i will be an “old” dad

01-01-2022, 08:45 AM

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i will be an “old” dad

feels old man (ded fkn Srs)

I think I will prob have my first kid at 36.

Kid graduates college when I’m 54

and that’s my hypothetical youngest kid (ded fkn Srs)

any other OLD dads walking around with full bush of gray pubes?

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~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
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~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
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01-01-2022, 08:47 AM

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Your kid will be a loser just like his old man

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01-01-2022, 08:47 AM

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My Brother adopted 3 kids at 52

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01-01-2022, 08:48 AM

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inb4 kiddo in 9 months

01-01-2022, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted By Bosko⏩

My Brother adopted 3 kids at 52

ho-lee fuk

how did it go? (ded fkn Srs)

~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~

01-01-2022, 08:49 AM

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lol I was like oh chit RLAs lady is expecting
But she’s not.. right?

Sloots Gon Sloot.

01-01-2022, 08:50 AM

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Don’t know what counts as old but I had my first at 33, second at 35, probably have our third at 37.

01-01-2022, 08:51 AM

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Thought you were gay?

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01-01-2022, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted By Krackerjacked⏩

lol I was like oh chit RLAs lady is expecting
But she’s not.. right?

lmaoooo

nah mayne, but I think we will prob be engaged in the back half of the year barring any unforeseen mishaps lol (ded fkn Srs)

Happy new year my brother!

~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~

01-01-2022, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩

Thought you were gay?

Bi / twinkpilled

~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~

01-01-2022, 08:57 AM

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Had my first recently at 37/38. I worry about being old too that's why I'm trying to take care of my body and mind. Having a kid is the most amazing experience completely worth it.

01-01-2022, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩

lmaoooo

nah mayne, but I think we will prob be engaged in the back half of the year barring any unforeseen mishaps lol (ded fkn Srs)

Happy new year my brother!

Happy new year bro and congrats

lol you know we’re having a boy holmes

Sloots Gon Sloot.

01-01-2022, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted By Krackerjacked⏩

Happy new year bro and congrats

lol you know we’re having a boy holmes

Lol dude sorry I got you mixed up in the rep comment with my boy Joey (ded fkn Srs)

Even BIGGER congrats on not being a girl dad lmao

~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~

01-01-2022, 09:02 AM

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01-01-2022, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩

Just have one now op the sooner the better.

I don’t think I can creampie until I’ve been with current GF for a year (ded fkn Srs)

Happy new year bb

~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~

01-01-2022, 09:05 AM

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Even men feel the pressure. Blows my mind seeing a lot of hot eligible women waiting into their 30's

01-01-2022, 09:08 AM

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Mirin that your kid will graduate college by age 18

01-01-2022, 09:12 AM

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Knocking up the Asian FWB already huh OP? I guess that must be gold plated punani.

Good luck OP, being a dad is great even though you’re going to be old.

I probably banged your mom.

Eat the whole animal like a real man.

01-01-2022, 09:12 AM

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My uncle became a dad after 50 and let me tell you his daughter is lucky to born to him and his wife because they are caring, love each other and very active.

Brb being born to a 18 yo girl (brb 60% chance of being aborted) and some absent father and growing up fukked up.

Get your own chit together before bringing someone to this clown world

01-01-2022, 09:12 AM

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I had my kids at 33 and 35. It's normal these days. The parents in my kid's classes are all about my age + or - a couple years. A few outliers on the young side, fewer on the older side but there are some.

I remember going to my kids preschool and there being a guy with grey hair, I thought he was a grandpa but he married a younger chick and had a kid. The kid has grown up to be a dork.

01-01-2022, 09:15 AM

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wait, you're not in your 40s?

aging genetics of piss

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01-01-2022, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩

feels old man (ded fkn Srs)

I think I will prob have my first kid at 36.

Kid graduates college when I’m 54

and that’s my hypothetical youngest kid (ded fkn Srs)

any other OLD dads walking around with full bush of gray pubes?

Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩

lmaoooo

nah mayne, but I think we will prob be engaged in the back half of the year barring any unforeseen mishaps lol (ded fkn Srs)

Happy new year my brother!

OMG that is so exciting! Happy New Year boyo!

As for being an old parent, I know people that had kids in their mid to late 30's and the kids were fine and they were great parents.

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01-01-2022, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩

LOL sorry I meant HS

hope you and your family have an awesome 2022 mamma (ded fkn Srs)

~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~

01-01-2022, 09:29 AM

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An uncle had children close to the age or 50. I don't really know those two cousins but from what I hear they are doing well and are good people. One married an oncologist in the Chicago area. The other manages hotels in vacation cities. Last I heard he is working out of Aspen. I guess he gets the best seating and treatment at local restaurants as they want him to recommend their place to hotel guests.

01-01-2022, 09:29 AM

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I'm 43 and never had any kids and I probably never will because I don't want to be that old dad.

01-01-2022, 09:32 AM

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alpha men throughout history have had kids well into their 40s and even 50s and later. It doesn't matter as long as you aren't a bum and give them a good life.

01-01-2022, 09:35 AM

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Had my first at age 23, and my second at 37. I definitely noticed a big difference between the two. I’m way way more tired this time around. My teenager graduates high school this year in June, and in August my little one starts kindergarten and I get to do it alllllll over again lol.