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Thread: What do you get for your girlfriends birthday?

post 1645391513 08-20-2021, 10:08 PM
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What do you get for your girlfriends birthday?

srs terrible at gift giving. my GF is not the complicated type and doesn't wear jewlry

wutdo misc? have 2 days

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post 1645391903 08-20-2021, 10:18 PM
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Maybe show her proof of life for her family, some sunshine, a few hours without the ball gag, some lube for next time, and possibly a glimpse outside of the dungeon and a taste of freedom. Not like she deserves it though.

JK - in all not seriousness i'd get a restraining order.
post 1645392253 08-20-2021, 10:27 PM
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post 1645392513 08-20-2021, 10:33 PM
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post 1645392793 08-20-2021, 10:41 PM
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Uggs and iPad cmon misc wtf
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post 1645392923 08-20-2021, 10:44 PM
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You could get her a well hung bull I hear it’s all the rage for women in relationships these days

If you wanna get a boyfriend of the year award get her a purse or something just not too expensive
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post 1645392963 08-20-2021, 10:45 PM
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break up with her a week before so i don't have to buy anything
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post 1645393023 08-20-2021, 10:46 PM
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Get her some nice socks. Perhaps custom made with your face on it, they dig that stuff
post 1645393303 08-20-2021, 10:51 PM
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get her some gainer
post 1645394393 08-20-2021, 11:14 PM
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Anal and/or throat numbing lubricant

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post 1645394733 08-20-2021, 11:22 PM
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post 1645394763 08-20-2021, 11:24 PM
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post 1645395603 08-20-2021, 11:55 PM
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post 1645395683 08-20-2021, 11:57 PM
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post 1645395693 08-20-2021, 11:57 PM
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Me and my ex had a deal we wouldn’t buy each other gifts just for the sake of it. Once I bought her some pearl earrings but that was as much for me as it was for her cause I think pearls are hnng with done up looks on women
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post 1645398733 08-21-2021, 01:56 AM
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Originally Posted By DimTriad⏩
Me and my ex had a deal we wouldn’t buy each other gifts just for the sake of it. Once I bought her some pearl earrings but that was as much for me as it was for her cause I think pearls are hnng with done up looks on women
Damn you know what, it would be hot if your girl gave you a Pearl necklace next year
post 1645399493 08-21-2021, 02:34 AM
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Maybe she doesn't use jewelery because no one gifts her it?


Either way just go to the mall and look at stuff, you'll find her something after a trip or two
post 1645399663 08-21-2021, 02:43 AM
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Why don't you get her a night with a real man...
post 1645399783 08-21-2021, 02:49 AM
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If you have a dept store nearby, or any outlet that carries a brand of kitchen goodies called Mud Pie.

My gf likes jelly beans, so I bought her a coffee bean bowl w/ lid and a spoon that said "spill the beans", and filled it with jelly beans for her desk at work. The bowl said something about beans, too.

They make coffee cups with spoons that say funny stuff, too, along with a bunch of other containers that you could use to put candy in or whatever she likes.
post 1645399793 08-21-2021, 02:52 AM
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post 1645399853 08-21-2021, 02:57 AM
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I bought my ex calvin klein underwear & bra set, box of chocolates and a bottle of wine. Cooked her a tortilla dinner and ate her out for 45mins.

Edit: and white roses.
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post 1645400063 08-21-2021, 03:28 AM
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Get those customized Air Force One sneaker with Gucci or Chanel markings on them srs thank me later
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post 1645401053 08-21-2021, 04:44 AM
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The good stuff opie.

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post 1645401893 08-21-2021, 05:29 AM
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Big box o' Godiva chocolates and gold earrings.

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post 1645406493 08-21-2021, 07:53 AM
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My favorite all purpose gift is a massage. I go to a therapeutic massage studio but if your girlfriend already goes to a traditional spa you could combine a massage and facial as they typically offer packages. If she doesn’t have a favorite ask around or check the review sites for a great local studio. I don’t recommend chains like Massage Envy bc they always try to upsell and want you to buy a membership which detracts from what should be a relaxing experience.
post 1645407333 08-21-2021, 08:17 AM
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My wife's birthday coming up. She likes casinos. She likes the penny games and never spends much, so taking her to Niagara falls for a couple nights to do something different.

What does your gf like doing op?
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post 1645407453 08-21-2021, 08:21 AM
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Gift her a misc platinum account



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