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post 1651996033 12-04-2021, 10:41 PM
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People who piss on toilet seats need to be shot srs

Srs if you don't know how to lift a toilet seat to piss in the actual water then you are a straight mongoloid who needs to be euthanized. Wood beat these people up if I caught them but you can never catch them because they commit their crimes behind closed doors literally. Insidious ****hots.
post 1651996323 12-04-2021, 10:48 PM
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I never lift my seat up.
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post 1651996573 12-04-2021, 10:58 PM
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My gym is the YMCA and all the urban youth never raise the seat and piss all over the floor as well.
Yup
post 1651996613 12-04-2021, 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted By Staynlean⏩
My gym is the YMCA and all the urban youth never raise the seat and piss all over the floor as well.
lol @ still going to a public gym in 2021
post 1651996713 12-04-2021, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted By fate0311⏩
lol @ still going to a public gym in 2021
What the fuk am I doing with my life...
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post 1651997103 12-04-2021, 11:13 PM
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Lol at lifting a public toilet seat. Gross. Just aim well
post 1651997423 12-04-2021, 11:21 PM
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If you think men’s restrooms are nasty, you’ve never been in a women’s. Pee on the seat and funky smells are just the tip of the iceberg. At least you can use your shoe to lift the seat and pee standing up.
post 1651999373 12-05-2021, 12:40 AM
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lol at being at a poverty place with no urinal
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post 1651999523 12-05-2021, 12:49 AM
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LOL... I recall a scenario in college where all the urinals were in use so I had to use the stall. I was tired as f/ck and just started pissing. The janitor was actually in the adjacent stall. I didn't close the stall door and the janitor saw me pissing all over the toilet set and started cussing me out...

.... I was actually so damn tired that I didn't even bother to respond or acknowledge him, I just walked out without washing my hands, and rubbed my urine-soaked hands all over the bathroom door....

In retrospect, I'm sure I must have gave the dude a "how the f/ck did my life end up here" moment....

It's kinda funny but also sad at the same time. Imagine being a grown man in his 40s having to wipe up the toilet seat cause some 19yo punk kid didn't bother to lift the seat up..... f/cking brutal....
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post 1651999713 12-05-2021, 12:57 AM
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We should alll be for gender neutral toilets. Share the joy around.
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post 1651999883 12-05-2021, 01:05 AM
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I just piss in the sink since its easier
post 1651999923 12-05-2021, 01:06 AM
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post 1651999973 12-05-2021, 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted By eternalnoob⏩
Unironically fight on sight behaviour
Can't discipline the Miscipline
post 1651999983 12-05-2021, 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted By N0stradamus⏩
LOL... I recall a scenario in college where all the urinals were in use so I had to use the stall. I was tired as f/ck and just started pissing. The janitor was actually in the adjacent stall. I didn't close the stall door and the janitor saw me pissing all over the toilet set and started cussing me out...

.... I was actually so damn tired that I didn't even bother to respond or acknowledge him, I just walked out without washing my hands, and rubbed my urine-soaked hands all over the bathroom door....

In retrospect, I'm sure I must have gave the dude a "how the f/ck did my life end up here" moment....

It's kinda funny but also sad at the same time. Imagine being a grown man in his 40s having to wipe up the toilet seat cause some 19yo punk kid didn't bother to lift the seat up..... f/cking brutal....
The worst part is that if he had slammed the back of your head and rubbed your face into your own piss like a dog as he should have, HE would have been the defendant in court, not you.

Smh at society today
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post 1652000053 12-05-2021, 01:10 AM
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Originally Posted By SUPERH0T⏩
The worst part is that if he had slammed the back of your head and rubbed your face into your own piss like a dog as he should have, HE would have been the defendant in court, not you.

Smh at society today
In that scenario, I would press criminal charges against him and put his as5 in jail... and then I would sue the school for millions of $$$ and spend that money on meth and ho0kers....
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post 1652000123 12-05-2021, 01:15 AM
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Lol @ people who dont squat to pee in 2021. Why pee on the seat just to make the next guy mad when you can squat to avoid potential angry twitter posts? Be courteous brahs.
post 1652001143 12-05-2021, 02:28 AM
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Originally Posted By MadNinjaSkills⏩
At least you can use your shoe to lift the seat and pee standing up.
I never thought of using my shoe, and sitting down is far more comfortable
Damn
post 1652001263 12-05-2021, 02:41 AM
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I will now piss on 9 different public toilets and fart in your girlfriends mouth just to spite you for being a psycho violent overreacting weirdo.

You probably can't even shoot straight and probably aren't straight... fukking ****goot.

My fart will be silent but deadly. Enjoy.
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post 1652001463 12-05-2021, 03:14 AM
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I always clean it up after.
post 1652003543 12-05-2021, 05:54 AM
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Originally Posted By eternalnoob⏩
Anonymity + audience = douchebag behavior.

Even Pythagoras had worked it out.
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