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post 1644388553 08-06-2021, 09:59 AM
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dick does not fit in new girl what do misc

She's a virgin (ded fkn Srs), and when I put 1 or 2 fingers in for the first time all I could think was how small it felt in there. Now as a miscer I got that true 8x6 masterrace dick (no estat) so I figured it could become a problem. Yesterday we tried for the first time and it hurt her so much and I couldn't even get it in completetly to the point we just stopped. She was wet af so that was not really the problem. What do misc??
post 1644388683 08-06-2021, 10:00 AM
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Use ur penis instead of your wrist
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post 1644388693 08-06-2021, 10:00 AM
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Did not read but I would suggest finding a smaller girl so that you're able to properly fit it inside. In OP's case, might want to exclusively scout for female midgets.

In reality, clearly someone has never been with a V before. Break her in, idiot. Use a lubricant, be gentle and give it a few gos.
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post 1644388773 08-06-2021, 10:01 AM
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post 1644389093 08-06-2021, 10:05 AM
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If you cant figure it out then maybe its not for you
post 1644389143 08-06-2021, 10:05 AM
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Try to get a running start.
post 1644389313 08-06-2021, 10:07 AM
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Just stick to oral
post 1644389483 08-06-2021, 10:09 AM
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post 1644389583 08-06-2021, 10:09 AM
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Oh look, someone found an old account of theirs and decided to make a thread that is bringing a chuckle because of its absurdity. Thank you.
post 1644389653 08-06-2021, 10:10 AM
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You could try dating adults.
post 1644389673 08-06-2021, 10:10 AM
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Probably a tranny. Hard for doctors to replicate the elasticity with fish skin and whatnot
post 1644389803 08-06-2021, 10:12 AM
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Go for the Angus brah
post 1644389863 08-06-2021, 10:12 AM
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It's not like the dudes you're normally with brah, the hole is more toward the front.
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post 1644389883 08-06-2021, 10:13 AM
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If the dick does not fit, you must acquit.
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post 1644389903 08-06-2021, 10:13 AM
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If it’s too tight, give up for the night
post 1644389933 08-06-2021, 10:14 AM
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Paging proudmanlet to give koala tea advice
post 1644389953 08-06-2021, 10:14 AM
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do like the Chinese
girl, take her anal virginity
post 1644390153 08-06-2021, 10:16 AM
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She's not aroused enough. Try being better looking.
post 1644390163 08-06-2021, 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted By IronFeta⏩
Paging proudmanlet to give koala tea advice
actually came in for answers :/
post 1644390323 08-06-2021, 10:18 AM
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try men
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post 1644390383 08-06-2021, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted By donkeydonger⏩
Use ur penis instead of your wrist
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post 1644390463 08-06-2021, 10:20 AM
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try men...srs
post 1644390553 08-06-2021, 10:21 AM
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Sounds like an extraterrestrial or something.

Also, if real females died during childbirth centuries and millennia ago, the human species should theoretically be extinct by now, no?

Methinks the Galactic Federation may be secretly birthing new humans in factories with thousands of exowombs...
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post 1644390703 08-06-2021, 10:24 AM
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That was her belly button.


It's LOwer than you think
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post 1644390753 08-06-2021, 10:25 AM
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Try men
post 1644391153 08-06-2021, 10:32 AM
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plow it in her ass
post 1644391343 08-06-2021, 10:34 AM
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8x6 is too big for a virgin. Your boyfriend is going to have to learn to relax his sphincter muscles before taking that kind of meat stick.
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post 1644391353 08-06-2021, 10:34 AM
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Had this prob with a virgin once. Missionary was doable eventually after a few tries but when tried doggy it was a no go.


Just have to use good lube and go slow bit by bit in missionary, may take several tries before it actually happens though.


I will say this, idk how old the girl in op is but the virgin that I had that experience with went on to be a size queen. If their first time is with a larger male then they’ll always compare every other bfs to you. Almost makes you feel bad for that bf she gets who’s a smallbrah and she’ll end up cheating or just breaking his heart.
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post 1644391433 08-06-2021, 10:35 AM
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ITT, OP ordered the wrong size opening for his sexxors doll and thinks it means he's got a meat hammer.
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post 1644391473 08-06-2021, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted By IronFeta⏩
Paging proudmanlet to give koala tea advice
He's said previously that theres been a few that cant take it or see it and don't want it......

But OP is a micro dink vs PM,



nb4 hehe ty men
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