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Thread: If your oneitis were to walk into your room right now, how screwed would you be?

post 1647967193 09-28-2021, 06:42 PM
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If your oneitis were to walk into your room right now, how screwed would you be?

I personally would disgust her. and lose any shot of being with her. My bed is unmade, beer cans and pizza boxes on the floor. Fap sock sitting on my desk. What about you?
post 1647967303 09-28-2021, 06:44 PM
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Beta thread but good mentality to have. Always be ready for war
post 1647967733 09-28-2021, 06:54 PM
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If she's coming in the bedroom I'm definitely gonna get screwed. noimsayan
post 1647969473 09-28-2021, 07:18 PM
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If she walked in right now we’d 100% have sex

Literally no other reason for her to go out of her way and just show up like that.

I could be in the middle of bending a tranny over the couch and I’d still close the deal if she walked in right this minute
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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post 1647969593 09-28-2021, 07:19 PM
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she'd ask why my dildos all have poop on them
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