I'll never forget this one, was around 12 years ago, I visited a girl I'd been seeing a few weeks, she lived with her parents but they were out.
cliffs:
-fingers been rubbing poosy and butthole
-on top, can't squeeze it in (too big srs) (irrelevant to the story but just saying)
-parents come home way early, get dressed so fast i forget underwear
-right hand full of juices
-walk downstairs to say hi and bounce
-hand still moist, he reaches out to shake my hand
-shake his hand

groce brahs

-Not being prepared for a one on one debate in front of a room of like 70 people when the other dude was more than ready....dropped the class that day.

-Introducing 3 girls I was fukking to each other. Was the longest 5 minutes of my life. Felt Alpha afterword though...kept all 3 and 2 had no idea, the other let me know it was obvious, but she didn't care.

-Girl I was banging introduced me to her bf.....without #1 telling me she had a bf and #2 telling me she was about to introduce me to him. Told him she knew me through my gf (who didn't exist) and I ended the convo with "we'll have to all go out sometime"

I'm sure I have more, I'm just repressing them.