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post 1653816753 01-06-2022, 06:39 AM
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anyone that got a vasectomy GTFIH (srs)

28, sick of pregnancy anxiety even with condoms, (almost always use condoms unless the girl has an IUD). im considering getting it done ASAP. here are my reasons

-100% dont want kids
- enjoy financial independence
- enjoy doing what i want when i want
- no responsibility
- clown world

worried about post op recovery and how nutting will feel after it. anyone with personal experience?
post 1653816913 01-06-2022, 06:46 AM
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Did it after I had kids. Best decision I ever made.
Nuts were sore for about a day and a half. After you heal there is absolutely no difference between before and after.
No better feeling than being balls-deep and not having to worry about knock some broad up.
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post 1653817183 01-06-2022, 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted By kcadrenalin⏩
Did it after I had kids. Best decision I ever made.
Nuts were sore for about a day and a half. After you heal there is absolutely no difference between before and after.
No better feeling than being balls-deep and not having to worry about knock some broad up.
This, I laid around for 2 days straight with pea's on my balls intermittently for swelling. Pain was very minimal. No meds required. No difference in feeling pre/post op. If I were you, I'd freeze some sperm just in case you might change your mind later on.
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post 1653817353 01-06-2022, 06:53 AM
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Do it.

Had mine done years ago - couple days of soreness sitting on frozen peas (I hear they have ice packs for your sack now though).
Was amazing when I was single, sloots loved the fact that they couldn't get preggo and no worries in my marriage either. Slamming balls deep without a care or condoms.
Best feeling ever.
post 1653817613 01-06-2022, 06:58 AM
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post 1653817693 01-06-2022, 06:59 AM
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If you def don't want kids, 100% do it. No reason not to, and the recovery is nothing but a couple days.
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post 1653817793 01-06-2022, 07:01 AM
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Could honestly never do it srs.

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Procedure was no big deal. Worst part actually was the initial needle in your sack to numb it. Couple days to feel better. Couple bags of frozen peas on your nuts helps.
post 1653817843 01-06-2022, 07:02 AM
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Did it and no ragrets. Nutted within 12 hours after surgery to see if everything worked. Golfed within 35 hours. Little soreness was it. I had brought in to this world 2 little miscers tho to keep the Misc alive. You, on the otherhand, sound selfish.
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post 1653817963 01-06-2022, 07:05 AM
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Originally Posted By narak1⏩
- enjoy doing what i want when i want
- no responsibility
- clown world
You are a participant into making the clown world. Sterilizing yourself just to coom into randoms lmfao


This is a hard pass for any future potential wife material
post 1653818023 01-06-2022, 07:05 AM
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Originally Posted By xcav8r⏩
Procedure was no big deal. Worst part actually was theinitial needle in your sackto numb it. Couple days to feel better. Couple bags of frozen peas on your nuts helps.


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Do it.


Had it done on a Friday. Sat around over the weekend. You'll have to go in to the doc a few weeks later and jizz in a cup to make sure all of your swimmers are gone.
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post 1653818253 01-06-2022, 07:11 AM
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was not aweir so many miscers had a vasectomy. this is inspiring with all the positive replies.
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https://www.northwestern.edu/newscen...ively%20normal.
CHICAGO --- Northwestern University researchers have discovered men with an unusual form of dementia have a higher rate of vasectomy than men the same age who are cognitively normal.
post 1653820423 01-06-2022, 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
https://www.northwestern.edu/newscen...ively%20normal.
the only thing i may have is anxiety. most of it is related to work that i bring upon myself, but with sexors i do **** like checking my condom if theres holes in it, tracking girls periods and stuff. i was not like this until 1-2 years ago.
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Originally Posted By DSTEE⏩
This is a hard pass for any future potential wife material
This is probably the biggest negative point to consider... there are women that will judge you on the fact that you COULDN'T knock them up even if you wanted to, and also any potential wife will also consider this unless she's old and eggs dried anyway. It's biological these sloots are gonna think about baby making.


The flip side of that is the random sloots that will love you being able to coom in them with no babynames, but be aware the MAJORITY of these are actual sloots and not potential wives. Unless you wife up some progressive sloot that thinks the women shouldn't have the responsibility for birth control - she'll be proud that you sterilized yourself and probably will cuck you anyway.
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Originally Posted By narak1⏩
the only thing i may have is anxiety. most of it is related to work that i bring upon myself, but with sexors i do **** like checking my condom if theres holes in it, tracking girls periods and stuff. i was not like this until 1-2 years ago.
I don't know, but there is something very unnatural about the whole procedure and that is something that concerns me about it a bit (potential side effects down the road). Your boys aren't meant to be "reabsorbed" or whatever into your body, so who knows what potential things that could lead to? I believe as far as that dementia thin I posted, that it's been hypothesized that the sperm not leaving your body leads to some sort of immune response that can have a negative effect on your brain...or something along those lines I don't remember the specifics, and don't feel like looking for them right now.

