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post 1648486723 10-07-2021, 09:19 AM
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LOL at corporate emails

post 1648486983 10-07-2021, 09:23 AM
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redwine91,

Ok thanks.

Thanks

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post 1648487203 10-07-2021, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted By tryn2change⏩
redwine91,

Ok thanks.

Thanks

Tryn2change

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You forgot the double sign-off, fixed for you
post 1648487443 10-07-2021, 09:32 AM
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Greg sounds like a beta cuck
post 1648488033 10-07-2021, 09:45 AM
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redwine91,

Ok Danke.

Danke

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post 1648488253 10-07-2021, 09:48 AM
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Redwine91,

10/10 thread, thanks.

Thanks,

Tears

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post 1648488423 10-07-2021, 09:51 AM
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I feel like I found this more humorous than I should have.
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post 1648488633 10-07-2021, 09:54 AM
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Don't forget:

She/he/her/them
post 1648488653 10-07-2021, 09:55 AM
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You forgot to include the email signatures with "he, his, him" at the bottom. Ugh.
post 1648488743 10-07-2021, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted By donalduck⏩
Don't forget:

She/he/her/them
Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss⏩
You forgot to include the email signatures with "he, his, him" at the bottom. Ugh.
Damn it
post 1648489173 10-07-2021, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss⏩
You forgot to include the email signatures with "he, his, him" at the bottom. Ugh.
Really? This becoming the norm?
libs gonna lib
post 1648489203 10-07-2021, 10:04 AM
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LOL at using the body of the email

I stick to communicating via subject line always and leave the actual email blank

It's a big dawg move and more efficient

I misspell things on purpose as well and use short forms like "ur" instead of you're for even more of a big dawg move
post 1648490053 10-07-2021, 10:16 AM
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per my previous email
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post 1648490143 10-07-2021, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
Or just use Teams for stuff like that.
thx

nbnb
post 1648490513 10-07-2021, 10:24 AM
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It's hilarious how almost all offices have the same exact lingo.



Per my last e-mail
Please advise.
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Lets touch base
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post 1648490713 10-07-2021, 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted By bov188⏩
Also, never capitalize the name of your subordinates/rivals

"brad I need that 350 page report on my desk by 8am

Cheers,
Chad"
Yeah ok bov, I'll fire that off to ya after I hit the nox for my mid morn spin sesh


Jk would totally fold if my superior

"Hi Bov,

Absolutely, I'll have the report on your desk first thing in the morning. Please let me know if there is anything else you need!

Best,
Brad"
post 1648491123 10-07-2021, 10:33 AM
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Just lol if you don’t get emails like these

post 1648492113 10-07-2021, 10:46 AM
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Signs every email "Regards," crew
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post 1648492223 10-07-2021, 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted By JoshSP1985⏩
Signs every email "Regards," crew
I'm neutral good crew. LOL at being lawful evil.

Best,
Brad

post 1648492803 10-07-2021, 10:56 AM
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I'm a thanksmaxxer myself. And a "let me know if you need any additional info"cel
post 1648493863 10-07-2021, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted By bov188⏩
Also, never capitalize the name of your subordinates/rivals

"brad I need that 350 page report on my desk by 8am

Cheers,
Chad"
Lmao, I never thought of that. Genius haha
post 1648493933 10-07-2021, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted By derek_jeter⏩
Im in sales and my territory is NE and Canada. I can't believe how many people have pronouns in their signature. I have to coordinate work orders with electricians and contractors and even the fukkin TRADIES have pronouns in signatures in Canada. They even sometimes include the new LGBT flag with the black/brown stripes! WTF you doin up there syrup people?!
My work environment might be one of the least PC you can imagine, yesterday I told our administrator to suck a dick (srs)
post 1648493953 10-07-2021, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted By solidus2k3⏩
per my previous email
let's align
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Let's sync up for a quick collaboration session. Give me access to your calendar so I can send an invite with dial in information.
post 1648493993 10-07-2021, 11:13 AM
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Thanks for reaching out
Me: wtf, I sent you an email b1tch/ph@ggot
post 1648494003 10-07-2021, 11:13 AM
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Hi OP -

This is great. I'll circle back later this week so we can discuss.

Thanks.

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post 1648494263 10-07-2021, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted By PumkinPie⏩
Really? This becoming the norm?
Yes. It’s on people’s pages on LinkedIn, Slack, Zoom, Webex. It’s our new normal.
post 1648495873 10-07-2021, 11:40 AM
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lmao officels when will they learn
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