I heard like a creeping sound in my attic when I was outside and thought it was just the wind or something. Then this morning, I wake up to it sounding like something doing suicide sprints above my head.

Sounds big af…waiting for exterminator office to open up because I’m not going in there

Just throw a box trap up there.

Just smear your butthole with nutella, go to the attic and lay down. It will resolve the issue and you both will have a great time.

Probably just catbrah.

I had a raccoon in my attic, which climbed through the tiniest fukking hole in the garage and then when up 2 flights in a chase wall into the attic. I heard scratching one night, and legit saw the racoon like trying to push the door open and it's little claws scratching sticking through the crack of the door, chit was wild. I could hear it through the door and there was no way it was going to climb back down the chase wall, so I had to set up a box trap right below the attic door, and leave it open one night. Sure enough I stay up to look and the raccoon climbs down, into the box trap for the can of tuna, and boom it gets trapped. I have never seen an animal get more furious than a racoon stuck in a trap. Chit freaked the eff out within seconds and started hissing and all that chit. I grabbed it and put it outside for the rest of the night until I could figure out what to do. The next morning when I went outside the raccoon had torn all of its hair off from freaking out in the cage. I took it to a park a little ways away and released it into the forest.

Yea fuk that! I don’t mess around with raccoons especially when they’re trapped.

Its quite now, I think since I have the tv on and doing laundry.

I’m pretty sure I found where it may have come in from. One of those dome things on my roof looks like the lip is warped enough for it to get in. I hope it doesn’t get into my walls or finds a way into the house itself. I gave my baseball bat away a week ago so i’d be fukd

I think this is where it came in at