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post 1648042463 09-29-2021, 11:13 PM
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Pissed on my floor in the middle of the night with my wife laying next to me.. Srs.

Last night I drank 3/4 a bottle of my favorite Tequila, and proceeded to chug 2 bottles (500ML each) of water before bed to help with the hangover situation the next day.

Well i was like in this weird half dreaming half sleeping sort of consciousness and I rolled over the side of my bed and pulled my dink out and started pissing on the floor beside my bed...felt amazing because I was at that 10/10 full bladder mode.

All of a sudden I hear my wife yell at me saying "WHATS GOING ON?" and at this moment I snapped out of the dreaming side and woke up and realized what the fukk I was doing. Quickly cut my piss off mid stream and replied "nothing" as I got up and went to the bathroom to finish my piss.

Came back to bed and said nothing. Fell back asleep.

This morning the wife didnt mention it but I mentioned it and explained what happened and she said she thought it was the dog (bullchit)... she kinda laughed it off like it's not a big deal but I bet shes wondering WTF in her head.



What the fukk brahs. What do I make of this. Has anyone else pissed somewhere in their sleep before? May have to quit the tequila if I can't trust myself to not be spraying piss around my house.
post 1648042753 09-29-2021, 11:23 PM
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Where the pics at?

Spoiler!
of both wife and piss puddle
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post 1648042843 09-29-2021, 11:27 PM
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Happens to plenty of people

At least you didn't **** on the floor.
post 1648043173 09-29-2021, 11:43 PM
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Ive pissed myself a few times, havent for at least 10 years now though.

But I got friends who would routinely do it hammered.

Lol
post 1648044953 09-30-2021, 01:07 AM
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post 1648045073 09-30-2021, 01:13 AM
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Have never been so drunk that I pissed anywhere indoors other than in the toilet. Well in the shower of course, but that's OK as long as you are having a shower at the time.
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post 1648045163 09-30-2021, 01:20 AM
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I was pissed drunk when I woke up in the middle of the night at my sister in laws wedding and walked over to the closet in our room and pissed all over the floor then my wife said I hit the thermostat off the wall and went back to bed.


I was trashed all weekend, it’s kinda scary though I don’t remember any of the pissing. Shyt like this didn’t start happening till I hit my 30s for some reason.
post 1648045583 09-30-2021, 01:36 AM
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Came expecting roll bread but I believe it. Have done that exact same thing before (pissing in dream feelsgoodmanye but you're actually pissing yourself IRL) ayy lmao.
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post 1648045823 09-30-2021, 01:47 AM
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Read thread title and expected OP to be cat brah.

Don't worry about it OP.

Take solace in the fact that no matter how many gallons of bodily fluids are left on the surfaces of your house, it's still more sanitary then cat brah's.
post 1648046293 09-30-2021, 02:13 AM
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happens brah

woke up to one of my buddies pissing on me in the middle of the night one time srs (no homo)

dude thought my bed was the toilet i guess idk, asked him what the fuk he was doing and he just stopped then went back to sleep without saying a word

told him what happened in the morning he had no idea lol
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post 1648046373 09-30-2021, 02:17 AM
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Originally Posted By portamoral⏩
happens brah

woke up to one of my buddies pissing on me in the middle of the night one time srs (no homo)

dude thought my bed was the toilet i guess idk, asked him what the fuk he was doing and he just stopped then went back to sleep without saying a word

told him what happened in the morning he had no idea lol
Bro.

Your response is that it happens.

A male pisses on me in my bed hes catching these hands 100%. I'm saying this as a brah who just pissed on the floor next to his bed in his sleep.
post 1648046383 09-30-2021, 02:18 AM
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Originally Posted By portamoral⏩
happens brah

woke up to one of my buddies pissing on me in the middle of the night one time srs (no homo)

dude thought my bed was the toilet i guess idk, asked him what the fuk he was doing and he just stopped then went back to sleep without saying a word

told him what happened in the morning he had no idea lol
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post 1648046533 09-30-2021, 02:29 AM
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Originally Posted By CanuckGame⏩
Bro.

