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post 1643216013 07-19-2021, 10:59 PM
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Slanging coom

When I was in college I masturbated a lot. I would nut in my hand and sling it into the left corner wall, around the same spot every time; over time that part of the wall became yellow and streaky from my dry coom. I remember when I moved out 4 years later, there was a thick-crusted layer of coom buildup. I left it for the next Freshies, an invaluable gift from yours truly.
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post 1643216133 07-19-2021, 11:03 PM
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Dam it op, I always wondered why one wall in my dorm was always crusty asf
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post 1643216233 07-19-2021, 11:04 PM
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post 1643216273 07-19-2021, 11:06 PM
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Are you some kind of gorilla? Imagine not having some petrified board stiff coom sock that hasn't been cleaned in months
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post 1643216683 07-19-2021, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted By irmocool⏩
When I was in college I masturbated a lot. I would nut in my hand and sling it into the left corner wall, around the same spot every time; over time that part of the wall became yellow and streaky from my dry coom. I remember when I moved out 4 years later, there was a thick-crusted layer of coom buildup. I left it for the next Freshies, an invaluable gift from yours truly.
You ain't COOMING alot if you can COOM in your hand, SAD.

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post 1643217273 07-19-2021, 11:32 PM
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Thought this thread was about sperm donation.

I saw you can make around $1,000 bucks a month donating sperm, as long as you are tall and healthy.

There are also a bunch of weird criteria and a lot of questions about your personal life, habits, and family medical history.

It's really weird, I think it gives an idea of what women look for in men, which is like the holy grail and eternal mystery for miscers.

I don't think I would do it though, I am tall and healthy but it feels like some weird sterile scientific form of prostitution for women.

I can't describe it, but just accepting money for jackin it into a cup seems wrong.
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post 1643217293 07-19-2021, 11:32 PM
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My childhood mattress was absolutely riddled with cum stains. I mean ridiculous
post 1643217553 07-19-2021, 11:39 PM
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hygiene, not even once
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post 1643218283 07-20-2021, 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted By Realclout⏩
You ain't COOMING alot if you can COOM in your hand, SAD.

SRS.
This. My natty loads are everyone else's zinc infused. Sock is insufficient, need a whole rag and switch it up every once in a while. They always end up like huge doritos.
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post 1643218923 07-20-2021, 12:29 AM
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post 1643229593 07-20-2021, 07:24 AM
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Originally Posted By C4KE⏩
Dam it op, I always wondered why one wall in my dorm was always crusty asf
You are welcome
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This is how you get Ants
Suprising ant repellant, they avoided it like the plague, my bed now that's a post for another day.
Originally Posted By dabbmw2002⏩
If that's true than a) that's absolutely disgusting and b) you didn't laid in college. No way you would leave that filth if you were bringing girls back to your room.
a) Respect my culture b) I got laid a ton, but coomed a lot, smashed most of my sloots infront of poop filled urinals, girls I brought to my room got smashed in the dark and left 2 min after C)u mad???
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post 1643231163 07-20-2021, 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted By irmocool⏩
C)u mad???
Why would anyone be mad about you being a filthy degenerate who can't get laid?
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post 1643231683 07-20-2021, 08:08 AM
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People like the OP are the reason "male influencers" are a thing. Its like you need a youtube video to tell you not to do this, that its disgusting.

Same with living in a messy apartment. Basic hygiene not even once. I literally wash my sheets once a week maybe every other week and I dont even jerk it in bed. I also never go to bed dirty.
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post 1643277513 07-20-2021, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted By ChrisLS8⏩
Are you some kind of gorilla? Imagine not having some petrified board stiff coom sock that hasn't been cleaned in months
Gorilla gang, and that's too much work.
Originally Posted By Realclout⏩
You ain't COOMING alot if you can COOM in your hand, SAD.

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It overflows for sure
Originally Posted By BeanGainClovis⏩
Thought this thread was about sperm donation.

I saw you can make around $1,000 bucks a month donating sperm, as long as you are tall and healthy.

There are also a bunch of weird criteria and a lot of questions about your personal life, habits, and family medical history.

It's really weird, I think it gives an idea of what women look for in men, which is like the holy grail and eternal mystery for miscers.

I don't think I would do it though, I am tall and healthy but it feels like some weird sterile scientific form of prostitution for women.

I can't describe it, but just accepting money for jackin it into a cup seems wrong.
no one gives af
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post 1643277813 07-20-2021, 07:42 PM
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ive heard of degens saving coom in a 2 litre bottle or some chit
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post 1643278333 07-20-2021, 07:52 PM
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When younger I used to slang coom outside my 2nd story bedroom window onto the nearby maple tree. Schit hung off the branches like spanish moss. In the winter it froze into coomscicles and glittered like C beams in the dark near tanhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
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post 1643278433 07-20-2021, 07:54 PM
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You mean you didn't save and make a candle out of it for your homie's sister's bdays?
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post 1643279083 07-20-2021, 08:04 PM
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post 1643299163 07-21-2021, 06:42 AM
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Originally Posted By redwine91⏩
My childhood mattress was absolutely riddled with cum stains. I mean ridiculous
Hnnnnng, the thought gets me going brah
Originally Posted By TokenV⏩
hygiene, not even once
I mean once it's dried its like water brah
Originally Posted By jizzfarmer⏩
This. My natty loads are everyone else's zinc infused. Sock is insufficient, need a whole rag and switch it up every once in a while. They always end up like huge doritos.
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