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post 1649364053 10-21-2021, 11:17 AM
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If you're just finishing foreplay with a chick and about to have sex, how do you....

Respectfully decline going any further if you see pieces of toilet paper stuck to her vag or assh*ole? Obviously she's going to be pissed but what excuse can you use to soften the blow to her?
post 1649364213 10-21-2021, 11:19 AM
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Tell her you just became a homosexual and leave
post 1649364283 10-21-2021, 11:19 AM
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Tell them that I have HIV and don't feel comfortable going any further. (Ded fkn Srs)
post 1649364533 10-21-2021, 11:21 AM
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Tell her your spidy senses are tingling then jump out the window
There is nothing left on this planet but misery
post 1649364613 10-21-2021, 11:22 AM
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tell her to go take a quick body shower
post 1649365493 10-21-2021, 11:33 AM
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Tell her you need to see a doc asap for trt since a little piece of toilet paper is enough to make you stop
post 1649365813 10-21-2021, 11:37 AM
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That’s my fetish
post 1649366003 10-21-2021, 11:39 AM
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id assess the area for a hidden penis because girls dont poop
post 1649366063 10-21-2021, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted By SmashinYoungVag⏩
That’s my fetish
You would love my ex girlfriend then brah
post 1649366073 10-21-2021, 11:39 AM
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You lick out the toilet paper lint and spit it back in her mouth.
"If in my say 80 years on earth I do more help than damage, then I feel complete."

"I feel grateful every day I wake up, I know I’m already on borrowed time"

-Snailsrus aka Lauren Kelly RIP
post 1649366103 10-21-2021, 11:40 AM
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Tell her there is toilet paper clingers and to go shower.
post 1649366233 10-21-2021, 11:41 AM
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just puke brah

that should be enough
Trump 2024

Adopt Don't Shop
post 1649366243 10-21-2021, 11:41 AM
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Get flaccid and hit her with the "it's not you, it's me" line.
Angels
post 1649366313 10-21-2021, 11:42 AM
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tell her she's a nasty unhygienic sloot and find yourself a clean woman

My ex could go all day in the florida heat, running errands and going to class and still come over after fresh as fuark with angus and vagene clean as a whistle.
post 1649366523 10-21-2021, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted By ZeroPercentTip⏩
Respectfully decline going any further if you see pieces of toilet paper stuck to her vag or assh*ole? Obviously she's going to be pissed but what excuse can you use to soften the blow to her?
How do you finish foreplay and not notice any of that. What's your method of foreplay brah just grope her boobs for 2 mins?
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post 1649366583 10-21-2021, 11:44 AM
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That's not TP. That's reminisce of Jamal and Tyrone.
post 1649368443 10-21-2021, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted By AgRyan⏩
You lick out the toilet paper lint and spit it back in her mouth.
^What does AgRyan and the Starship Enterprise have in common?

Spoiler!
They both fly around Uranus catching klingons
Damn
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