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post 1644679913 08-10-2021, 06:05 PM
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Pentagon develops implant that could help detect COVID under your skin

https://nypost.com/2021/04/12/microc...tect-covid-19/


finally, we could soon be done with this pandemic as the military will now offer us a solution to knowing whether we have this virus

lol if you're not vaxxed and chipmaxed
post 1644679993 08-10-2021, 06:07 PM
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The microchip meme has become literal reality.

Just LMAO.
post 1644680703 08-10-2021, 06:15 PM
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Minor side effects include loss of free will and 100% compliance
post 1644680773 08-10-2021, 06:16 PM
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we deus ex now
post 1644681293 08-10-2021, 06:24 PM
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Inb4 libcucks immediately line up for this
post 1644681583 08-10-2021, 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted By TomWanks
The microchip meme has become literal reality.

Just LMAO.
Conspiracy theories are just spoilers.
post 1644682153 08-10-2021, 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted By TugOfPeace
in before resident provaccine folks saying "pssh it's just a chip dude quit making such a big deal out of it"
don't you want to go back to normal?

obey ****ot
post 1644682253 08-10-2021, 06:36 PM
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just two more chips
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post 1644682513 08-10-2021, 06:41 PM
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put it in my dick srs
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post 1644683463 08-10-2021, 06:57 PM
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"It's not a microchip! It's just a small chip placed under the skin that can be scanned by bluetooth. It's like a chip, but smaller. A micro version of a chip. But not a microchip! It doesn't connect to the internet, you idiot right wing conspiracy theorist white Trumptard racists!"

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...19/7299081002/
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post 1644683723 08-10-2021, 07:01 PM
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We totally promise it’s not to track your every move
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Fuk Joe Biden
post 1644683943 08-10-2021, 07:05 PM
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most overblown disease in history. don’t know of anyone who has gotten COVID yet you need 3 doses just to go to work or on a plane
HTC is too skinny for me. Fat Girls only crew. serious
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post 1644684923 08-10-2021, 07:19 PM
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I’m bent over and ready for my injection. The govt has never misled us before so this should work out well.
post 1644685033 08-10-2021, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn
most overblown disease in history. don’t know of anyone who has gotten COVID yet you need 3 doses just to go to work or on a plane
COVID is a scam, always has been from day 1. At least they're making a lot of money and power from it. Sucks to be poor.
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post 1644685513 08-10-2021, 07:27 PM
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The virus that's SO DEADLY you have to get ****ing chipped to even find out that you have it lmao
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post 1644685873 08-10-2021, 07:33 PM
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I'm not gonna get chipped up until I can replace all of my limbs with enhanced cybernetic systems and body armor, along with new retinas, cochlear implants, enhanced neural net processing and a butthole capable of chitting like a RPG
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
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post 1644685883 08-10-2021, 07:33 PM
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Would have actually liked to have seen Wincel's reply on this
post 1644686063 08-10-2021, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted By TomWanks
The microchip meme has become literal reality.

Just LMAO.
Holy ****, they were right.

It'shappening.gif
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post 1644688133 08-10-2021, 08:06 PM
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Mark of the beast
post 1644689523 08-10-2021, 08:25 PM
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LOL. Everything is coming true. Amazing stuff
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post 1644697703 08-10-2021, 11:31 PM
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Bet the liberals cannot wait to get their alien/RFID tracking chips inserted.
post 1644697833 08-10-2021, 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted By TomWanks
The microchip meme has become literal reality.

Just LMAO.
To normies it's always a nutty conspiracy theory until it actually comes to fruition. Then to those same normies, it becomes the logical sensible solution because the government and big pharma said so.
post 1644697903 08-10-2021, 11:37 PM
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You know they'll be lining up for this. I'm sure they'll even get one of those special ******** profile pictures.
post 1644698113 08-10-2021, 11:44 PM
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I WILL NOT be getting this unless they offer me a krispy kreme donut and a chance to win $1000 dollars!!!
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post 1644698183 08-10-2021, 11:48 PM
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You know they already have micro processors in skin?

For diabetics, diagnostics, people with pacemakers, and others.......

Pretty sure its just one of those companies contracted by the Pentagon to relay information on if you have covid or not.
post 1644698633 08-10-2021, 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted By JPF82
You know they already have micro processors in skin?

For diabetics, diagnostics, people with pacemakers, and others.......

Pretty sure its just one of those companies contracted by the Pentagon to relay information on if you have covid or not.
This makes everything okay. Now, I can’t wait for my rfid implant, my jab, vaccine passport etc.
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post 1644698813 08-11-2021, 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted By TomWanks
The microchip meme has become literal reality.

Just LMAO.
I guess predictive programming is real.
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