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08-29-2021, 06:49 PM
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Anyone else been doing this with their syrup? (srs) (pic)
I'll never let those ****g0t liberal cucks tread on me and my freedom. Fuk those losers for trying to take this away from me. They will NEVER win
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08-29-2021, 06:49 PM
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- DrugsToGetBig
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lol i get so rustled seeing the their new syrup bottle
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08-29-2021, 06:55 PM
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08-29-2021, 06:57 PM
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08-29-2021, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
He doesn't actually use syrup.LOL @ OP giving himself estrogen with plastic bottles.
LOL @ OP eating carbs while not being an athlete.
LOL @ OP eating carbs while not being an athlete.
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08-29-2021, 07:04 PM
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No but I do dys with m&ms
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.
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08-29-2021, 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Griggz⏩
epic dude lolThey will never win bro
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08-29-2021, 07:07 PM
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Aunt Jemima is the GOAT matriarch of the syrup empire, damn shame to see her gone srs
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08-29-2021, 07:09 PM
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08-29-2021, 07:15 PM
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Lmao, never saw how having a black person to represent your product is racist, isn't it the other way around?
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