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post 1647456533 09-20-2021, 11:43 PM
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Three blondes wanted the D at the grocery store earlier

Was at the grocery store a few hours ago and 3 girls (looked young as fuk, 18-20 yr old tops) walked past me while I was bagging some fruit and I saw them staring at me as they walked by.

Once I finished shopping, I went to the self checkout and realized I’d forgot some coupons in my car, so walked back out to grab them and as soon as I open my door, the car parked in front of me blows it’s horn which scared the chit out of me. I looked into the car and saw all three of them laughing and looking at each other, and then they waved at me.

I just laughed and waved back but did not pursue any further because I have a gf and am not a cheating p h a g g o t.

I have to be honest though brahs, it boosted my ego a bit and felt pretty good man.

Any other boyos in relationships get into situations like this sometimes? Im a human so after it happened I couldn’t help but think of the chit that could’ve gone down if I was single.. fuark
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post 1647456573 09-20-2021, 11:45 PM
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Bench - 345x1

This is why they were laughing
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post 1647456593 09-20-2021, 11:45 PM
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probably just scared of your baldness after the Gaby petito incident were the bald guy killed her in the woods
post 1647456623 09-20-2021, 11:47 PM
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I remember my first wet dream too OP
post 1647456683 09-20-2021, 11:49 PM
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
3 girls (looked young as fuk, 18-20 yr old tops) walked past me while I was bagging some fruit
This made me laugh hard.
post 1647456793 09-20-2021, 11:55 PM
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One time I walked into a 7 -11 and some baddie (probably 16) was eyeing me like piece of meat

I was 22 at the time so not that big of an age difference

Op how old are u brah?
post 1647456863 09-20-2021, 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted By JamesA1990⏩
Bench - 345x1

This is why they were laughing
U wot m8. 9-10% bodyfat & 345 bench = top 1% of lifters
Originally Posted By Beast92⏩
probably just scared of your baldness after the Gaby petito incident were the bald guy killed her in the woods
NW0 but yeah if I was bald this probably wouldn’t have happened
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post 1647456913 09-20-2021, 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted By H00J⏩
One time I walked into a 7 -11 and some baddie (probably 16) was eyeing me like piece of meat

I was 22 at the time so not that big of an age difference

Op how old are u brah?
Das it mane. I’m 27, so seeing women in their prime checking me out made it that much sweeter
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post 1647456923 09-20-2021, 11:59 PM
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post 1647457193 09-21-2021, 12:10 AM
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I get this alot too, happened the other day except there were 4 of them drooling over me
post 1647457273 09-21-2021, 12:15 AM
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Had 4 blondes drooling over me but i didn't say anything cause i was reading the Wall Street Journal
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post 1647457453 09-21-2021, 12:21 AM
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lifting puts you so far above most of the population.
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post 1647457793 09-21-2021, 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
lifting puts you so far above most of the population.
love moggin all the skinny , high voiced twinks around downtown

inb4 bald
Absolutely. I came straight to the grocery store after finishing my workout and was wearing a cutoff shirt with a joocy pump
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post 1647457843 09-21-2021, 12:32 AM
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post 1647457933 09-21-2021, 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted By UknowWho11⏩
this happened
Srs thread is srs
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post 1647458313 09-21-2021, 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
Srs thread is srs
Bench - 345x1

The thread was believable but the strength doesnt add up. The girls must be used to 15 yr old tic tok guys to find you attractive with a bench like that
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post 1647458563 09-21-2021, 12:54 AM
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pics of gf
post 1647458653 09-21-2021, 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted By JamesA1990⏩
Bench - 345x1

The thread was believable but the strength doesnt add up. The girls must be used to 15 yr old tic tok guys to find you attractive with a bench like that
True. Just imagine if I was bloatmaxxing with a 405 bench. They probably would’ve thrown their panties at me

I did hit 235x16 last bench day tho, so it’s probably closer to 355-360 now. Havent done a 1RM in over a year
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post 1647458663 09-21-2021, 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted By JamesA1990⏩
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This is why they were laughing
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Neg on site for reddit and tiktok threads dedsrs
post 1647458703 09-21-2021, 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Slurgie⏩
pics of gf
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post 1647458783 09-21-2021, 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
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post 1647459553 09-21-2021, 01:57 AM
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Originally Posted By Beast92⏩
probably just scared of your baldness after the Gaby petito incident were the bald guy killed her in the woods
Lmfao
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post 1647460903 09-21-2021, 03:54 AM
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You can just tell them u have gf and still bang them..? They were 3 so pretty sure they didn’t care


But I been following u on insta from while now OP and I don’t think any of em would spot you in gym like your girl so
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post 1647460953 09-21-2021, 03:57 AM
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post 1647461873 09-21-2021, 04:45 AM
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Yeah I get approached everywhere I go now well it's always been like this since I was like 20 and still happening at 32

Can't keep the ladies away
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
lifting puts you so far above most of the population.
love moggin all the skinny , high voiced twinks around downtown

inb4 bald
You look like a Neanderthal Camel Jockey
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post 1647462603 09-21-2021, 05:24 AM
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Nope.. and I surely don’t make copious amounts of threads regarding this exact topic
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My grocer recently went to all self checkout, I've always preferred going through an employee line.

How does the coupon stuff work on self checkout? I assume you have an option at the end and just scan them in? Do you keep them at that point, throw them in the garbage, or what?
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