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post 1645648173 08-24-2021, 06:08 PM
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Lmao at Uk brahs



less than 50% believe they could beat a fckin goose in a 1v1, never seen something so pathetic

the 40% of americans who said they'd lose we can chalk up to being so fat they'd die of a heart attack before catching the goose, but ukbrahs get your **** together
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post 1645653233 08-24-2021, 07:32 PM
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Chimpanzee seems to low on the list, no human beating a chimp in an unarmed fight
post 1645653563 08-24-2021, 07:39 PM
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if it came right down to it I would do what I have to

edit: and why the FUKC is goose not 100%? You would bitch out if a goose got in your face?
post 1645670663 08-25-2021, 02:55 AM
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Originally Posted By whitedoor⏩
Chimpanzee seems to low on the list, no human beating a chimp in an unarmed fight
idk brah life or death im pretty confident i could rek a chimp
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post 1645671173 08-25-2021, 03:30 AM
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A fraction of Americans really voted they'd beat Gorillas, Bears and Lions in an unarmed fight
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post 1645671213 08-25-2021, 03:31 AM
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what that chart shows is that brits have a much more developed sense of humour than yanks, who dont understand irony.

Yes, a goose will wreck me..
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post 1645672003 08-25-2021, 04:14 AM
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Originally Posted By ayyy⏩
less than 50% believe they could beat a fckin goose in a 1v1, never seen something so pathetic
When I was about 8, I would walk to the local dairy for milk (mum would give me $5 so I has some change for lollies). A man came in holding a goose (he would've picked it up at a local park with natural springs, theres heaps there) and robbed the store by threatening to set it loose.

I'm srs brahs, miscers know I don't fraud.

I was scared AF - not because of the goose, I guess that was part of it - was it a specially trained attack goose? - But just because of the robbery.

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post 1645672553 08-25-2021, 04:40 AM
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Does this include women? A goose would wreck 99% of women, and soyboys too so 50% is an overestimate
post 1645672603 08-25-2021, 04:42 AM
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Just shows how stupid muricans are that more think they could beat a gorilla or lion
post 1645672643 08-25-2021, 04:44 AM
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Originally Posted By ayyy⏩
idk brah life or death im pretty confident i could rek a chimp
fukin lmao.

Chimp would rip your arms off and beat you with them.
post 1645672893 08-25-2021, 04:55 AM
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lolled @ the +- 10% for croc, gorilla, lion and elephant

Americabrahs pls
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post 1645672913 08-25-2021, 04:55 AM
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Originally Posted By ayyy⏩
idk brah life or death im pretty confident i could rek a chimp
inb4 'jamie pull up the video of that miscer getting pulled apart by a chimp'
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America thought it could win a war against Vietnam.

America thought it could win a war against Afghanistan.

I think what we’re learning here is that Americans are overconfident in their actual ability to win.

This being said….after you saying you could wreck a chimp i’m in for a misc vs chimp contest

Also ayyyyyyy bread bread bread

After reading through the list I can comfortably say what I can and can’t beat.

Rat - yes
Cat - yes
Goose - yes
Medium sized dog - yes as long as it’s not a pit
Eagle - yes
Large dog - yes
Chimp - heck no
King cobra - yes
Kangaroo - yes
Wolf - if the wolf is under 3 months old I’d punt that kunt into space
Crocodile - no
Gorilla - lol
Lion - they are freakishly strong (no)
Elephant - it depends on the environment we’re in, I’d run to the edge of a cliff and duck as it’s chasing me and watch it fall off
Grizzly bear - no but I think I’d at least be able to gouge one of its eyes out before it kills me

Edit : I think I’d wreck a black bear
post 1645673583 08-25-2021, 05:28 AM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩


if it came right down to it I would do what I have to

edit: and why the FUKC is goose not 100%? You would bitch out if a goose got in your face?
Pretty sure I could fist a lion in a fight.
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post 1645673743 08-25-2021, 05:35 AM
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Originally Posted By Austin317⏩
America thought it could win a war against Vietnam.

America thought it could win a war against Afghanistan.

I think what we’re learning here is that Americans are overconfident in their actual ability to win.

This being said….after you saying you could wreck a chimp i’m in for a misc vs chimp contest

Also ayyyyyyy bread bread bread

After reading through the list I can comfortably say what I can and can’t beat.

Rat - yes
Cat - yes
Goose - yes
Medium sized dog - yes as long as it’s not a pit
Eagle - yes
Large dog - yes
Chimp - heck no
King cobra - yes
Kangaroo - yes
Wolf - if the wolf is under 3 months old I’d punt that kunt into space
Crocodile - no
Gorilla - lol
Lion - they are freakishly strong (no)
Elephant - it depends on the environment we’re in, I’d run to the edge of a cliff and duck as it’s chasing me and watch it fall off
Grizzly bear - no but I think I’d at least be able to gouge one of its eyes out before it kills me

Edit : I think I’d wreck a black bear
No way you're beating a large eagle like a Golden or Sea Eagle, it could literally crush your skull or rip out your spine, a small kind of eagle maybe
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
No way you're beating a large eagle like a Golden or Sea Eagle, it could literally crush your skull or rip out your spine, a small kind of eagle maybe
The amount of times I’ve done the death grip on my dink watching midget pron I have absolutely zero doubt that I could grab that kunt and just squeeze it and destroy its bones. I’d beat an eagle in a fight no issues. Ded fkn srs.
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Originally Posted By Austin317⏩
America thought it could win a war against Vietnam.

