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» I fukked up my cold approach on the bus earlier (SRS)
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post 1645701983 08-25-2021, 01:20 PM
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I fukked up my cold approach on the bus earlier (SRS)

I was coming back from a business meeting downtown and the bus was pretty packed so I made my way to the back and in front of me was a legit 9/10 brunette with massive tits . I was wearing a suit and my rolex so I was pretty confident she would be down to talk to me .
She was sitting down on a bench and I was standing up holding the bar so I could look at her and formulate what I was going to say.
Anyway, after like 5 min of staring at her I said something like 'hey do you take this bus often' but suddenly the bus braked really hard and she kinda flew off her seat and her face hit my semi. The impact of her teeth on my pants created a tear in them and my dick came out and slapped her face but it all happened so fast that she didnt realise anything.
Anyway, everyone on the bus was shook so there wasnt too much attention of me so I tried to hide my boner with my briefcase but it wasnt locked too well so it opened and all my files fell on her head and the old women next to her. Everyone was looking at me and some kid yelled and pointed at my penor , alerting everyone on the bus I had a raging erention.
I was so ashamed I started running towards the exit but the door closed right before I could get out. Everyone was laughing at me on the bus so I broke down into tear but at this moment I realised i would never see these ppl again so I didnt care.
I wiped my tears away and ran out of the bus a new man. As i bolted out I ran into the bus post and hurt my head so bad I had to kneel in pain for a little while , as the bus was rolling away with everyone in it staring at me but I didnt care.

Anyone had an experince like this?
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post 1645702103 08-25-2021, 01:21 PM
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This happened
post 1645702223 08-25-2021, 01:23 PM
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Didn’t read

22 year old girl approached me at the bus stop last week saying. I was beautiful and gave me Her # . Lmao at having to approach, don’t know this Feel

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post 1645702373 08-25-2021, 01:25 PM
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That's funny OP because I was coming back from a business meeting downtown and the bus was pretty packed so I made my way to the back and in front of me was a legit 9/10 brunette with massive tits . I was wearing a suit and my rolex so I was pretty confident she would be down to talk to me .
She was sitting down on a bench and I was standing up holding the bar so I could look at her and formulate what I was going to say.
Anyway, after like 5 min of staring at her I said something like 'hey do you take this bus often' but suddenly the bus braked really hard and she kinda flew off her seat and her face hit my semi. The impact of her teeth on my pants created a tear in them and my dick came out and slapped her face but it all happened so fast that she didnt realise anything.
Anyway, everyone on the bus was shook so there wasnt too much attention of me so I tried to hide my boner with my briefcase but it wasnt locked too well so it opened and all my files fell on her head and the old women next to her. Everyone was looking at me and some kid yelled and pointed at my penor , alerting everyone on the bus I had a raging erention.
I was so ashamed I started running towards the exit but the door closed right before I could get out. Everyone was laughing at me on the bus so I broke down into tear but at this moment I realised i would never see these ppl again so I didnt care.
I wiped my tears away and ran out of the bus a new man. As i bolted out I ran into the bus post and hurt my head so bad I had to kneel in pain for a little while , as the bus was rolling away with everyone in it staring at me but I didnt care.

Anyone had an experince like this?
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post 1645702803 08-25-2021, 01:31 PM
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Happens to me at least once a week, except instead of a 9/10 brunette it's a 2/17 dude named Earl. It's also not on a train and he doesn't fall into my penor.
I'm doing 7-10 for aggravated assault, he's my cell mate and he forces me down on him after lights out. But, yeah, other than that... exactly the same.
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post 1645705713 08-25-2021, 02:15 PM
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LMAO no one who owns a rolex rides a city bus brah.
This fool's running a Honda 2000
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post 1645706183 08-25-2021, 02:22 PM
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I thought you had flat-chested white girlfriend? Trying to upgrade?
post 1645711493 08-25-2021, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted By BrooksKoepka
I thought you had flat-chested white girlfriend? Trying to upgrade?
always looking for options so i dont lose my game
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post 1645711853 08-25-2021, 03:40 PM
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I see “brah sensation” and a wall of text, and I just KNOW not to read it.
post 1645712423 08-25-2021, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted By brah.sensation
always looking for options so i dont lose my game
Smart man. Wish someone taught me this. Feel like a virgin again.
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