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Thread: If Tom Hanks was thankful he'd be Tom Thanks

post 1653446883 12-30-2021, 01:16 PM
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If Tom Hanks was thankful he'd be Tom Thanks

If he became a transgender mother and stabbed people he'd be Mom Shanks.
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post 1653447093 12-30-2021, 01:20 PM
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if Tom Hanks was a bad, bad boy, he'd be Tom Spanks
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post 1653447213 12-30-2021, 01:22 PM
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if Tom Hanks owned a hotdog stand

he'd be Tom Franks
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post 1653447253 12-30-2021, 01:22 PM
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If Tom Hanks landed on Epstein Island, he'd be Tom Wanks.
post 1653447513 12-30-2021, 01:27 PM
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If Tom Hanks first name was Richard, he'd be Dick Hanks.
post 1653448003 12-30-2021, 01:36 PM
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If Tom Hanks was a teen jewish girl hiding in an attic during WWII he would have written "The Diary of Tom Frank".
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post 1653448493 12-30-2021, 01:45 PM
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if tom hanks was a 1900's mechanic he'd be tom cranks
post 1653448553 12-30-2021, 01:46 PM
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If Tom Hanks was the owner of his own private bank he’d be known as Tom Banks
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post 1653448593 12-30-2021, 01:47 PM
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if tom hanks was a Netherlands citizen he's be called Tom Danks
post 1653448653 12-30-2021, 01:48 PM
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If Tom Hanks had abdominal muscles cut like diamonds he'd be called Tom Planks
post 1653448673 12-30-2021, 01:48 PM
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If Tom Hanks was into BDSM, he would be Tom Spanks
post 1653448733 12-30-2021, 01:50 PM
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Take this bullchit back to reddit soyo.
post 1653448953 12-30-2021, 01:57 PM
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If Tom Hanks was a Fire Captain.....


Would he be Tom Hank or Chief?
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post 1653449083 12-30-2021, 01:59 PM
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If Tom Hanks was Billy Blanks’ brother, he’d be Tom Blanks.
post 1653449173 12-30-2021, 02:00 PM
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If Tom Hanks stopped showering he'd be Tom Stanks
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post 1653449383 12-30-2021, 02:04 PM
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If Tom Hanks were a recovered alcoholic, he'd be Tom Dranks
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post 1653449393 12-30-2021, 02:04 PM
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If Tom Hanks had the highest score on an arcade game, he would be Tom Ranks
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post 1653449433 12-30-2021, 02:05 PM
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If Tom Hanks punked another celebrity he would be Tom Pranks
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post 1653449473 12-30-2021, 02:06 PM
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If Tom Hanks wore a stringer to the gym it would be Tom’s tanks
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post 1653450083 12-30-2021, 02:20 PM
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If Tom Hanks was a pimp he would be Tom Skanks.
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post 1653450543 12-30-2021, 02:28 PM
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If Tom Hanks took an antipsychotic that caused erectile dysfunction, he would be Tom shooting Blanks
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post 1653450593 12-30-2021, 02:29 PM
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If Tom Hanks tried to stab someone in prison, he would be Tom Shanks
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post 1653450733 12-30-2021, 02:31 PM
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If Tom Hanks was an Indian actor, he'd be Otm Shank.
post 1653451013 12-30-2021, 02:37 PM
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If Tom Hanks was a Revolutionary War saboteur he'd be Bomb Yanks.

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post 1653451163 12-30-2021, 02:40 PM
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If Tom Hanks had huge love handles, he would be Tom Flanks
post 1653453393 12-30-2021, 03:18 PM
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If Tom Hanks was trying to get a good draft pick he'd be Tom Tanks.
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post 1653453423 12-30-2021, 03:19 PM
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If Tom Hanks saw a picture of a young boy he'd be Tom Wanks.
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post 1653453573 12-30-2021, 03:21 PM
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If Tom Hanks were a tradie he would be called Tom Cranks


I probably banged your mom.

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post 1653453853 12-30-2021, 03:25 PM
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If Tom hanks worked at a place that deals with money , he’s be Tom banks
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post 1653454103 12-30-2021, 03:32 PM
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If Tom Hanks were on Epstein Island with a bunch of kids he'd be Tom Wanks.
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