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post 1651477573 11-25-2021, 09:43 AM
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opening a bald hospice

wassup brahs




opening up a bald hospice to let my bald brothers live out their final decades in dignity, among other likeminded bald gentlemen.









this is a place where bald men can enjoy brotherhood and community, ride horses, take walks, and fuk bald women












we have bald brothers here as young as 18 years old -- we welcome old and young brahs to join us in a tranquil, peaceful setting where we can live together free of the persecution and critical societal glances the norwood reaper has bestowed upon us








please PM me for pricing (ded fkn Srs)
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1651477633 11-25-2021, 09:44 AM
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sounds very bald and gay














































































I'm in

Also I'm not bald or gay, but can I shave my head and suck a dink to be part of the crew?
post 1651477653 11-25-2021, 09:44 AM
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Great idea brah.
post 1651477923 11-25-2021, 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted By CellyTech⏩
sounds very bald and gay














































































I'm in

Also I'm not bald or gay, but can I shave my head and suck a dink to be part of the crew?
you're in brother (ded fkn Srs)
Originally Posted By Unstumpable⏩
Great idea brah.
happy thanksgiving brah
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1651478313 11-25-2021, 09:55 AM
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post 1651478883 11-25-2021, 10:05 AM
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legit, we can all wax and shine each other's heads while sitting in a line, kind of like how women in harem brush each other's hairs
post 1651478943 11-25-2021, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
happy thanksgiving brah
Same to you brother. Tell the fam I said hello.
post 1651478993 11-25-2021, 10:07 AM
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i thought you weren't bald anymore
(ʘᴗʘ✿)
post 1651479083 11-25-2021, 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted By resoog⏩
i thought you weren't bald anymore
I’m not, but this is still important to me (ded fkn Srs)




~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1651479153 11-25-2021, 10:11 AM
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when the reaper kicks in consider me a member.
Lol, lmfao
post 1651479493 11-25-2021, 10:18 AM
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we want pictures of the hairline. pull ur hair back

btw who was ur surgeon
post 1651479503 11-25-2021, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
I’m not, but this is still important to me (ded fkn Srs)




martin freeman hobbit ass lookin muhfuka
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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