Your response is that it happens.

A male pisses on me in my bed hes catching these hands 100%. I'm saying this as a brah who just pissed on the floor next to his bed in his sleep.
it was one of my best buds and he was absolutely pisseningly drunk. i let it slide since he clearly had no idea what was happening just as you probably didn't bro
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post 1648047123 09-30-2021, 03:33 AM
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post 1648047133 09-30-2021, 03:34 AM
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Originally Posted By portamoral⏩
happens brah

woke up to one of my buddies pissing on me in the middle of the night one time srs (no homo)

dude thought my bed was the toilet i guess idk, asked him what the fuk he was doing and he just stopped then went back to sleep without saying a word

told him what happened in the morning he had no idea lol
hahahahaha one time I woke up in my best friends house to him pissing on his families computer key board, I said "whoa bro wut do" he said shut up so I did, couple hours later his father came down to use it, luckily there was a beer bottle on its side on the desk, he was mad af, I dipped out right away
post 1648047333 09-30-2021, 03:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Spazzzzy⏩
I have these dreams where you need to piss and omg it feels amazing in the dream when you start pissing but then I come to just before I actually piss the bed.
Lmao, came in to say the same thing

Damn
post 1648047453 09-30-2021, 03:54 AM
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I woke up one night real drunk and opened my girls clothes wardrobe and took a nice big long piss into it. Only realized what I was doing when she slapped me round the back of the head and shouted at me. Jakes on her though because she still had to wash my piss out of half her clothes.
post 1648047953 09-30-2021, 04:25 AM
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post 1648048083 09-30-2021, 04:34 AM
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post 1648048093 09-30-2021, 04:34 AM
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Originally Posted By A-GAME⏩
What tf am I reading ITT lmao?
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post 1648049063 09-30-2021, 05:31 AM
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OP why didn't you clean it up and do you have carpet?
post 1648049453 09-30-2021, 05:52 AM
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Originally Posted By Mr
Have never been so drunk that I pissed anywhere indoors other than in the toilet. Well in the shower of course, but that's OK as long as you are having a shower at the time.
This^^^

Never been that hammered even in my younger years.
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post 1648049663 09-30-2021, 06:00 AM
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In high school we got hammered and a bunch of us crashed in my buddy's parent's basement. At one point in the middle of the night, I heard my buddy yelling you better not be doing what I think you're doing. I told him I was taking a piss in the bushes. He yelled "YOU'RE IN MY BASEMENT", and the other guys started laughing their asses off.
post 1648060663 09-30-2021, 10:06 AM
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Misc brahs always make me feel better.

Didnt know there were so many other night pissers.
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Woke up years back to my drunk ex getting out of bed walking over to the dresser, opening my sock drawer, squatting over it pissing then returning to bed.

Next morning she had no memory of it while I made her wash all the clothes in the dresser.
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While I was in college a dude I barely knew let me crash at his place and after I passed out I got up in front of him and his gf and pissed in his kitchen garbage can and then went back to bed and fell asleep. That was the most embarrassing time but I've pissed in a lot of places I shouldn't have when asleep and drunk. I think it may be genetic since my dad used to do the same. My mom would get furious when he'd sleep piss in the fireplace
Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
This^^^

Never been that hammered even in my younger years.
Take you a couple of them ladder looking pills and drink 18 beers. I guarantee controllingwhereyou piss will be the least of your worries lol. I treated my body like a chemistry experiment back in the day so I got pretty fukd up
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I dont remember this but one time I was blackout drunk and just chillin with a few of my family in the living room. Drinking and playing cards or whatever. I guess I just got up all normal walked to the corner of the living room to take a piss and pulled my shorts down asscheek out style. Luckily they yelled "Aye what are you doing?!" and i just pulled my shorts up and went to the bathroom to piss. man i miss those care free days.
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Never pissed myself from being too drunk. Would probably just throw up before I got to that point.
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