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post 1651468453 11-25-2021, 05:57 AM
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Dumbest/cringiest thing you’ve ever done for a sloot?

Dumbest/cringiest thing you’ve ever done for a sloot?

How did it work out for you
post 1651468973 11-25-2021, 06:10 AM
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Paid for dinner and espresso martinis, only to find out she had seen 4 other guys that week and had sex with 2 of them.

Spoiler!
It was a Wednesday.
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post 1651469013 11-25-2021, 06:12 AM
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Paid for her on a date. She called me the next day and told me she liked bad boys and only wants a fwb…but not me.

Was brutal but I was young and that helped me never jester again
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post 1651469733 11-25-2021, 06:29 AM
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When I was 17 I built a doghouse for a woman I wanted to hook up with. She was in a failing marriage with a kid. Lol. Glad that one didn’t work out.
post 1651470023 11-25-2021, 06:35 AM
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As a young preteen with 0 game, just beta orbiting, being nice and friendly, when the arrogant guys who acted cold were the ones they went for. When I stopped caring, it began working, as ironic as that sounds.
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post 1651470143 11-25-2021, 06:38 AM
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When I was 14 I had a girlfriend who I wanted to impress on valentines day. Bought roses, balloons, teddy bears and brought all that chit to school, only to find her making out with her ex by my locker. To add insult to injury, pretty much everyone in school saw the chit go down.

I wish I had an older brother at the time to talk some sense into me.
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post 1651470543 11-25-2021, 06:50 AM
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Let some dumb sloot from my old church string me along for attention and validation. She would come in and out of my life for years until last Halloween. I asked her why she didn't go out because she hit me up on snapchat. Her answer "Because I'm lazy and no one has plans". That statement was the nail in the coffin.

Tbh, I only have myself to blame. because she has a pattern and I ignored it. It took me way too long to realize, I'm actually way too good for that basic blase bish.

To make it worse, before that she invited me over to her place for dinner with her and her sister. I waited outside the gate for 20 minutes, then she finally showed up. She got crossfaded with her friend earlier that day and completely forgot about me. We still hung out but the bitch never cooked dinner... That level of disrespect, intentional or not, is unacceptable.
Originally Posted By azumi121⏩
Paid for her on a date. She called me the next day and told me she liked bad boys and only wants a fwb…but not me.

Was brutal but I was young and that helped me never jester again
I'm sure she's still on Tinder to this day...

"Looking for something real..."
"Tired of the games..."
"Into deep conversations...."

Never take em seriously.
Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
As a young preteen with 0 game, just beta orbiting, being nice and friendly, when the arrogant guys who acted cold were the ones they went for. When I stopped caring, it began working, as ironic as that sounds.
Pretty much me, except the caring part. Still working on that.
post 1651470693 11-25-2021, 06:56 AM
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In 1989 I took a girl I liked to pick out her prom dress. She went with some other guy.
post 1651471493 11-25-2021, 07:16 AM
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held car door for a girl
post 1651471723 11-25-2021, 07:22 AM
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stuttering when trying to ask on a date. "i have a boyfriend" ofc.
post 1651471763 11-25-2021, 07:24 AM
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post 1651471803 11-25-2021, 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Dumbest was not taking my ex to court and not getting an aggressive lawyer to protect myself from him.

He was the worst man
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post 1651472583 11-25-2021, 07:42 AM
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The things I've done were done in a spirit of humility and good will. Even if such gestures are seen as pathetic by others, I know that I was graceful and sincere.
post 1651472873 11-25-2021, 07:49 AM
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Que my 8PM sushi picnic planned date in Central Park (NYC) back in 2007 with a chick from MySpace. I’ve posted this one many times before.
post 1651472953 11-25-2021, 07:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironface⏩
Paid for dinner and espresso martinis, only to find out she had seen 4 other guys that week and had sex with 2 of them.

Spoiler!
It was a Wednesday.
Lmao that is brutal
post 1651473583 11-25-2021, 08:05 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironface⏩
Paid for dinner and espresso martinis, only to find out she had seen 4 other guys that week and had sex with 2 of them.

Spoiler!
It was a Wednesday.
Don’t feel too bad this is what bitches do nowadays. Usually they don’t tell you tho
post 1651473893 11-25-2021, 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted By CookieDoughBrah⏩
When I was 14 I had a girlfriend who I wanted to impress on valentines day. Bought roses, balloons, teddy bears and brought all that chit to school, only to find her making out with her ex by my locker. To add insult to injury, pretty much everyone in school saw the chit go down.

I wish I had an older brother at the time to talk some sense into me.
how did you react?
post 1651474313 11-25-2021, 08:26 AM
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Put my penis down on a puddle for her to walk over.
post 1651474463 11-25-2021, 08:31 AM
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5th grade, worked up the courage to get some sloot some flowers so i knocked on her classroom door, a girl named Ashley answered and was like ill go get her, so she comes up, im somewhat smiling and say here you go there are for you and she goes "from who...?

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It's too embarrassing to admit. I have blocked the memory. But I look back on the naive, beta nice guy I was then and I cringe.
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was dating this girl and she told me "i'm taking a break from having sex this just isn't what i want to do anymore have meaningless sex" found out she was dating five other guys and letting most of them bang. I would lay with her in my bed an play with her hair and she said i was "sweet"
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
As a young preteen with 0 game, just beta orbiting, being nice and friendly, when the arrogant guys who acted cold were the ones they went for. When I stopped caring, it began working, as ironic as that sounds.
This. Blew it with a couple girls in my younger days because I was just too damn nice. Once you stop giving a f they start coming to you
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post 1651475833 11-25-2021, 09:08 AM
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Moved in with her after I got her pregnant.




Edit: she has her uses. In their getting thanksgiving ready right now.
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post 1651476163 11-25-2021, 09:16 AM
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I guess I should be more serious (though my last one was definitely a mistake)


My HS girlfriend who I lost my vCard to recommended a threesome with her other cute girlfriend. I was 17 my gf was 16 and her friend was 15. Needless to say I was way to inexperienced for that and got nervous so jokingly said “you’d let another girl be with me even though you love me?” Or something like that. She stopped and went “you’re right nevermind”. I brought it up a couple times and she shot it down. Never had another chance since.


Second is much more painful. I had the same oneitis since I was 6 years old. Went to the same school all the way through HS and social media took off so I had her on there. I must have made a move on her every year only to get shot down. Got out of the military and was working through some emotional stuff and ended up writing her a love letter. Like on stationary paper and everything. Sent it off to her.

Probably the most cringey weird thing I’d every done in my life. Luckily I don’t even live in the same side of the country as her anymore so no chance of running into her lol.
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Originally Posted By inkie77⏩
was dating this girl and she told me "i'm taking a break from having sex this just isn't what i want to do anymore have meaningless sex" found out she was dating five other guys and letting most of them bang. I would lay with her in my bed an play with her hair and she said i was "sweet"
How long did you date said sloot
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Originally Posted By Ironface⏩
Paid for dinner and espresso martinis, only to find out she had seen 4 other guys that week and had sex with 2 of them.

Spoiler!
It was a Wednesday.
you should have seen her on friday.
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Originally Posted By beebell12⏩
how did you react?
Punched my locker and sprained my wrist. Then cried.
The little lights are not twinkling
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