Long post but worth consideration. COVID was invented as the new boogieman to replace Christianity because people have become less religious therefore harder to control. Let me explain:

- Scientists are prophets. Just like God, COVID is an invisible organism that you can't see (only the scientists have, take their word for it -- believe the prophets), smell, hear, feel etc. It is not like a bacteria which you can see, smell (emits certain chemicals) culture etc. It is all around us, could be anywhere, can infect anyone (the devil) and can kill you (demons). You just have to "trust the science" (faith).

- Media is the new church. You must pray regularly (watch the latest articles, listen to the radio, watch TV). Attend sermons (speeches from politicians about new orders). They generate chitloads of money from views (prayers at churches) and premium subscriptions ala "subscribe to Premium to view this article!" (donations in the donation plate) and sponsors (businesses that donate to "charity")

- Doctors are priests. They are the disciples of God. They determine whether you are pure (COVID free) or possessed by the devil (PCR positive). Keep in mind that PCR test, "the gold standard", cannot distinguish between active live virus, dead virus or fragments of a cell. If you test positive absolutely any other bacteria or virus that is the cause of your death is attributed to COVID despite it never being proven in animal models to cause anything more than mild symptoms (most have none). You cannot challenge a priest as they are well versed in the Bible (medical degree) and regularly read scripture (FDA orders). They are the chosen ones and you are just a peasant.

- Pharma are the apothecaries. Government (from tax) pays them chitloads of money to develop "vaccines" that prevent you from dying (cleanse your sins with holy water). Your first vaccines are your baptism. Get your booster shots regularly (eat those biscuits and be doused in holy water regularly). Moderna stock has gone up 25x in the past year btw

- Fauci is the new Pope. Self explanatory figurehead of the new religion (also highest paid government worker in America, go figure)

- Government is the clergy. They make the rules for COVID (being a good Christian). Fines for breaching government mandates that have absolutely nothing to do with viral transmission and are completely made up (the rules are the commandments and you must repent for your sins if you break them).

- Masks are the new cross (wear your mask to prevent COVID, wear your cross to prevent the devil), keep in mind cloth masks have a pore size 10x+ larger than the size of the COVID virus

- anti vaxxers and anti covid are heathens (branded as terr0rists, the enemy, spawns of Satan, devil worshippers etc), anyone that challenges the government stance on COVID is deemed crazy, stupid, etc. Heathens that do not pray, take their holy water, eat their biscuits will have reduced freedoms and lower priority treatment. They will be hated by God fearing citizens (COVIDcels) as they threaten their entry to heaven (lockdown)

- the rules don't apply to the rich, if you have money you are the wolves that can bypass the restrictions of the sheep (businessmen have COVID exemptions for travel, all wealthy people in medieval times used religion to their advantage)

Well played media + government + pharma, well fukin played! My hats off to you for inventing a new boogieman in the information age.

JFL if you don't see it 100% fukin srs.