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post 1654114953 01-11-2022, 04:55 AM
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I can carry my driver 271 yards.. update on my golf..



(projected)

whats that about my 'old man' swing? Sorry? Pardon?
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post 1654115183 01-11-2022, 05:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Spazzzzy⏩
I don't even play golf and was hitting them >250 on the fly with a dinged up rented club the first time I went to the range as an adult a month ago.

Biggest manlet oldcel weak breeding stock cope game of all time
How did you even manage to hit a ball clean given it was your first time?
post 1654115463 01-11-2022, 05:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Spazzzzy⏩
I don't even play golf and was hitting them >250 on the fly with a dinged up rented club the first time I went to the range as an adult a month ago.

Biggest manlet oldcel weak breeding stock cope game of all time
happened, this
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post 1654115513 01-11-2022, 05:12 AM
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If true, your club speed (117mph) and distance would put you into PGA pro territory.

I'm gonna say that your electronic device needs recalibrating or its batteries are dying and you're getting false readings.
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post 1654115803 01-11-2022, 05:20 AM
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pretty sure the only place you carry your driver is to the gay club


How much does he weigh?
post 1654115833 01-11-2022, 05:21 AM
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Originally Posted By Spazzzzy⏩
played a bit as a kid with Dad. thought it was boring as fuark but would have hit 1000-2000 balls total when I was under 12.

went again as an adult with good strength base, absolute childs play srs. fuking lol at OP

All the manlets with their taylormade $5k clubs and oldcels were shaking when they were hearing the clean dings of a manmore's swing next to them.

I was actually loling at them srs. You spend thousands of hours and tens of thousands of dollars to be average at a game for the old and also-rans. srs pretty depressing getting beat by an athletic manmore who doesn't even play. biggest black pill ever lmao but I guess that's life son.




I guess it's ok if you're like 50+ but lol at having any test in your body and playing it if you don't have to/make money doing so.
post a video of your swing, I'll be the judge of if you can play at all, which I doubt
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post 1654115903 01-11-2022, 05:24 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩


(projected)

whats that about my 'old man' swing? Sorry? Pardon?
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakn' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
post 1654115913 01-11-2022, 05:24 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
post a video of your swing, I'll be the judge of if you can play at all, which I doubt
this is a bodybuilding forum you idiot
post 1654115943 01-11-2022, 05:24 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscInformed⏩
If true, your club speed (117mph) and distance would put you into PGA pro territory.

I'm gonna say that your electronic device needs recalibrating or its batteries are dying and you're getting false readings.


top tracer recently in cold weather, which is essentially what they use on tour for many driving stats. Been working on speed for a couple of months, still going up think I can get into the 170s soon..
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post 1654116033 01-11-2022, 05:26 AM
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Originally Posted By GainzMcgee⏩
this is a bodybuilding forum you idiot
He's not the only idiot here


I mean

Who got him.to 32k from red
post 1654116103 01-11-2022, 05:28 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩


top tracer recently in cold weather, which is essentially what they use on tour for many driving stats. Been working on speed for a couple of months, still going up think I can get into the 170s soon..
So this is all simulated and not real. That explains it. You're like that Miscer who timed himself running 4 yards and then extrapolated his 40 yard dash time and claimed he was a world class sprinter.

LOL.

Do it for real, then get back to us.
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post 1654117183 01-11-2022, 06:03 AM
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Hey guise im gud at sim golf hehe
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Congrats bro that’s world record territory. There’s definitely not 15 year olds hitting it further.
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I usually carry my driver with me for the whole course, but to each his own I guess...
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Can do 270 with a 4 iron and I hit the range like twice per year
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I can hit over 200 yards with both my putter and sand wedge
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Originally Posted By Spazzzzy⏩
Don't care pleb.

All I know was I was teeing off at the same mark as everyone else, my balls were going to the 250 sign on the fly and all the manlets and oldcels were crying at their inferiority. I think one may have even pissed his pants. Felt like Happy Gilmore was funny as fuark. Guy I went with who plays golf hit maybe 1 to the 200 sign. You've either got it or you play golf I guess. LMFAO

Some of the guys with $5k clubs weren't even going 150 on the fly.

SRS WAS LAUGHING AT THEM.

Now go fack urslef you pommie koont
Sounds like you went to some retard only driving range
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Pathetic.
Originally Posted By Vhagar⏩
Sounds like you went to someretard only driving range
So… a driving range.
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30 yards off line. Thats O.B. every time on my home course.
post 1654120393 01-11-2022, 07:15 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscInformed⏩
So this is all simulated and not real. That explains it. You're like that Miscer who timed himself running 4 yards and then extrapolated his 40 yard dash time and claimed he was a world class sprinter.

LOL.

Do it for real, then get back to us.
wtf are you on about you arent going to measure actual balls speed and carry anywhere other than at a range
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post 1654120473 01-11-2022, 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted By Retoaded⏩
30 yards off line. Thats O.B. every time on my home course.
what did I tell you last time you said the exact same thing

the target wasnt aligned with the bay and I couldnt be bothered moving it. It was dead straight
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Originally Posted By Spazzzzy⏩
Don't care pleb.

All I know was I was teeing off at the same mark as everyone else, my balls were going to the 250 sign on the fly and all the manlets and oldcels were crying at their inferiority. I think one may have even pissed his pants. Felt like Happy Gilmore was funny as fuark. Guy I went with who plays golf hit maybe 1 to the 200 sign. You've either got it or you play golf I guess. LMFAO

Some of the guys with $5k clubs weren't even going 150 on the fly.

SRS WAS LAUGHING AT THEM.

Now go fack urslef you pommie koont
you cared enough to write a novel. Twice, actually, you posted the same thing on my last golf thread
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According to the Drive Shack holes in the ground I hit that distance quite often.
I probably banged your mom.

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lmao i used to carry 271 when i was in 10th grade and played golf 3x a year. Get good goof
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So many claims

So little proof



Never change misc
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Are you married and if so what does she look like because I am imagining a near transparent hamplanet that takes particular joy in pushing a monster log to a hanging position whilst squatting then rattling that soft fudgey bastard off the toilet rim walls like she is trying to ring the liberty bell
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Originally Posted By GainzMcgee⏩
this is a bodybuilding forum you idiot
You have to be an absolute unit to hit it those distances
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Note I didn’t actually hit a ball on this swing it was a projected distance based on my swing speed (roughly 117.1 mph)
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