Thread: turning 34 today
08-31-2021, 07:46 AM
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- RealLifeAlpha
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turning 34 today
feelsoldman, but life has really been good the past 5 or 6 years.
feel lucky to have some of the things I do (great family, good close friends, my health, etc)
just wanted to say I love and appreciate all of you homos (no homo) (ded fkn Srs)

feel lucky to have some of the things I do (great family, good close friends, my health, etc)
just wanted to say I love and appreciate all of you homos (no homo) (ded fkn Srs)

~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
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~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
08-31-2021, 07:48 AM
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OP did not fully deliver on the rear glute SPREAD.
Happy birthday anyway!
Happy birthday anyway!
Rog crew
TB Lightning
08-31-2021, 07:48 AM
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Happy Birthday, OP.
08-31-2021, 07:50 AM
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Happy birthday my guy
What are you getting up to for it?
What are you getting up to for it?
08-31-2021, 07:59 AM
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Geez old man
Happy bday brah
Happy bday brah
2:136
Say, ˹O believers,˺ We believe in Allah and what has been revealed to us; and what was revealed to Abraham, Ishmael, Isaac, Jacob, and his descendants; what was given to Moses, Jesus, and other prophets from their Lord. We make no distinction between any of them. And to Allah we all submit.
08-31-2021, 07:59 AM
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Happy birthday you fookinphaggot
08-31-2021, 08:00 AM
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08-31-2021, 08:19 AM
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Just remember that sht could ALWAYS be worse, much worse (dedfknsrs). You're doing a great job in life for your age and those ass cheeks could pay the rent if needed boyo. Plz don't LDAR yet (dfs)
𝗣𝗨𝗥𝗘𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗗
ωσяℓ∂ тяανєℓєя ȼяєω ₅₀/₁₉₅
𝕬𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝕮𝖚𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕽𝖆𝖈𝖊 ®
ᗪIᔕᑕᖇIᗰIᑎᗩTIOᑎ E᙭ᑕᒪᑌᔕIOᑎ IᑎᗪOᑕTᖇIᑎᗩTIOᑎ
08-31-2021, 08:20 AM
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Just got my calendar notification for your birthday. Hope it's the best one yet Nephew! Have a great day, we love you.
08-31-2021, 08:20 AM
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hnnggg
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08-31-2021, 08:26 AM
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Happy birthday, brah.
You share your birthday with Caligula and Richard Gere -- 2 other brahs known for their sexual perversions.
I'd give you a couple Gere inspired gerbils if I could. Ded fkn srs
Edit: also Craig Cumming hngg
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craig_Cumming
You share your birthday with Caligula and Richard Gere -- 2 other brahs known for their sexual perversions.
I'd give you a couple Gere inspired gerbils if I could. Ded fkn srs
Edit: also Craig Cumming hngg
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craig_Cumming
08-31-2021, 09:24 AM
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Dayum. Just hit 27 a few days ago and was shocked where the last 8-10 years went to.
Happy birthday brah.
Happy birthday brah.
Stats: 6'3, 243 lbs
always pick #4 crew
dirty bulk crew
small calves crew
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small forearms crew
never reached single digit bf% crew
forever a natty **** crew
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08-31-2021, 09:25 AM
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Happy birthday man!
Man I'm going to be 28 on Sunday
What advice would you give me in these twilight 20s years ?
Man I'm going to be 28 on Sunday
What advice would you give me in these twilight 20s years ?
08-31-2021, 09:25 AM
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this guy fuks ? happy bday homo
08-31-2021, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted By SickD⏩
Feel you manDayum. Just hit 27 a few days ago and was shocked where the last 8-10 years went to.
Happy birthday brah.
Happy birthday brah.
About to be 28 on Sunday
08-31-2021, 09:41 AM
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HBD man, my only advise to you is to keep doing what you're doing and do the things you ain't...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSGTsjkHzM4
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happy bday fellow mid 30s kunt but did not need to see your bart simpson ass on this sunny afternoon dead fkn srs.
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08-31-2021, 11:36 AM
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happy birthday king!
would tap that angus tenderly
would tap that angus tenderly
*Forever Alone Crew*
*Neg FireofAss Crew on SIGHT Crew*
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Happy bday miscer bro
This body holding me, be my reminder here that I am not alone.
Makes me feel eternal, all this Pain is an Illusion.
08-31-2021, 12:05 PM
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My fkn bro! Happy birthday!
08-31-2021, 12:06 PM
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Happy Birthday bro! Have some greens
Sloots Gon Sloot.
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