Long story short several years ago I banged this female of shall we say "loose moral fiber", anyway dirty bish had thrush (smell should have been a give away) and the next day I woke up with Bell end with red spots all over it itching so much I wanted to wipe it on a horsehair mat.

Doc gave me some anti fungal cream, it cleared up and never had any issues since.

UNTIL I HAD THE PZIFER VAX

And trust me I haven't been rooting many harlots these last couple of years. 48 hours after vax, exact same symptoms as before, bemused Doc "well I spose it coulda been the vaccine", dipped my wick in that anti fungal cream and it's OK.

Oh also I had a masty the night of the vax and felt like my heart may explode, I finished though because I'm not a quitter.

Oh also my chronic hemmeroids are just "gone" so that's a positive.

Srs wtf is in this chit.