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Thread: Pro Tip: Never use bluetooth audio to watch porn if you live with someone

post 1642938673 07-15-2021, 06:37 PM
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Pro Tip: Never use bluetooth audio to watch porn if you live with someone

just a matter of time before it auto connects to another device as most modern newer bluetooth devices use multi-link feature.
invest in long cabled headphones.
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post 1642938813 07-15-2021, 06:39 PM
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One of my biggest fears srs

Lmao



Always keep bluetooth off crew
post 1642939413 07-15-2021, 06:54 PM
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use surround sound speaker for porn with bluetooth crew
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post 1642939673 07-15-2021, 06:57 PM
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my buddy went inside his room to get a "shower"

forgot he was still connected to the speaker we were outside chillin with.

all got to hear "XMAS WORK OFFICE ORGY"


good times good times
post 1642939783 07-15-2021, 06:59 PM
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Scary to think about srs
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

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post 1642940423 07-15-2021, 07:11 PM
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Pro tip: don’t be a poor ******* like OP and get your own place
post 1642941133 07-15-2021, 07:23 PM
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what if youre watching brother-sister porn and your sister hears it?
post 1642951373 07-15-2021, 10:50 PM
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I never have the volume on.

Only fap in silence crew.
post 1642951663 07-15-2021, 10:58 PM
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my sister told me my car autoconnected to my phone one time too. stay safe he he
fictional account.
closer to the lung.
post 1642956313 07-16-2021, 01:53 AM
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imagine being in 2021 and still watching porn
post 1642956353 07-16-2021, 01:55 AM
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Originally Posted By BenjiDaldes⏩
imagine being in 2021 and still watching porn
There are only two types of dudes:

Dudes that fap to porn

Dudes that lie about it
post 1642957473 07-16-2021, 02:53 AM
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Originally Posted By Sinan09400⏩
There are only two types of dudes:

Dudes that fap to porn

Dudes that lie about it
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post 1642957583 07-16-2021, 02:58 AM
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Even better don't jack off when other people are home.
post 1642957893 07-16-2021, 03:16 AM
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Connect to neighbors surround sound system for porn crew checking in.
post 1642958243 07-16-2021, 03:34 AM
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Tfw can't connect porn to family audio system cause dad is...
post 1642958253 07-16-2021, 03:35 AM
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Originally Posted By infinityplus1⏩
Tfw can't connect porn to family audio system cause dad is...
fap together. I remember we used to fap in turns cuz there was only one tv and no mobile internet



With a friend though not dad lmao
post 1642958263 07-16-2021, 03:36 AM
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post 1643035763 07-17-2021, 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted By FoxMcCocks⏩
Pro tip: don’t be a poor ******* like OP and get your own place
separate place from wife or girlfriends?
you autistic incel retard..why dont you come over to suk my dik because thats all you are good for dumbass lmao
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post 1643035793 07-17-2021, 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted By Sinan09400⏩
There are only two types of dudes:

Dudes that fap to porn

Dudes that lie about it
based truth
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post 1643035883 07-17-2021, 07:20 AM
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Another Bluetooth oopsie is when you think the sound is off because you hear no noise in the shower, but, in fact, its not off.

Its connected to your $300 Sennheiser Over the Ears blasting surround sound quality to anyone who will listen.
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post 1643036003 07-17-2021, 07:24 AM
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Im always paranoid about hitting the “broadcast” button instead of the full screen button on my phone when watching pron
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post 1643036033 07-17-2021, 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Archangel_Lost⏩
Im always paranoid about hitting the “broadcast” button instead of the full screen button on my phone when watching pron
hate that they add those airplay/chromecast buttons during full screen....always afraid i am gonna cast to my neighbors TV lmaoo

also disable 'airdrop' in iphone.
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post 1643036093 07-17-2021, 07:27 AM
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What if I want them to hear
post 1643036113 07-17-2021, 07:28 AM
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Every time I am on my phone and see Spotify "Bluetooth connected" I hit the panic button. Why the hell does it do this? NEVER CONNECT AUTOMATICALLY MOTHER FUKER.
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post 1643036153 07-17-2021, 07:28 AM
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Originally Posted By SettingOff⏩
what if youre watching brother-sister porn and your sister hears it?
What if she's into it...
post 1643036183 07-17-2021, 07:29 AM
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For some reason my car nav system LOVES to pick up any porn I watched on my phone and put the title right on the Nav Screen.
brb start my car
brb Now playing "Petite brunette teen gets fuc..."
brb switch over to radio or whatever podcast im supposed to listen to ASAP
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Would blast porn on my speakers when in my dorm room so girls would think im smashing and my roommate wouldnt walk in while fapping
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Originally Posted By Sinan09400⏩
fap together. I remember we used to fap in turns cuz there was only one tv and no mobile internet



With a friend though not dad lmao
u know what they call fapping with friends?

gay
post 1643036253 07-17-2021, 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
What if she's into it...
das it mane
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post 1643037193 07-17-2021, 08:02 AM
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Originally Posted By Nocturnal310⏩
separate place from wife or girlfriends?
you autistic incel retard..why dont you come over to suk my dik because thats all you are good for dumbass lmao
Do you need me to suck your dik because your wife/gf wont?

Is that why you’re watching porn in the other room while they’re home? Lmfao
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