Misc if you’ve been alive you’ve seen the goofy manscaped ads 12,000x.
We’ll eventually I said F it and bought the big daddy pack with the lawn mower (heh) the weed whacker (heh) some boxers and a bunch of ball lotions and potions.

Let me save you the $100+ buk.

I charged this up and waited until wife was in bed poured myself a drink and decided to go bald from forehead to toes.



With no guard, it’s about as close as a #2. You’re not going to successfully shave bod or balls w this closely and be happy about it.

I cut my dick on the first go and bled for a half hour. Long story short, ended up using trusty norelco/Philips OneBlade (30buk?) to finish the job.

Thought fine whatever I’ll try weed whacker - shoved in my nose to learn it’s purely built for safety, and not to cut any hair whatsoever.


2/10 because I got boxers and some funny ads. Will they accept a return with my pubes and wiener blood on it?

have you
took your
Prolixin?

im 12 and what is this?

Uses wife's $250 barber clippers for this crew

I knew this sh!t was just a big marketing fluff. Fukk Manscaped for being so outwardly shilly

shaving and/or trimming pubes at all is homo (srs)

I literally have just been using $2 disposable razors to shave my dink, never had any issues. (Ded fkn Srs)