07-13-2021, 03:18 AM
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At least it wasn't one of those suction cup 12+ inch dildos
post 1642734493 07-13-2021, 03:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Poodleman⏩
My gf of 4 years has apperently been using vibrators for 2 years
One was a little one looking like a lipstick, and the other is a bigger one like a weird hand vaccum
When I confronted her about it she says its my fault for not stimulating the clitoris and only focusing on my own cooming
I feel pretty chitty about this, she hid it from me for so long
Obviously means I cant satisfy her
What do? is it all over?
Crying about not satisfying women. LOL.


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post 1642734533 07-13-2021, 03:27 AM
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Unless you're an insecure little beta, youbuyyour girlfriend a vibrator and enjoy the idea of her getting off in your absence, while thinking about your hard cawk

Imagine being so insecure that you basically wish your girlfriend was circumcized.
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post 1642734553 07-13-2021, 03:27 AM
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Lmao you phucking loser OP.

Imagine being so pathetic at satisfying a woman that you get cucked by a piece of plastic with batteries.

I was like lmao.
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post 1642735173 07-13-2021, 03:54 AM
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Originally Posted By thisisian⏩
Lmao you phucking loser OP.

Imagine being so pathetic at satisfying a woman that you getcucked by a piece of plasticwith batteries.

I was like lmao.
lmfao exactly
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post 1642736073 07-13-2021, 04:35 AM
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post 1642736213 07-13-2021, 04:43 AM
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Lol almost every girl Iโ€™ve been with has a vibrator or some kind of sex toy.

Some men bitch about why is it okay for girls to use vibrators but itโ€™s considered creepy and laughable if a guy has a fleshlight. Thereโ€™s a valid reason for that double standard. And itโ€™s because a man who uses a fleshlight is seen as using it because he canโ€™t get any real pussy.
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Originally Posted By IonZephyr⏩
I wouldn't think much of it.... are you saying you never spank the monkey yourself???


Ask her to use them in front of you, if anything. Enjoy the show...
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post 1642737003 07-13-2021, 05:23 AM
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Damn thanks for these replies, it really oppened up my eyes
I will definetely ask her to use it while we are having sex
Watching her use it seems a little weird to me tho, maybe down the line
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post 1642737043 07-13-2021, 05:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Poodleman⏩
Damn thanks for these replies, it really oppened up my eyes
I will definetely ask her to use it while we are having sex
Watching her use it seems a little weird to me tho, maybe down the line
ask her to shove the vibrator up your ass for ultimate prostateMAXXING
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I once held a gf of mine in a rear naked choke and used a vibrator on her until she nearly passed, then she was just begging for me to give her the willy.

Nothing wrong with a vibrator brah, it's not a fukkin dildo.
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