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post 1644996663 08-15-2021, 01:14 PM
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ITT I teach you how to have an orgasm without using ur dikk, balls or butthole (srs)

**Warning: Don't try this at home or you'll probably hurt yourself. **

I don't have anything against normal testicle originated orgasms...I like those, too. These are just bonus orgasms whenever the opportunity presents itself (I usually experience them on my arms and legs, though I imagine you could have them anywhere you have skin).

The best time for me to achieve one of these 'orgasms' is whenever I have a really bad itch, like from a bug bite (the kind you want to keep scratching until you've scratched all the skin off).

It's important, tho, that you DON'T scratch the skin off...in fact this only works if you don't scratch at all...just tease the itch a little by dragging your fingers across it. This is a kind of foreplay to elicit maximum itch.

The next step is to turn on the shower. You will need to have your water heater set to at least 130 degrees (which is dangerous and not recommended if you have other people using the hot water).

You will also need a cordless shower head (along w/ 6' of shower cord).

Initially you just want to get in the shower and get your body acclimated to moderately hot water. Once acclimated, turn the shower head to a jet stream and directly hit the itchy spot a few times with the jet stream using back and forth, side to side motion.

You're going to need to find a good position to where you can start cranking up the temperature, while simultaneously protecting non-itchy skin from being scalded.

After you've got yourself in a good position (for me this means the bottom of my foot pressed against the side of the shower if I'm doing my ankle), you can start really turning up the temperature.

I stay with the back and forth motion for the jet of water, never letting the jet stream stay in one spot as I keep turning up the heat.

This next part is what separates the boys from the men...

You'll notice that it starts to feel good as it gets hotter, and the back and forth motion begins to feel like strokes on the shaft of your penor, except now on ankle...

...by this time you've got the water cranked up high enough that most people would find it uncomfortable, and it feels good (but at the same time it feels like when you're too drunk to cum, but you keep pumping away anyway).

This is where it hurts...if you're like me, it's feeling good enough to keep going, with the shower nozzle moving back amd forth about the same speed as a good jerk off session, the hose smacking against the wall...it is at this point where you've gotta just let it rip.

I turn the water up as high as it'll go as it begins to scald me. Furiously whipping the showerhead back and forth I feel both immense pain and at the same time a similar sensation to an orgasm coming on.

I keep feverishly splashing the jet of scalding hot water back and forth across itch the area explodes into an extremely satisfying localized orgasm.

Feels good, man.
post 1644997623 08-15-2021, 01:34 PM
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post 1644997773 08-15-2021, 01:37 PM
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post 1644998123 08-15-2021, 01:43 PM
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So I need an insect bite or some ****
Then I need to burn myself

What kind of next level David Carradine degenerate behaviour is this?
post 1644998213 08-15-2021, 01:44 PM
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post 1644998243 08-15-2021, 01:45 PM
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post 1644998293 08-15-2021, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted By CaseinPoint
So I need an insect bite or some ****
Then I need to burn myself

What kind of next level David Carradine degenerate behaviour is this?
I've skin jizzed from other itchy stuff, too...badly sunburnt skin, poison ivy/oak spots, etc.
post 1644999213 08-15-2021, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Donny2Yucky
fuark i need to find myself a hot tranny. it would be such a great feeling making someone cum like that.

those are real orgasms. with women they always fake it.
Most of misc is in denial with their attraction to trannies and also have never experienced the absolute powerful pleasure they can give you if you completely trust and accept them (srs) - I’ve once had an orgasm where I had ejaculation convulsions for over several minutes caused by anal stimulation and perfect reach around technique.
post 1644999283 08-15-2021, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Donny2Yucky
fuark i need to find myself a hot tranny. it would be such a great feeling making someone cum like that.

those are real orgasms. with women they always fake it.
post 1644999793 08-15-2021, 02:14 PM
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Read all of that

10/10 would read again
post 1645000133 08-15-2021, 02:17 PM
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damn OP that's interesting because i don't have anything against normal testicle originated orgasms...I like those, too. These are just bonus orgasms whenever the opportunity presents itself (I usually experience them on my arms and legs, though I imagine you could have them anywhere you have skin).

The best time for me to achieve one of these 'orgasms' is whenever I have a really bad itch, like from a bug bite (the kind you want to keep scratching until you've scratched all the skin off).

It's important, tho, that you DON'T scratch the skin off...in fact this only works if you don't scratch at all...just tease the itch a little by dragging your fingers across it. This is a kind of foreplay to elicit maximum itch.

The next step is to turn on the shower. You will need to have your water heater set to at least 130 degrees (which is dangerous and not recommended if you have other people using the hot water).

You will also need a cordless shower head (along w/ 6' of shower cord).

Initially you just want to get in the shower and get your body acclimated to moderately hot water. Once acclimated, turn the shower head to a jet stream and directly hit the itchy spot a few times with the jet stream using back and forth, side to side motion.

You're going to need to find a good position to where you can start cranking up the temperature, while simultaneously protecting non-itchy skin from being scalded.

After you've got yourself in a good position (for me this means the bottom of my foot pressed against the side of the shower if I'm doing my ankle), you can start really turning up the temperature.

I stay with the back and forth motion for the jet of water, never letting the jet stream stay in one spot as I keep turning up the heat.

This next part is what separates the boys from the men...

You'll notice that it starts to feel good as it gets hotter, and the back and forth motion begins to feel like strokes on the shaft of your penor, except now on ankle...

...by this time you've got the water cranked up high enough that most people would find it uncomfortable, and it feels good (but at the same time it feels like when you're too drunk to cum, but you keep pumping away anyway).

This is where it hurts...if you're like me, it's feeling good enough to keep going, with the shower nozzle moving back amd forth about the same speed as a good jerk off session, the hose smacking against the wall...it is at this point where you've gotta just let it rip.

I turn the water up as high as it'll go as it begins to scald me. Furiously whipping the showerhead back and forth I feel both immense pain and at the same time a similar sensation to an orgasm coming on.

I keep feverishly splashing the jet of scalding hot water back and forth across itch the area explodes into an extremely satisfying localized orgasm.

Feels good, man.
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Originally Posted By Duckliver
Read all of that

10/10 would read again
Thanks, man.

Imma send you a hardcopy for your records.
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