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post 1647984733 09-29-2021, 03:29 AM
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Misc historians: how was the blowjob invented?

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post 1647984763 09-29-2021, 03:31 AM
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Pretty sure it was your mother
post 1647984773 09-29-2021, 03:32 AM
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post 1647984793 09-29-2021, 03:33 AM
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Ask your boyfriend
post 1647984803 09-29-2021, 03:34 AM
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The Egyptian god Osiris got killed by his brother Set so his sister Isis zukked his dink to bring him back to life srs.

Sloots been slooting.
post 1647984913 09-29-2021, 03:42 AM
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Shortly after The Big Bang there was a Big Blowbang. Chit was lit so it took off and the rest is history...

or should I say.....HERstory

sorry for mansplaining OPgbtq

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post 1647984963 09-29-2021, 03:47 AM
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I don't know, but I remember vividly back in like 2002 last day of class in 8th grade. The whole 8th grade class was outside at the track field, and football field just hanging out signing year books, and then all of a sudden the teachers gave everyone popsicles since it was hot outside.

Well since pretty much most of the boys were all coomers from the massive amounts of porn we watched on Kazaa those days we were all in awe when we saw all the hot girls sucking on the popsicles pretty sure we knew what they were doing too. I think a kid had to go and hide in the bushes to fap one out.

Most of the boys were mirin hard at the girls sucking skills...we thought we were being slick, and sneaky not making it obvious we were looking at them going at the popsicles, but pretty sure we all looked like this...








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post 1647985013 09-29-2021, 03:50 AM
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post 1647985253 09-29-2021, 04:07 AM
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Cavemen prob lol.

Some alpha chad caveman made another cavesloot suk his dik

Gorillas in the zoo do it so it can’t be too foreign
post 1647985423 09-29-2021, 04:13 AM
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I’ve always wondered the same thing. Did some cave woman look at some filthy-hairy-never showered cave man dikk and be like “yeah I want that in my mouth”
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post 1647985603 09-29-2021, 04:21 AM
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post 1647985943 09-29-2021, 04:32 AM
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Your question piqued my interest enough to do some research on pHub.



My research shows that the first blowjob ever was performed by Debbie from Dallas, Texas (USA).
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post 1647985953 09-29-2021, 04:32 AM
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I guess instinct
post 1647986013 09-29-2021, 04:34 AM
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someone in the old
ages couldnt force
his wife to stop talking
and nagging 24/7

so he filled her mouse with a cock

post 1647986063 09-29-2021, 04:35 AM
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like all animals we went for the crotch to smell for fertility and diseases

also it felt good to the receiver and added natty lube

viola evolved behavior
post 1647987043 09-29-2021, 05:12 AM
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Y'all really can't be this clueless......

The French invented it. After WW2 the American soldiers came home and made their wives/gfs do it.
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