Maybe it's totally harmless, but it's hard to not wonder...
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If you do it make sure you wait for the all clear afterwards, it can take months.
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what procedure did most have? No cut or old fashioned incision method?
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Originally Posted By narak1⏩
28, sick of pregnancy anxiety even with condoms, (almost always use condoms unless the girl has an IUD). im considering getting it done ASAP. here are my reasons

-100% dont want kids
- enjoy financial independence
- enjoy doing what i want when i want
- manlet (5'6") not passing on bad genetics
- no responsibility
- clown world

worried about post op recovery and how nutting will feel after it. anyone with personal experience?
Howdy....

I never wanted kids because I like a quiet, private life.
So...I did it back in '86 (I was 39) and I could quit worrying about it and it got the wife off of the pill.
I'm damn glad I did it and I have no regrets.

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post 1653824423 01-06-2022, 08:47 AM
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Got mine after my divorce and a pregnancy scare with a Latina half my age. Best money I ever spent, serious.
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Got mine at age 31.

Only things I'll say is make sure you wait to have sex as long as they tell you to AND make sure you go in and get your stuff tested afterwards. There's been guys who never got tested after (you are supposed to get tested twice) and they weren't actually blowing zeroes (which they found out the hard way).
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Originally Posted By xcav8r⏩
Procedure was no big deal. Worst part actually was the initial needle in your sack to numb it. Couple days to feel better. Couple bags of frozen peas on your nuts helps.
This.

Feels like being kicked in the balls in slow motion and then it goes numb.

Any-who, most important part...

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I was the less than X% that experiences recanalization and my wife and I had a fourth child POST-vasectomy. Love that little guy to death and couldn't picture my life without him, so although I have no regrets it was a huge blow to our reality as I was set to deploy. So, I've actually had a vasectomy twice. The 2nd time they took out a full half-inch of my tubes and cauterized the ends just to be sure.

It's been 3 years now - many nuts busted raw; feels good man.

And your loads are exactly the same. Same color, size, just no swimmers - I had the same worries, but it's all good.
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Originally Posted By narak1⏩
28, sick of pregnancy anxiety even with condoms, (almost always use condoms unless the girl has an IUD). im considering getting it done ASAP. here are my reasons

-100% dont want kids
- enjoy financial independence
- enjoy doing what i want when i want
- manlet (5'6") not passing on bad genetics
- no responsibility
- clown world

worried about post op recovery and how nutting will feel after it. anyone with personal experience?
Post op recovery depends largely on wether or not you listen to the advice from the doctor regarding your limitations following the procedure.

I didn’t listen, and I started lifting stuff and squatting down to pick up my infant WAY too soon. As a result, my recovery sucked. Still only took a month to be back to normal, but it could have been much shorter if I had listened.

As expected, nutting feels exactly the same. Your seminal volume should be the same as before the procedure.
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Had it done after having a couple kids.

No regrets.

My balls swelled up to the size of oranges. srs.

Don't feel bad about not wanting kids. I love my kids but fooking hell, they're expensive, time-consuming, and tie you to a woman who is likely going to turn into a fat, entitled bitch.
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Could honestly never do it srs.

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Originally Posted By lockdev⏩
Had it done after having a couple kids.

No regrets.

My balls swelled up to the size of oranges. srs.

Don't feel bad about not wanting kids. I love my kids but fooking hell, they're expensive, time-consuming, and tie you to a woman who is likely going to turn into a fat, entitled bitch.
Would you like to tell us something? Something you wanna get off your chest? About a certain woman perhaps?
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I got one done last year. Barely any soreness and all stress related to unwanted new kiddos is gone.
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Originally Posted By narak1⏩
was not aware so many miscers had a vasectomy. this is inspiring with all the positive replies.
It's a judgment call....that's for damn sure.

I knew I didn't want kids when I was in my early teens for a few reasons so it was a no brainer for me.
I think it was about 220$ at a Planned Parenthood facility....put it on a credit card, continued to chase my wife around the housewith out any worries.and never looked back.

Back to it....
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