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post 1644210243 08-03-2021, 05:46 PM
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One Way to Know Someone is Retarded is When they Say Left Hand Side

Like if you just said left side they wouldn't understand, "Is that the side my left hand is on?"
post 1644210293 08-03-2021, 05:48 PM
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post 1644210313 08-03-2021, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
I just use port and starboard.
Classy
post 1644210423 08-03-2021, 05:49 PM
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Driver side and passenger side
Wort ew in th wold.
post 1644210483 08-03-2021, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
I just use port and starboard.
Miscers and the general public don’t know fuk all about maritime terms, but I do son.
post 1644210723 08-03-2021, 05:56 PM
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You always pass on the left hand side
post 1644210803 08-03-2021, 05:58 PM
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Your left hand or their left hand?
post 1644210873 08-03-2021, 05:59 PM
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Left-hand side typically has an invariant meaning (sort of like port and starboard), whereas "left" depends on orientation. They are not quite the same.
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post 1644210913 08-03-2021, 06:00 PM
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How else would you know which way to pass the dutchie?
Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.
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post 1644210943 08-03-2021, 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted By numberguy12⏩
Left-hand side typically has an invariant meaning (sort of like port and starboard), whereas "left" depends on orientation. They are not quite the same.
You're some sort of math genius?
Originally Posted By CrimsonSteel⏩
Your left hand or their left hand?
post 1644210953 08-03-2021, 06:01 PM
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Left hand side > left side > left.
The closer we approach the uncertainty of life's ending the more we wish to trade all of the things we have acquired in exchange for all of the things we have lost: wealth for youth, knowledge for fresh curiosity, resignation for hope. We'd trade our wisdom for new experiences, but it is wisdom that will teach us that at the end of the road the only new experience is death.
post 1644211523 08-03-2021, 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted By MyGhettoFantasy⏩
Left hand side > left side > left.
so "on your left hand side" leaves no doubt but "on your left" could mean something on your "right hand side"?
post 1644211663 08-03-2021, 06:13 PM
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gauche et droite
post 1644212273 08-03-2021, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
Exactly my thought. Pass the Dutchie from the left hand side brah
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post 1644212793 08-03-2021, 06:33 PM
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Agreed op. I'd like to add to your list however

Other telltale signs include:

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post 1644212903 08-03-2021, 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted By IronFeta⏩
Agreed op. I'd like to add to your list however
One thing isn't a list. "I have listed one thing for you". Retard
post 1644213003 08-03-2021, 06:37 PM
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I prefer to identify retards by their overuse of analogies. Fukkin obnoxious.
See SuperHercules' sig
post 1644213053 08-03-2021, 06:38 PM
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You put your left arm in
You put your left arm out
You put your left arm in
And then you shake it all about
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