you don't know love until you use another man's anus to masturbate your penis until you ejaculate into his poop, then he licks his poop and your semen off of your penis, then he uses your anus to masturbate his penis until he ejaculates into your poop, then you lick your own poop and his semen off of his penis along with his semen.

this is love.

procreation? ha, what is this, the 1500s?

real love is using male anuses to masturbate your penis. welcome to your new world.

Recently, I’ve been wondering if I might be a gay. It all started a week ago. I was sitting on the toilet, pooping, when all of a sudden, a big **** turd comes out of my ass. It was huge. Big big. It’s so ****ing big, I gotta look down into the toilet to check for blood. No blood, but the turd is ****ing massive. I notice something strange about it. The end of the turd, sticking out of the water, looks like a dick head. A penis head. Needless to say, I was concerned. How could this be? I picked it up from the water, and put it back up my ass. To my surprise, it felt good. I then **** it back into the water. Splash. I then repeated this a few more times, moaning out “Oscar Winning actor Anthony Hopkins” each time. I am not sure if I am now gay. My boyfriend says it’s completely normal, but he’s gay, so I can’t trust him.

disgusting

High IQ