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10-27-2021, 12:58 PM
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- Woody-5
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- Woody-5
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Got CATFISHED on Bumble!!! Pissed!!!
swiping through bumble and I see this pretty fine looking older chick. her profile pic is a gym shot and you can tell she's taken care of body.
Swipe right, BAM match. She writes back almost immedaitely: hey cutie, I usually only go for younger Chads, but you look like you're in great shape for 42.
We chat a bit, she gives me her snapchat and sends me some bangin gym pics from there. says she wants me to send a penor pic, and then she'll show me bobs. Pretty forward, but whatever...
I tell her she's gotta earn that, let's meet at the local tavern for a drink Tuesday after work. She says ok, but let's meet at this new indian place that just opened in town
So I show up, she texts saying running a min late. No prob, I grab a table and wait.... I hear in a non female, accented voice "hey cutie!" and this twink indian guy
comes over and sits down at the table "I've been waiting all day to meet you"
WTF.... I smack my glass of water over and GTFO... so pissed right now...
sloots profile pic:

sloots snap pics:

actual pic of "sloot" that showed up:

Swipe right, BAM match. She writes back almost immedaitely: hey cutie, I usually only go for younger Chads, but you look like you're in great shape for 42.
We chat a bit, she gives me her snapchat and sends me some bangin gym pics from there. says she wants me to send a penor pic, and then she'll show me bobs. Pretty forward, but whatever...
I tell her she's gotta earn that, let's meet at the local tavern for a drink Tuesday after work. She says ok, but let's meet at this new indian place that just opened in town
So I show up, she texts saying running a min late. No prob, I grab a table and wait.... I hear in a non female, accented voice "hey cutie!" and this twink indian guy
comes over and sits down at the table "I've been waiting all day to meet you"
WTF.... I smack my glass of water over and GTFO... so pissed right now...
sloots profile pic:

sloots snap pics:

actual pic of "sloot" that showed up:
PRs: Back Squat- 410x1 / Front Squat- 320x1/ Bench- 325x1 / Deadlift- 505x1
Woody's Quest for the Seven (journal):
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=177649631
10-27-2021, 01:03 PM
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- grandmoloch
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- grandmoloch
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Woulda stayed for the curry srs
the restaurant's curry
the restaurant's curry
I'm gonna make it
600/424/683
10-27-2021, 01:05 PM
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- Ravishing_Rick
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- Ravishing_Rick
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uh oh
*۩*legendary misc status*۩*
No Sloot Can Hurt A Man With Options~ Ravishing_Rick
all my bishes foreign PSN Ravishing_Rick
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10-27-2021, 01:05 PM
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10-27-2021, 01:31 PM
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10-27-2021, 01:37 PM
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- NitrogenWidget
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10-27-2021, 01:46 PM
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- Woody-5
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- Woody-5
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Originally Posted By Azrairc⏩
Do you think I’m laughing? I’m pissed! Expected a 8/10 female and raging male currycel showed up!Aware but didn’t lol
Sofa king mad right now
PRs: Back Squat- 410x1 / Front Squat- 320x1/ Bench- 325x1 / Deadlift- 505x1
Woody's Quest for the Seven (journal):
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=177649631
10-27-2021, 01:47 PM
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- Jayl12345
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- Jayl12345
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Originally Posted By Azrairc⏩
This.Aware but didn’t lol
However if that ends up being her I'm off to buy a nice cubic zirconia
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