America thought it could win a war against Afghanistan.

I think what we’re learning here is that Americans are overconfident in their actual ability to win.

This being said….after you saying you could wreck a chimp i’m in for a misc vs chimp contest

Also ayyyyyyy bread bread bread

After reading through the list I can comfortably say what I can and can’t beat.

Rat - yes
Cat - yes
Goose - yes
Medium sized dog - yes as long as it’s not a pit
Eagle - yes
Large dog - yes
Chimp - heck no
King cobra - yes
Kangaroo - yes
Wolf - if the wolf is under 3 months old I’d punt that kunt into space
Crocodile - no
Gorilla - lol
Lion - they are freakishly strong (no)
Elephant - it depends on the environment we’re in, I’d run to the edge of a cliff and duck as it’s chasing me and watch it fall off
Grizzly bear - no but I think I’d at least be able to gouge one of its eyes out before it kills me

Edit : I think I’d wreck a black bear
I think completely unarmed vs somewhat unarmed changes things a bit. I’m confident I can beat a wolf in life and death situation if I even just have my keys on me. I’ll wear in in-between my knuckles and smash the fk out of its eyes. You can at least ensure mutual death in a life and death situation with all that adrenaline.

Barehanded, you couldn’t do **** to a wolf or a large dog - think kangal, ovcharka, alabai, Great Danes…fk that.

Even a kangaroo would be tough as hell. They have claws and kick fkn hard.

Lol at anyone who think they can take on a chimp, gorilla, lion. Also interesting how some Americans think they can take on a lion and an elephant but can’t take on a bear, like some thought process went into it but I can’t figure out how.

Edit: it doesn’t specify if the animal is fighting to the death. Most animals are sensible. If you hurt them enough and they realise you’re a threat, they’ll back off, so theoretically, you could “beat” nearly any of these. Depends how enraged they are. If you threatened their Cubs and you’re locked in a cage with them…
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Originally Posted By Austin317⏩
Elephant - it depends on the environment we’re in, I’d run to the edge of a cliff and duck as it’s chasing me and watch it fall off
that's not really a fight then is it
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post 1645674363 08-25-2021, 05:54 AM
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Originally Posted By TokenV⏩
that's not really a fight then is it
If I square up to an elephant and spit in its face I’m pretty sure that’s universal for “we’re fighting kunt”
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Originally Posted By plsmire⏩
I think completely unarmed vs somewhat unarmed changes things a bit. I’m confident I can beat a wolf in life and death situation if I even just have my keys on me. I’ll wear in in-between my knuckles and smash the fk out of its eyes. You can at least ensure mutual death in a life and death situation with all that adrenaline.

Barehanded, you couldn’t do **** to a wolf or a large dog - think kangal, ovcharka, alabai, Great Danes…fk that.

Even a kangaroo would be tough as hell. They have claws and kick fkn hard.

Lol at anyone who think they can take on a chimp, gorilla, lion. Also interesting how some Americans think they can take on a lion and an elephant but can’t take on a bear, like some thought process went into it but I can’t figure out how.

Edit: it doesn’t specify if the animal is fighting to the death. Most animals are sensible. If you hurt them enough and they realise you’re a threat, they’ll back off, so theoretically, you could “beat” nearly any of these. Depends how enraged they are. If you threatened their Cubs and you’re locked in a cage with them…
It depends what type of environment we’re talking, if I find a stick on the floor I’d jam it right up his butthole, at the least I could ensure mutual death which is honestly a moral victory. I think dogs legs would be severely compromised if I wanted to go balls to the wall trying to win a life vs death I’d take it’s legs out and then I’ve pretty much won. I don’t like the thought of it but I bet I could grab a dogs leg and snap it like a twig, I’d only have to take out two of them and I’ve won that fight

I’d box the head off a kangaroo, they’re not quick enough or agile enough, they’re stationary targets
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Originally Posted By DigDeeper1⏩
Just shows how stupid muricans are that more think they could beat a gorilla or lion
This, strong thread backfire OP but I guess you wouldn't have predicted it as you're stupid.
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Originally Posted By Austin317⏩
The amount of times I’ve done the death grip on my dink watching midget pron I have absolutely zero doubt that I could grab that kunt and just squeeze it and destroy its bones. I’d beat an eagle in a fight no issues. Ded fkn srs.
You know eagle bones are more like wolf bones right? Their bodies are massive and wing span is wider than you are tall. You'd have no chance srs, and no chance of grabbing it to begin with
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
You know eagle bones are more like wolf bones right? Their bodies are massive and wing span is wider than you are tall. You'd have no chance srs, and no chance of grabbing it to begin with
Give me an eagle right now I’ll smash it. Trust me am gon smash him
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can't tell if UK are just soyboys or americans are just stupid for thinking they can take on the bottom third of that list lol

also depends on how big the chimp is and how feral it is acting

but like in most of these fights, if you can gouge their eyes somehow, you've pretty much won
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lmao

how deluded are americans
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Originally Posted By misctrader⏩
This, no?

You just grab whatever you can of the eagle and just go mental, smashing it to the ground etc.
What do you think you could take on brah?
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Originally Posted By ayyy⏩


less than 50% believe they could beat a fckin goose in a 1v1, never seen something so pathetic

the 40% of americans who said they'd lose we can chalk up to being so fat they'd die of a heart attack before catching the goose, but ukbrahs get your **** together
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