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post 1652735963 12-17-2021, 07:57 PM
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Fooled by chipotle again ( explosive diarrhea)

Not one hour after eating this I’m having explosive diarrhea in Macys bathroom that’s about to

The kind that is splashy and watering. The impact that will require to scrub by ass immediately because of the back blow from the toilet


Hopefully I don’t get locked in the store
post 1652736033 12-17-2021, 07:58 PM
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Never happens with me. You purebred white boys have weak colons.
post 1652736053 12-17-2021, 08:00 PM
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OP probably has the immune system of a newborn

Theres nothing about chipotle that causes explosive sh*ts lmao

It rice, steak and veggies bro
post 1652736543 12-17-2021, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Skeptical_Hippo⏩
OP probably has the immune system of a newborn

Theres nothing about chipotle that causes explosive sh*ts lmao

It rice, steak and veggies bro
Undercooked food. Chit spices. Chemicals.
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post 1652736763 12-17-2021, 08:16 PM
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the worst thing in the world . especially if you arent home
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post 1652736803 12-17-2021, 08:17 PM
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2200 Cal diet then eat a 1800 cal burrito in 15 minutes.

It’s not chipotles fault my man.
post 1652736863 12-17-2021, 08:18 PM
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Slack jawed ****otts with weak systems need to stick to chickn nuggets and mac n cheese.
post 1652736883 12-17-2021, 08:18 PM
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post 1652737043 12-17-2021, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted By BrooksKoepka⏩
Never happens with me. You purebred white boys have weak colons.
Not everyone has the digestive system to eat near raw cats and dogs like you subhumans.
post 1652737183 12-17-2021, 08:24 PM
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Chipotle gives me spicy watery dooks too.

Pretty sure they put laxative in it so to prevent food poisoning
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post 1652737383 12-17-2021, 08:28 PM
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post 1652737473 12-17-2021, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Skeptical_Hippo⏩
OP probably has the immune system of a newborn

Theres nothing about chipotle that causes explosive sh*ts lmao

It rice, steak and veggies bro
Or dat der employee with sh!t in their fingernails. (Ded fkn Srs)
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